INFps, we must change the course of society!

[Creepy-INFp Ninja]

The time has come! We INFp's must change the course of the ship that is society and the world, much like those penguins did in "Madagascar". A strategy meeting will be held next Thursday and Friday. Be sure to bring your charming smile and cunning wit.

As for the rest of you, you can either help out in the kitchen or sit back and enjoy the ride. It won't hurt a bit, I swear!

(Kitchen hands get first dibs on highly-payed government positions once we are in control).

ESTp's are wanted for lunchtime entertainment. Bring your wonderful antics and be prepared to be hugged. We will also need minstrels and poets to help set the mood.

Looking forward to seeing you there,

The INFp Ninja

[Creepy-INFp Ninja]

Lol, this has got to be the first INFp ninja I've seen.

I even look like I stepped out of an anime... how cool is that?

[Artemis]

Lol, this has got to be the first INFp ninja I've seen.

Huh? Both Ishy & I practice a form of martial arts.

[Creepy-]

You've obviously paid absolutely no attention to my signature, Herzblut

[Joy]

Now I'm not saying that this isn't a good idea... but I'm having a hard time picturing INFps... even ninjas... being aggressive enough to pull off world domination....

[Artemis]

Now I'm not saying that this isn't a good idea... but I'm having a hard time picturing INFps... even ninjas... being aggressive enough to pull off world domination....

Silent but deadly.

[Creepy-]

Now I'm not saying that this isn't a good idea... but I'm having a hard time picturing INFps... even ninjas... being aggressive enough to pull off world domination....

You underestimate the INFp :wink:

Besides, we have the minstrels. We can set bad violinists and bad oboists onto people if they resist.

[Artemis]

Now I'm not saying that this isn't a good idea... but I'm having a hard time picturing INFps... even ninjas... being aggressive enough to pull off world domination....

You underestimate the INFp :wink:

Besides, we have the minstrels. We can set bad violinists and bad oboists onto people if they resist.

How 'bout a really bad celloist? I'm just learning.

[Creepy-]

'Cellist ... and that could also work (though 'cellists and 'cellos aren't quite so portable)

We could always do something like this:

Scene 10

NARRATOR: The Tale of Sir Robin.... So each of the knights
went their separate ways. Sir Robin rode north, through the dark
forest of Ewing, accompanied by his favorite minstrels.
MINSTREL (singing):
Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off,
And his penis...
ROBIN: That's -- that's, uh, that's enough music for now, lads.
Looks like there's dirty work afoot.

[Artemis]

OMG! LOL! Is that from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

[Creepy-]

Indeed it is

[HarryBottom]

They'll be stuck for days trying to figure it out and they'll forget about their plans for world domination.

We wouldn't forget... we'd just put it along with our endless stashes of things that we plan on doing "later".

[Creepy-]

We wouldn't forget... we'd just put it along with our endless stashes of things that we plan on doing "later".

Too true...

[Darklord]

World domination?
Aww, why does Beta get all the fun ?

[Artemis]

Even though she's an SLE, I say we put Herzy in charge.

[Artemis]

Now...to find somebody who can...actually do that

Yeah. When it comes down to it us INFp's are too freakin' nice. We'd volunteer to be dominated. (DJ's dream come true!)

[Creepy-]

I agree about Herzy as our leader. We INFp's can be the ideas people

We'll leave it to our advisors and kitchen-hands to tell us if they're practical or not

[sigma]

Now I'm not saying that this isn't a good idea... but I'm having a hard time picturing INFps... even ninjas... being aggressive enough to pull off world domination....

You underestimate the INFp :wink:

That is an understatement!
This INFp has already started to unfold his plan... on Sunday I made my first move by proposing a job to a highly qualified person.
The plan is to use my mind as a weapon of mass destruction. Unfortunately we all know how the minds of INFps can be... all talk no work, his is mainly due to focus issues so she is hired to control the focus of my mind effectively turning it into a deadly weapon that will strike at the heart of the software industry.

[indigoroom]

i swear world domination is the biggest beta theme ever.

if i hear people talking about victory, glory, conquering (the world, whatever,) etc... they're so beta.

Yeah. 99% of the times when I were in quadra elevation the topic always goes to something about conquering, dominating etc..

[Darklord]

*Secretly organizes the Rebellion against the Evil Beta Empire*

[sigma]

*Secretly organizes the Rebellion against the Evil Beta Empire*

Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated!

[Artemis]

This INFp has already started to unfold his plan... on Sunday I made my first move by proposing a job to a highly qualified person. The plan is to use my mind as a weapon of mass destruction. Unfortunately we all know how the minds of INFps can be... all talk no work, his is mainly due to focus issues so she is hired to control the focus of my mind effectively turning it into a deadly weapon that will strike at the heart of the software industry.

Boy, sigma, you are a true INFp!

[Creepy-]

Artemis, I think your signature is very NFp!

[Artemis]

Artemis, I think your signature is very NFp!

Well, it's very me. I love polar bears and every year I send Xmas cards with polar bears. I always keep one card for myself and have quite the collection. I put them up somewhere every year too. Oh dear, gotta get busy and get my cards addressed and buy stamps. See you later . . .

(Won't this post sound weird when I eventually change my sig?)

[Creepy-]

(Won't this post sound weird when I eventually change my sig?)

Yes it will... Though I was thinking more about what the penguin was doing :wink:

[Darklord]

*Secretly organizes the Rebellion against the Evil Beta Empire*

Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated!

Assimilation Is Futile. You Will Be Resisted!

[Artemis]

(Won't this post sound weird when I eventually change my sig?)

Yes it will... Though I was thinking more about what the penguin was doing :wink:

Me too actually! I imagine he will be eaten after than one! Don't ya just love the one with the purse?

[sigma]

Assimilation Is Futile. You Will Be Resisted!

I'll see your pitiful resistance and raise you two more assimilation plans.
First we will strike at you with our superior time from polyphasic sleep then we will take advantage of your lack of organisation... you will not know what hit you on your coffee break.

[Darklord]

Sorry. Too late. We already developed forcefield technology.

[Artemis]

Sorry. Too late. We already developed forcefield technology.

Your 'Honorary INFp' status has been revoked!

If you don't reconsider your evil plot, Darklord, all us female betas will gang up and kiss you!

[Creepy-]

The evil Delta faction is organising a resistance! We must march 7 times around their outposts playing oboes very badly, amounting to something like this.

Bye-bye forcefield technology!

But first, we must ensure we have more posts than them! If ever there was a time to be hyperactive it is now!

Coffee, anyone?

[Darklord]

Oboes are the spawn of Satan! So, naturally, they will only help to augment our forcefields .

Besides, our scientists just developed an anti-kissing suit. Why they'd want to...
Well, anyway, resistance is futile, unless you're a Delta, in which case: Rock on!

Oh, yeah, and we just contacted the Second Galactic Republic's main hold on Coruscant. As soon as we mentioned the words "Evil Empire", they rushed to our aid. We've got Jedi, now, too :wink: .

[sigma]

Oh, yeah, and we just contacted the Second Galactic Republic's main hold on Coruscant. As soon as we mentioned the words "Evil Empire", they rushed to our aid. We've got Jedi, now, too :wink: .

The Force is strong with this one!

Join us an you will taste the true power of..... perception

[Darklord]

I prefer the power of Judging. Guilty as charged!

[Artemis]

It's over! See the delta thread . . . unless they convinced someone to delete it! Something they would do!

[Creepy-pokeball]

I was just thinking the other day of one of the labeling spectrums. I was wondering if Betas/Gammas were more likely to lean towards Non-Conformity and Alphas/Deltas were more likely to lean towards the Conformity side. Or maybe not =/ Not sure yet! I do know that I am a Non-Conformist, blah.

That said:

"Resistance is futile!"

Not without my permission ^_^ ppffft F assimilation =p You assimilators can lick my assimilation =/

BTW Artemis. Your new sigs are far more fitting of yourself.

[Artemis]

BTW Artemis. Your new sigs are far more fitting of yourself.

Thank you. I do like to stick with the Wiccan theme. It is, as you say, more of who I am.

[Darklord]

The poor Betas are so caught up in their bluster that they csn't see the imminent threat.

Hehe... Venn de taim iz der, dey vill zee... }:>

[Darklord]

It's called "divinity", ChibiKeba. I've heard that it can be deadly for lesser minds.

( :wink: )

[Kim]

Aaaawwwww, look! Isn't it adorable to watch the kids at play?