The Rebellion against the Evil Beta Empire
Deltas, unite! The heinous Betas, with their nefarious INFps, are attempting to conquer t3h W0rld, and we noble and courageous Deltas are its last line of defense. I hereby found the Rebellion against the Evil Beta Empire. All those interested, sign up! For the future of t3h W0rld, and the freedom of Deltas Everywhere amd -when...
To war!
...oooor you could just have a coffee and hang back and chat. It's up to you...
Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.
INFj - The Holy CPU Saint
Dishonorary INFp
Baah
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Heh, heh.
I think I prefer the latter option.
No need to take up the fight. Delta will eventually take over anyway.
It is an inevitable law of nature.
PS It is nice not to be the only (male) INFJ around here.
"Arnie is strong, rightfully angry and wants to kill somebody."
martin_g_karlsson
Ive been spoiling for a good fight! To my trusty steed! Lets vanquish this evil scheme before they get a foothold! Darklord Lead the way! Wait... where did I put my glasses....?
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
Not only that, they have more posts than us!
Not like I'm counting, but can we really take this insult?
And there's Koneko, too.Originally Posted by CuriousSoul
Heh, heh.
I think I prefer the latter option.
No need to take up the fight. Delta will eventually take over anyway.
It is an inevitable law of nature.
PS It is nice not to be the only (male) INFJ around here.
Delta is starting to boom now.. of course, we will eventually take over everything. All of the "lower" Quadras just continually sink down until we can userp everything.. nice.Eventually, everything comes back to Delta.
I say unto thee NAY! We shall build a fortress of post, of indescribable beauty! We must demonstrate our proficiency in art, music, literature, science ad technology and so forth. We are superior and we must demonstrate it post haste. However, lets not let the effort show
If we cant outdo them then (like if we are too lazy or something) Im afraid they'll have to go. I'll release my flying monkeys to capture the most prolific of Beta! Mwhahahahahhahh.
FLY my monkeys! FLY!
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
Our space program is now in phase 2. Soon, we'll be able to go enlist the help of the Second Galactic Republic, and you know how they hate Empires :wink: .
Oh, yeah, and all of our outposts are now protected by forcefield technology. No need to rush things.
Nasty Beta Empire,
Oh, soon you'll come to see:
There's no beating Delta
'Cause we are uber l33t.
Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.
INFj - The Holy CPU Saint
Dishonorary INFp
Baah
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You're just in your glory aren't you, Darklord?
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Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints.
Poor deluded Deltas
*goes back to posting in Beta*
God, the poor little f****s are making noise
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I don't see what's so important about the possibility of extraterrestrial life. It's just more people to declare war on.
EVERYONE PLZ CONTINUE TO UPLOAD INFINITE AMOUNT OF PICS OF "CUTE" CATS AND PUPPIES. YOU KNOW WE GIVE A SHIT!!
Oh, this is really just a ploy to let you think we're just excitable hippies who play a bit at revolution. We want you to think that so you won't notice our REAL strategy. Our fiendish plot. Our... conspiracy. Delta is like the Three Witches in Macbeth. We LOOK quiet, but hah, we rule the action and doom everyone to... err... doom. This thread is our "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" moment.
Although... not sure what doom we bring. Cookies? Blankets? Maturity? ...Ah hah, got it! Empathy! Evil, EVIL empathy! *cackles*
schrödinger's cat said: Delta is like the Three Witches in Macbeth. We LOOK quiet, but hah, we rule the action and doom everyone to... err... doom. This thread is our "bubble, bubble, toil and trouble" moment.
Don't mess with delta lovey or you will be mewing for your cut off tail just like the little pussy cat lady you really are!
"No sleep for the deltas as they shiver with fear
as they listen for sounds that they hope won't draw near
no whispering or talking as they lie in doubt
for at times like this the betas walk about."
Artemis/Lady Ariadne Athame/Wiccan Warrior Priestess
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Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints.
Look! What is that? Silver streaks in the sky.
Death is a-dropping, Delta's on high.
The starships are joining, a heavenly host
With nukes and with psychics. The Betas are roast!
Darklord
Space cadet
No Betas are walking around in our lair
It's Beta, not Delta, that's shivering in fear
As they hear the sound of machines changing gear
Our Killer Android Force gives tenderest care.
Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.
INFj - The Holy CPU Saint
Dishonorary INFp
Baah
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Aaaaahhh genius!
*Kim gets coffee and watches the battle unfold*
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.”
― Anais Nin
beta slinks off to write more poems/spells . . .
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I'm back!
Out of the sky the deltas are dropping
After the beta’s started their popping (ears, see below).
(Hey! I never said I was any good at this and I don’t see anyone else taking a go at it!)
Down they fall bloody and torn
As Ishy is blowing Jericho’s horn.
Earth Mother, please bless the alien fox
With your special blessing, the deadly small pox.
So you thought you knew the tricks of the trade
Some things are more deadly than the mighty blade.
Slice off their heads, necks please do sever
So that the delta’s come back to earth, never.
Soon it is over, those pesky flies
Are swatted and ‘look’ there delta lies.
Cheers ring out, the deltas quit sqirmin’
The earth is now rid of all delta vermin.
(Please! I am so not a poet!)
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Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints.
That is so awesome.
Binary or dichotomous systems, although regulated by a principle, are among the most artificial arrangements that have ever been invented. -- William Swainson, A Treatise on the Geography and Classification of Animals (1835)
Wow, I just got my head cutt off. It tickled a bit.
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.”
― Anais Nin
Cool sweat errupts on Beta's foreheads
Hearts race maddly with sickening dread
Sound of flesh tearing and bones ripped asunder
Who dares rouse Delta's long winter slumber?
Now Beta shall pay for its weak lack of vision
Now is the time, the hour of decision
When all who defy us shall come to their finish
Delta shall rise and Beta diminish
The stench of their carcassas asscend like smoke
Blood fills their lungs from which they do choke
Deltas the Kraken aroused from his sleep
Deltas aroused and hungry for meat
Betas the lamb prepared for the slaughter
Weep from the rooftops oh Betean daughters
ok so I just made that up. Im no poet.
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
Wow, that was good! Delta forever!
But I'm still here.
You know, Rocky, instead of a year and a half . . . I can make it a month and a half . . . or a day and a half . . . or an hour and a half . . . or a minute and a half . . .
"What you talkin' 'bout, Artemis?"
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HA!
I could do what I originally planned . . . make you my son-in-law!
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Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints.
Rocky dont listen to that witch! And if you do, remember these words an evil overlord once told me:I could do what I originally planned . . . make you my son-in-law!
"I will not, under any circumstances, marry a woman I know to be a faithless, conniving, back-stabbing witch simply because I am absolutely desperate to perpetuate my family line. Of course, we can still date."
He also told me:
"If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her."
DELTA FOREVER!
Thanks Hertz but Im not much into that phony modern art. Its too simple and contrived. JUst like Beta :wink: Oh wait that was a threat, wasnt it?
Thought you INFjs and ENFps could get away with this? :wink:
Dang it! I think those Betans logged me out! That was me!
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
To help you understand me a bit better!
TO BE A WITCH
To be a witch is to love and be loved.
To be a witch is to know everything and nothing at all.
To be a witch is to move amongst the stars while staying on Earth.
To be a witch is to charge the world around you and yourself.
To be a witch is to share and give, while receiving all the while.
To be a witch is to dance and sing, and hold hands with the Universe.
To be a witch is to honour the Gods, and yourself.
To be a witch is to BE magick and not just perform it.
To be a witch is to be honourable or nothing at all.
To be a witch is to accept others who are not.
To be a witch is is to know what you feel is right and good.
To be a witch is to harm none.
To be a witch is to know the ways of the old.
To be a witch is to see beyond the barriers.
To be a witch is to be one with the Gods.
To be a witch is to study and learn.
To be a witch is to be the teacher and the student.
To be a witch is to acknowledge the truth.
To be a witch is to live WITH the Earth and not just on it.
To be a witch is to be truly free.
Author: Unknown
Love, Artemis
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Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints.
No thank you, but it was kind of you to offer.No, that was your fellow Deltans. They're turning against you.
Quick, come to Beta and get revenge on those traitors.
Now where was I.. Oh yes,
More words of enlightenment from the Evil Overlord
"I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)"
Topaz
The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
LOL! Too funny, Herzy!No, that was your fellow Deltans. They're turning against you.
Quick, come to Beta and get revenge on those traitors.
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Some days its just not worth chewing through the restraints.
This IS still a joke, right?
Hmmm the Deltas are getting frisky, I blame Viagra and those mobility chairs. A Delta shook his fist at me the other day telling me these kids these days have it easy. And he was like 10.
Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.
INFj - The Holy CPU Saint
Dishonorary INFp
Baah
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The hilarious thing is that so many "INFps" don't know their true identity as Deltas, and only have fragmented memories they think are "dreams" from their nighttime "excursions"
And, of course, some of our ENFps are Jedi Knights in diguise.
Opaque as the wind
Slow as the lightning
Weak as a mountain
As stupid as genius
Delta is ready for war
Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.
INFj - The Holy CPU Saint
Dishonorary INFp
Baah
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Uh, yeah! And it was supposed to say "Don't mess with 'beta' . . .This IS still a joke, right?
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ahahahhaahhahahahaahahahhahahahahaahhahahhaahhahah ahahahahahaha
no one questions why the alphas are being so quiet...
Oh, totally! But as of now, I'm still finishing my coffee (and waiting for the pain in my hip to subside).And, of course, some of our ENFps are Jedi Knights in diguise.
Once I'm done, I will launch the first attack by riding my mobility chair around a wicked beta in neat little circles.
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.”
― Anais Nin
Too funny!
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