Ode to idolatrie & unefille

[Satan]

Indeed, I can't get enough.

Drink it up while it lasts.

[Gilly]

+ ∞

*kicks UDP in the cock*

[unefille]

Beer is like water. Give me a real drink, or nothing at all.

Hey, get your own bar wench!

*kicks UDP in the cock*

LOL

[Nexus]

Hey, get your own bar wench!

Yeah, this one's mine.

[idolatrie]

Yeah, this one's mine.

What are you offering for her? I think she's worth at least 8 sheep and 3 camel.

[unefille]

What are you offering for her? I think she's worth at least 8 sheep and 3 camel.

Eh, I think I'm worth more than that. I'm the type of Shakespeare, Hegel and Foucault! I can tell you stories of epic grandeur AND devise obscure theories of human social behaviour AND pour you a drink AT THE SAME TIME.

[idolatrie]

Eh, I think I'm worth more than that. I'm the type of Shakespeare, Hegel and Foucault! I can tell you stories of epic grandeur AND devise obscure theories of human social behaviour AND pour you a drink AT THE SAME TIME.

...so you're a bar wench then?

Hmm. 4 camels, 10 sheep.

Hurry up guys, she's getting more expensive.

[Satan]

Hey, get your own bar wench!

I like it when you talk dirty. Bring it on.

[Satan]

Eh, I think I'm worth more than that. I'm the type of Shakespeare, Hegel and Foucault! I can tell you stories of epic grandeur AND devise obscure theories of human social behaviour AND pour you a drink AT THE SAME TIME.

You've got a lot to learn.

[Satan]

Yeah, this one's mine.

Are you claiming ownership. I'll tell you something. That girl has baggage.

[unefille]

You've got a lot to learn.

Oh, and I suppose you think you're going to be the one to teach me?

[Satan]

Oh, and I suppose you think you're going to be the one to teach me?

You can't win me over with beer. You can teach yourself.

[Nexus]

...so you're a bar wench then?

Hmm. 4 camels, 10 sheep.

Hurry up guys, she's getting more expensive.

How about 5 sheep, 11 barrels of wine, and a singing parakeet with one eye?

BTW, how much for you idolatrie? Do I get discount for both of you together?

[idolatrie]

How about 5 sheep, 11 barrels of wine, and a singing parakeet with one eye?

BTW, how much for you idolatrie? Do I get discount for both of you together?

Where are the camels in that offer?? I approve of the wine, and who doesn't want a pirate of a parakeet. But I do expect some camels. Preferably including one that does maths.

Ohh, Huitzy, you couldn't afford me. But even if, as a matched dual pair? You'd have to pay extra.

[Nexus]

Where are the camels in that offer?? I approve of the wine, and who doesn't want a pirate of a parakeet. But I do expect some camels. Preferably including one that does maths.

Ohh, Huitzy, you couldn't afford me. But even if, as a matched dual pair? You'd have to pay extra.

Believe me, I'd pay extra to watch two female duals go at it, especially Beta. I just need to find some camels.

[Ezra]

I know this girl

[idolatrie]

AARGHGHGHGH

WTF, Ezra? What did we ever do to you to deserve that??

*blinds self*

[unefille]

It's actually kind of hypnotic...O.o

[Ezra]

AARGHGHGHGH

WTF, Ezra? What did we ever do to you to deserve that??

*blinds self*

Are you a feminist?

It's actually kind of hypnotic...O.o

Courtesy of mercutio.

[idolatrie]

Are you a feminist?

What tipped you off?!?!?!

Haha, actually, you would have gotten the same response if you posted a row of sparkly moving dancing unicorns. Actually...probably an even worse response. But yeah. I like breasts. I just don't like half-set jello. Especially not in multiple iterations.

[unefille]

It's the movement of the head - the way it *snaps* back into place with each rotation. I don't like breasts, actually. It's common knowledge that I really am not a fan of breasts, don't enjoy being hugged by busty friends, have never understand breast augmentation surgery and can only say: thank god men don't have breasts.

[Ezra]

Haha, actually, you would have gotten the same response if you posted a row of sparkly moving dancing unicorns.

thank god men don't have breasts.

You must be really good looking, then. Only someone who could afford to have high standards would say that.

[idolatrie]

I hate you Ezra. Hate hate hate.

[Cuddly McFluffles]

*rolling* This thread is hilarious.

[unefille]

You must be really good looking, then. Only someone who could afford to have high standards would say that.

I hate you Ezra. Hate hate hate.

Aw, it's love. How cute.

*rolling* This thread is hilarious.

Hey Ryene, I know you were typed as IEE a while back - what type are you currently considering for yourself?

[Satan]

It's the movement of the head - the way it *snaps* back into place with each rotation. I don't like breasts, actually. It's common knowledge that I really am not a fan of breasts, don't enjoy being hugged by busty friends, have never understand breast augmentation surgery and can only say: thank god men don't have breasts.

How do other people feel about your breasts.

[Cuddly McFluffles]

Hey Ryene, I know you were typed as IEE a while back - what type are you currently considering for yourself?

I'm considering ES_p.

[unefille]

How do other people feel about your breasts?

Fixed.

I've yet to receive complaints - to say anymore would be rather vulgar, Merky.

I'm considering ES_p.

I didn't think IEE was right for you, though I remember reading your type thread around the time my type was being questioned and the consensus seemed to be IEE. I could see you as SEE, actually, from what I've seen/read thus far - lol, I may be remembering badly, but you seem a bit more 'violent' and 'physical' than I could see an IEE comfortable with being.

[Cuddly McFluffles]

I didn't think IEE was right for you, though I remember reading your type thread around the time my type was being questioned and the consensus seemed to be IEE. I could see you as SEE, actually, from what I've seen/read thus far - lol, I may be remembering badly, but you seem a bit more 'violent' and 'physical' than I could see an IEE comfortable with being.

Could be upbringing. But yeah, Ne-leading doesn't fit perfectly. And my best friend may have been LSI, which would pretty well leave IEE in the dust. I talked with someone who said I sound slightly more F than T now, though he thought I sounded like an SLE as a kid/teenager.

[Ezra]

And my best friend may have been LSI, which would pretty well leave IEE in the dust.

True, but not necessarily always the case that bad relations socionically = bad real relations; they're just tougher to handle. I supervise one of my best friends. Kristiina's husband is supervised by her.

[Satan]

Fixed.

I've yet to receive complaints - to say anymore would be rather vulgar, Merky.

So what you're really saying is that you go around complaining about other girls breasts, and yet no-one complains about your breasts.

That doesn't sound very fair.

[idolatrie]

So what you're really saying is that you go around complaining about other girls breasts, and yet no-one complains about your breasts.

That doesn't sound very fair.

Yeah, she's kinda a bitch like that. Hypocrisy ftw! *smirk*