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    Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.

    (my cat just started licking my beard )

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.

    (my cat just started licking my beard )
    That picture thread is just for me.
    Like my own personal scrapbook, so leave it alone.


    Oh, and your cat is probably the most amazing thing ever in the whole wide world.
    Especially when it licks your beard <3
    maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
    go ask the frog what the scorpion knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    That picture thread is just for me.
    Like my own personal scrapbook, so leave it alone.


    Oh, and your cat is probably the most amazing thing ever in the whole wide world.
    Especially when it licks your beard <3
    I look through peoples personal shit all the time. I once found a list of people who had "done me wrong" in my friends room. that was scary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    I look through peoples personal shit all the time. I once found a list of people who had "done me wrong" in my friends room. that was scary
    Were you on it?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    Were you on it?
    I don't think so, but I'm not sure... to be honest I got chills when I saw that because that particular friend is very much the quiet neighbor type.

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    nice guy though really... he just called me a couple of days ago. he's been homeless for the past two months (I thought he was in jail)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bionicgoat View Post
    Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.

    (my cat just started licking my beard )
    Beard?

    I believe I last turned you into a pineapple. You are now a grapefruit. You may keep your beard.

    However, this will pose a problem in getting into restaurants with a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. I propose using a go-cart to carry your shirt and shoes. However, there is the question of how a grapefruit can drive a go-cart. Your beard may prove useful for this. Sit on top of the gas pedal and pull the handlebars with your super-long beard. To that end, I hereby grant you super beard-growing powers.

    As to date I have not seen a restaurant adopt a "no go-carts" policy, that should cover it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    Beard?

    I believe I last turned you into a pineapple. You are now a grapefruit. You may keep your beard.

    However, this will pose a problem in getting into restaurants with a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. I propose using a go-cart to carry your shirt and shoes. However, there is the question of how a grapefruit can drive a go-cart. Your beard may prove useful for this. Sit on top of the gas pedal and pull the handlebars with your super-long beard. To that end, I hereby grant you super beard-growing powers.

    As to date I have not seen a restaurant adopt a "no go-carts" policy, that should cover it.
    I'm evicting Brilliand.
    He just keeps on failing over and over again...
    maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
    maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
    go ask the frog what the scorpion knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    I'm evicting Brilliand.
    He just keeps on failing over and over again...
    You, milady, are hereby a cactus.

    Now tell me, what have I done wrong this time?



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    Quote Originally Posted by anamericancer View Post
    I'm evicting Brilliand.
    He just keeps on failing over and over again...
    lol. I was trying to find a way to constructively say this but I guess what you said works.

    Brilliand, I think she's speaking of your attempt at humor there, it just didn't work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cracka View Post
    Brilliand, I think she's speaking of your attempt at humor there, it just didn't work.
    Or maybe there's something wrong with you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cracka View Post
    lol. I was trying to find a way to constructively say this but I guess what you said works.

    Brilliand, I think she's speaking of your attempt at humor there, it just didn't work.
    ...How frustrating. I've been told that I make absurd things funny by taking them seriously. And absurd things are easy to come by, so...

    *sigh* What makes good humor? Should I only attempt humor when I'm happy?

    Quote Originally Posted by Subterranean View Post
    Or maybe there's something wrong with you?
    What, did you like my humor? Maybe it was or somethin'.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    What, did you like my humor? Maybe it was or somethin'.
    Oh, I see you naturally assume that. I could quite plausibly have been taking the opportunity to show my hatred for Cracka.

    Or maybe I did find it funny and there's something wrong with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brilliand View Post
    Beard?

    I believe I last turned you into a pineapple. You are now a grapefruit. You may keep your beard.

    However, this will pose a problem in getting into restaurants with a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. I propose using a go-cart to carry your shirt and shoes. However, there is the question of how a grapefruit can drive a go-cart. Your beard may prove useful for this. Sit on top of the gas pedal and pull the handlebars with your super-long beard. To that end, I hereby grant you super beard-growing powers.

    As to date I have not seen a restaurant adopt a "no go-carts" policy, that should cover it.
    I chuckled a little when I read that.

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