cassablanca
so boring. so slow.
cassablanca
so boring. so slow.
the last transformers movie... i mean, i know the last last one was bad but no... jsut, what the fuck!
Whatever you do don't watch "The Prince", What a Sh!tty Movie with the big names like Bruce Willis, John Cusack and Jason Patrick,
2. into the woods
3. Exodus Gods and Kings (A total waste of time and money)
4. Holy Man (Eddie Murphy)
5. Vice (Again Bruce Willis)
6. Twilight Series
You guys are all still paying for movies?! Get "Kodi" formally xbox media center. Its free and you can literally watch anything high definition streaming, even current tv shows that just aired today. I haven't paid for a movie in a long time. It makes me laugh actually that people do.
oh and Twilight.
Avatar: The Last Airbender. Amaaaaaazing cartoon. Terrible movie.
below the beltliners
difficult subject... there are so many out there and i can't remember most of the ones i considered really bad off the top of my head. "of all time" puts quite a burden on picking the right ones--the truly terrible, the most unbearable, the worst of the worst-- when it's getting easier and easier for people to make movies and so more and more bad movies are always being made (as in it's accelerating).
right now, all i can do is give a couple i watched recently (i'm fond of bad movies).
#2 from the disaster movie genre, which is itself full of terrible movies (rarely is a film in this genre actually beyond a "B movie"),
Age of Ice
what i thought was unique about this film that set it apart from other disaster films, was that the characters were lacking the credentials characters in these films usually have, yet were still behaving the same way and had the same sorts of lines. so normally, for instance, in one of these movies there are the expert scientist characters (it's most stereotypical to just have the one expert who is shunned by the others for a portion of the film for being too "out there" in his or her ideas) who explain to the audience the ways of ridiculous and implausible disaster. this sort of character can say horrible lines beginning with "according to my calculations..." or explain with conviction how the problem is only going to worsen and if the other characters don't do x then EVERYONE WILL DIE in the disaster. in this movie (unless i missed the part where it told us the professions of the characters) it was mainly this idiot family touring egypt and the dad assumed this role of the scientist/expert without actually having the credentials. so when he proclaims what will happen, or starts saying "according to my calculations" (he actually said it!) despite having no instruments to calculate with, it all seems even more ridiculous than usual. i was impressed by the gall of the filmmakers who were willfully lazy in character creation... they didn't even try. they kept this cliche character without providing the character the background behind the cliche. i thought it was a bold move. and i thought, why not do that? it's actually pretty funny. (there were other things too, but i don't want to go on and on anymore than i have.)
#1 - because i think this one's worse than the last,
Rumors of War
i wasn't able to finish this one it's so bad. it's kind of like the movie 'equilibrium' only with evangelism, an even worse script/plot and really terrible acting. it's kind of painful to watch because of how simplistic and just... bad... the storytelling is. almost every character is startlingly stupid.
Wolf of Wallstreet what a disgusting piece of garbage.
The first couple of Harry Potter movies are also especially bad. Adopting such a novel into a movie just doesn't work out. It all comes off way to contrived, without any organic movie elements to it. Things happen "because". The Chamber of Secrets is especially bad. Utter drivel, if anything they make you realize how the Books were written, and how they're actually not that good as you remember them.
One of the worst Vampire movies I have seen and I have seen a lot. I can't believe I invested an hour into it. Usually if I watch that long I am going to see how it ends but I know how the story ends and I didn't want to waste another 1 1/2 hours. So bad...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1414352/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tme_SdRv2gk
hehe i should watch this again. so terrible.
Battlefield Earth. I'm actually surprised nobody has said this already.
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the humor was really cheesy, the acting was horrible. It wasn't the worst movie ever, but it was pretty badOriginally Posted by Bluebird
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
sucker punch
That (Zohan) is *ONE* of the worst I have ever seen, but not *THE* worst: Godsend: http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/godsend/ - it wasn't even edited properly. It also had about 10 alternate endings...I just hate this movie so much. Posting obnoxious movie poster for effect.
Taken 2- Really Taken 1 was bad too but this one was so much worse. It doesn't help that I hate Maggie Grace.
The Grudge- Tried watching this one 3 times. Couldn't get past the first 15 minutes.
EDIT: I've got one I'm not sure about: https://free-classic-movies.com/movi...Taxi/index.php. Is it good!?
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All Harry Potter movies
Every movie with the dog-faced leading actress from There's Something About Mary
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Spirited Away
There Will Be Blood
No Country for Old Men (and Coen Brothers movies in general, with the slight exception of Fargo and The Big Lebowski)
The Dark Knight
Older movies don't seem to have aged well:
King Kong (1933)
Oliver Twist (1948)
Other movies:
The Shining (but then I don't actually like 'Horror' movies in general...this is rather a bore on repeated viewings)
New York, New York (and Scorcese movies of that kind, e.g. Taxi Driver)
Come and See, and other 'unnecessarily' gratuitous 'War' movies
Sátántangó: incredible tedious, with some other faults that I do not recall
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