*hands Betas shit in a box with a pretty ribbon*
See you later!
*hands Betas shit in a box with a pretty ribbon*
See you later!
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
Hey mang, 'choo wanna mess with me? Huh? 'Choo wanna fuck aroun'? I'm Tony Montana, and I ain't goin' nowhere.
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
Lemme tell you, mang. 'Choo fuckin' lift that foot o' yours, an' I blow it off. Hokay?
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
'Ey, mang, I ain't fuckin around wit 'choo. My knows some chicos down in Venesswayla, and they gonna come up and set 'chore ass straight if choo don't shut that fat mouth o yours. Hokay?
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
English translation: Hello my name is Herzblut, and I sponsor Ethiopian children so I can visit them and touch their slender starving bodies.Originally Posted by Herzblut
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
Oh, she's clever all right...
Originally Posted by Herzblut
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
Originally Posted by Herzblut
EWWWW
Originally Posted by Herzblut
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
I know. That's what makes it so funny.Originally Posted by Herzblut
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
Well, acceptance is the first step to recovery. Here, have some warm milk and a lemon cookie.Originally Posted by Herzblut
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
Originally Posted by Herzblut
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
Hmm that's interesting, so what do you call the act? "The Aristocrats".
Ba-dum-ching
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Here's all I have to say: you went out of your way to find an emoticon that had a penis jizzing everywhere. Either that, or you already had it (just as bad).
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
Originally Posted by Herzblut
But, for a certainty, back then,
We loved so many, yet hated so much,
We hurt others and were hurt ourselves...
Yet even then, we ran like the wind,
Whilst our laughter echoed,
Under cerulean skies...
OMG mang! ROFL MY ASS OFF! Tears, TEARS came out of my eyes I laughed so much. Oh, thank you. THANK YOU. *gives standing ovation to Herzy and Gilligan87.* Now I'm in a happy pappy mood!!
*smiles at pretty ribbon* *takes a whif, mmmmm, smells like roses.*Originally Posted by gilligan87
When I was little (around 5 or 6) my way older SLE brother came out of the restroom and said, "MMMMMM, it smells like roses in there." I thought...HOW COOL! and ran in to take a wiff. The motherfucker, I'm still recovering.
This thread is hilarious.
ENTP
World's funniest blonde joke... EVER!: http://bgeiger.net/weblog/archives/2...nde-joke-ever/
Ehehehehe
Yep! Sends the memories pouring back, don't it?Originally Posted by Herzblut
This is a small collection of actual answers to test questions submitted to science and health teachers by students (sent to me by a friend of mine who teaches high school kids):
1. H2O is hot water and CO2 is cold water.
2. When you smell an odorlessgas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
3. Water is composed of two gins. Oxygen and Hydrogen. Oxygen is pure gin and Hydrogen is water and gin.
4. Momentum: What you give to a person when they are going away.
5. Vaccuum: A large empty space where the Pope lives.
6. Germinate: To become a naturalized German
Management Comments
"Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say."
"Doing it right is no excuse for meeting the deadline."
"My hope is that we can boil down these two documents and make three."
"Theis project is so important, we can't let more important things interfere with it."
"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
"We know communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
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