Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.
(my cat just started licking my beard)
Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.
(my cat just started licking my beard)
maybe a saint is just a dead prick with a good publicist
maybe tommorow's statues are insecure without their foes
go ask the frog what the scorpion knows
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
nice guy though really... he just called me a couple of days ago. he's been homeless for the past two months (I thought he was in jail)
Beard?
I believe I last turned you into a pineapple. You are now a grapefruit. You may keep your beard.
However, this will pose a problem in getting into restaurants with a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. I propose using a go-cart to carry your shirt and shoes. However, there is the question of how a grapefruit can drive a go-cart. Your beard may prove useful for this. Sit on top of the gas pedal and pull the handlebars with your super-long beard. To that end, I hereby grant you super beard-growing powers.
As to date I have not seen a restaurant adopt a "no go-carts" policy, that should cover it.
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
...How frustrating. I've been told that I make absurd things funny by taking them seriously. And absurd things are easy to come by, so...
*sigh* What makes good humor? Should I only attempt humor when I'm happy?
What, did you like my humor?Maybe it was
or somethin'.
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari