Remember Our Moods?

[Gilly]

*hands Betas shit in a box with a pretty ribbon*

See you later!

[Gilly]

Hey mang, 'choo wanna mess with me? Huh? 'Choo wanna fuck aroun'? I'm Tony Montana, and I ain't goin' nowhere.

[Gilly]

Lemme tell you, mang. 'Choo fuckin' lift that foot o' yours, an' I blow it off. Hokay?

[Gilly]

'Ey, mang, I ain't fuckin around wit 'choo. My knows some chicos down in Venesswayla, and they gonna come up and set 'chore ass straight if choo don't shut that fat mouth o yours. Hokay?

[Gilly]

English translation: My name is Gilligan, and I like to anally fuck emo emus in their sleep.

English translation: Hello my name is Herzblut, and I sponsor Ethiopian children so I can visit them and touch their slender starving bodies.

[Gilly]

Oh, she's clever all right...

Man, I saw this girl in a midget strip club last week...god, somehow I just couldn't resist that dumpy little ass...something about the way she looked at me when she took a dump on that Arabian dude's face.I just jumped up and whipped out my penis and we made whoopy right there on stage. Some guy videotaped it with his camera phone and made a website for us: www.fucknowihaveaids.com

[Creepy-aurora_faerie]

Hello, my name is Gilligan. One time, I travelled to Libya, only to meet Momar Qathafi. I was immediately turned on, so I proceded to give him a Golden Shower. Then, he pissed into my earhole, and I could feel all the yellow goodness flow into my brain. It poured down my throat, to where I coughed it up, and made it go into my mouth. I then spit it out into his anus.

Shit. I'm fucking horny just thinking about this.

EWWWW

[Gilly]

I swear, one time I got SOO close to getting my head out of my ass that I could almost distinguish my abnormally shaped penis from the vestigial tail growing out of my forhead.

[Gilly]

I'm female with a penis.

I know. That's what makes it so funny.

[Gilly]

OMG Gilligan, everything you say is so true, I'm glad someone finally understands me.

Well, acceptance is the first step to recovery. Here, have some warm milk and a lemon cookie.

[Gilly]

I totally have a thing for goose down. There's something about being covered in semen and those fluffy little feathers that just really revs my engine!

[Creepy-Wagner]

Hmm that's interesting, so what do you call the act? "The Aristocrats".

Ba-dum-ching

[ILENTp]

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[Gilly]

Here's all I have to say: you went out of your way to find an emoticon that had a penis jizzing everywhere. Either that, or you already had it (just as bad).

[Gilly]

I mod at a shit-fucking forum

[science as magic]

wtf

[maze]

OMG mang! ROFL MY ASS OFF! Tears, TEARS came out of my eyes I laughed so much. Oh, thank you. THANK YOU. *gives standing ovation to Herzy and Gilligan87.* Now I'm in a happy pappy mood!!

*hands Betas shit in a box with a pretty ribbon*

*smiles at pretty ribbon* *takes a whif, mmmmm, smells like roses.*

When I was little (around 5 or 6) my way older SLE brother came out of the restroom and said, "MMMMMM, it smells like roses in there." I thought...HOW COOL! and ran in to take a wiff. The motherfucker, I'm still recovering.

[Full House]

This thread is hilarious.

[Scrummy]

World's funniest blonde joke... EVER!: http://bgeiger.net/weblog/archives/2...nde-joke-ever/

[Creepy-]

Ehehehehe

[Scrummy]

Oh, and you got your old avatar back!

Yep! Sends the memories pouring back, don't it?

This is a small collection of actual answers to test questions submitted to science and health teachers by students (sent to me by a friend of mine who teaches high school kids):

1. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.

2. When you smell an odorlessgas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

3. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygen and Hydrogen. Oxygen is pure gin and Hydrogen is water and gin.

4. Momentum: What you give to a person when they are going away.

5. Vaccuum: A large empty space where the Pope lives.

6. Germinate: To become a naturalized German

Management Comments

"Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."

"Doing it right is no excuse for meeting the deadline."

"My hope is that we can boil down these two documents and make three."

"Theis project is so important, we can't let more important things interfere with it."

"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."

"We know communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."

[Creepy-Diana]

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