craving for a hot dog
craving for a hot dog
and some peppermint gum became
all he could perceive. The
magical unicorn flew away into
D-SEI9w1
This is me and my dual being scientific together
my strawberry frozen margarita because
they're attracted to anything pink.
My question is: Why had
he not looked where he
was going after being told
"Beware the ides of March!"
Imperceptibly all things were changing
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
for Topaz. He forgot hisThere was once a small dog on a bun in the palm of my hand. He had no face and a pair of ears that wiggled back and forth. My cat used to chase him and after she would catch him, I'd render heroic busts of her eating my faceless dog beneath a starless sky. Nobody has seen Mr. Banana since the sixteenth of February, lost in the pools of rain that drown the ground. But Detrol LA could help recover him. All he must do now is look closely for his missing mole. Moonshine was his favorite liquor, because it freed his mind to think of things besides work. They had constantly hounded him about his propensity to be unproductive and unable to get a pedicure. So he set his alarm to beep at passing strangers and rodeo clowns, whom he found to be very annoying salesmen.
The clowns wearing blue fuzzy wigs stopped taking hardcore drugs for their asthma and switched to simple over the counter medications; however the rodeo queen decided that earrings should not be worn with size 57 shoes. So this is how the big moose ate my slippers. Indigestion was mistaken for a blessing so she saved her nickels for a rainy day. Diarrhea ages better than my old bottles of wine, but we couldn’t afford more. So we moved to the hard stuff.
If only we had known how dangerous pebbles could be, we wouldn't have stuffed them in my friend's pants yesterday. He came back with big rash on his leg and hiccups. Obviously, Natalie Portman wanted to get even for the jilting episode back in the ice cream parlor. He had slapped her continuously and swore to never wear pants again. This uncalled-for threat made her shave her head and travel as quickly as possible to a monastery in LA where she met a wise old man called Christian Bale who taught her that sometimes people shout when their team scores but "never serve two masters...” without a health plan.
‘Spanking, spanking, spanking, spanking, spanking, spanking over and over’ he thought. Suddenly it dawned upon him, " 'tis peanut butter jelly time!" so he began to smash PBJ with a baseball bat. Soon his would-be dinner had become altogether unrecognizable. Instead, the craving for a hot dog and some peppermint gum became all he could perceive. The magical unicorn flew away into my strawberry frozen margarita because they're attracted to anything pink. My question is: Why had he not looked where he was going after being told "Beware the ides of March!"
Imperceptibly all things were changing
way home, so he began
to sing Christmas carols. A
rhythmical head bang against the
Last edited by Park; 09-03-2008 at 12:04 AM.
“Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”
Originally Posted by Gilly
fence post is an easy
way for him to get
“Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”
hurt, so Topaz decided to
do it with cauition. At
“Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”
first he bled profusely, but
Roger needed clarity and closure
so he clarified and closed.
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
That done, he moved on
to more exciting things. He
opened a can of Woop
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
, then read the label. Since
the Land before Time; red
Posts I wrote in the past contain less nuance.
If you're in this forum to learn something, be careful. Lots of misplaced toxicity.
~an extraverted consciousness is unable to believe in invisible forces.
~a certain mysterious power that may prove terribly fascinating to the extraverted man, for it touches his unconscious.
riding hood was a sleestack
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
and couldn't tell the difference
between friends and enemies. Too
bad for him because later
he would keel over, following
Red Riding Hood to theThere was once a small dog on a bun in the palm of my hand. He had no face and a pair of ears that wiggled back and forth. My cat used to chase him and after she would catch him, I'd render heroic busts of her eating my faceless dog beneath a starless sky. Nobody has seen Mr. Banana since the sixteenth of February, lost in the pools of rain that drown the ground. But Detrol LA could help recover him. All he must do now is look closely for his missing mole. Moonshine was his favorite liquor, because it freed his mind to think of things besides work. They had constantly hounded him about his propensity to be unproductive and unable to get a pedicure. So he set his alarm to beep at passing strangers and rodeo clowns, whom he found to be very annoying salesmen.
The clowns wearing blue fuzzy wigs stopped taking hardcore drugs for their asthma and switched to simple over the counter medications; however the rodeo queen decided that earrings should not be worn with size 57 shoes. So this is how the big moose ate my slippers. Indigestion was mistaken for a blessing so she saved her nickels for a rainy day. Diarrhea ages better than my old bottles of wine, but we couldn’t afford more. So we moved to the hard stuff.
If only we had known how dangerous pebbles could be, we wouldn't have stuffed them in my friend's pants yesterday. He came back with big rash on his leg and hiccups. Obviously, Natalie Portman wanted to get even for the jilting episode back in the ice cream parlor. He had slapped her continuously and swore to never wear pants again. This uncalled-for threat made her shave her head and travel as quickly as possible to a monastery in LA where she met a wise old man called Christian Bale who taught her that sometimes people shout when their team scores but "never serve two masters...” without a health plan.
‘Spanking, spanking, spanking, spanking, spanking, spanking over and over’ he thought. Suddenly it dawned upon him, " 'tis peanut butter jelly time!" so he began to smash PBJ with a baseball bat. Soon his would-be dinner had become altogether unrecognizable. Instead, the craving for a hot dog and some peppermint gum became all he could perceive. The magical unicorn flew away into my strawberry frozen margarita because they're attracted to anything pink. My question is: Why had he not looked where he was going after being told "Beware the ides of March!"
Imperceptibly all things were changing for Topaz. He forgot his way home, so he began to sing Christmas carols. A rhythmical head bang against the fence post is an easy way for him to get hurt, so Topaz decided to do it with caution. At first he bled profusely, but Roger needed clarity and closure, so he clarified and closed. That done, he moved on to more exciting things.
He opened a can of Woop, then read the label. Since the Land before Time, Red Riding Hood was a sleestack and couldn't tell the difference between friends and enemies. Too bad for him because later he would keel over, following
brink of dimestore nihilism while
plagiarizing Nathaniel Hawthorne. Indisputably, he
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
forgot about buying a dime
's worth of cocaine, so when
it quadrupled in price he
asked the drug-dealer, "What the
beep is going on here?"
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