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When my parents leave, I like to squat, and shit on my hands. This gives me an instant BONER, and I just spread ALL the poo, all over my penis. Oh yeah, all over. Until you anyone would mistake my dick for Kobe's. Then, oh yeah, here's the best part...I deep throat my penis and it feels OHHHHHHHHHHHh so good.
Regular routine, baby.
gawd I crack myself up sometimes.
lol... u had me keeling over laughing there. Thats great. Thats like the type of things I say to people when I really want to mess with their heads. :lol: