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Lol. IEI's don't poop, because they don't eat.
They derive nourishment from a thousand different forms: from pink eggs which burst into a hot sweet gas, suffusing their entire bodies; from passing through a rain of stinging metal crystals; from simple contemplation of the proper symbol.
Now, LIE's take a different view. We eat, we excrete. That's about it.
the act puts one in touch w/ the root chakra & provides a connection to mother gaia. its like a miniature birth.
What does flushing mean to you?
what the fuck is wrong with you
just trying to offer some guidance
Ummm... they are scared of the question.
As you inner creation drops into water and sails away from your sight becoming part of massive pile of other's creations later decomposing away and when no questions are asked in the process – it really should make you think.
I knew a SLE who would joke that he had to drop off a paki family at the swimming pool. He thought everytime he said this, that it was like the most hilarious thing you could possibly say and also the funniest thing you could ever possibly hear, why aren’t you laughing??
I feel a connection to poop that I don't think others experience.
Food, too.
I feel like both are an integral part of me.
I have an entire book on the life cycle of e coli, but I haven't read the whole thing. I'm afraid it will be too depressing. I glanced through the book and, apparently, everyone dies in the end.
For IEIs the Si is normative function, so eating/shitting is a lot like a repetitive chore. It's really the Si leading types that make it into a creative artform.
Sometimes my blood pressure drops and I get dizzy while pinching a loaf.
What a stupid question! xd
I am at my deepest while drowning the step kids.
Beta humor - straight from the toilet.
pooping is a very spiritual experience to me
can't really describe it
it's just like
holy shit
XD thank-you for that I ligit laughed out.
This thread,like my life, was a huge mistake.
Just experience poopgasm lol
People always misunderstand me and get me backwards. I am actually too realistic and focused on reality so much that it would actually be beneficial to me if I did a little stargazing. I would probably mock that and say its too calm and delta-ish or something though idk. I am too focused on the feces and not the stars. On what is and not what could be. BUT WHAT COULD BE IS TOO WEAK AND SELF HELP-Y AND OPRAH ISH. AND REEKS OF ADAM STRANGE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING WITH A CHEESY BUSINESSMAN SMILE. Ahhh being too caught up in a reality = you're stuck in a rut, caught like some specimen in a science project that you can't escape from. You need to learn how to aspire and reach for something, it's human.
"Do you still feel like high minded, classy individuals when diarrhea is exploding out of your asshole?"
Depends on if I ate healthy that day. In my 16types adventures novel I had Jason Mraz say "No my shit really DOES NOT stink because of that fancy raw seafood diet we celebrities eat" or something like that, after he kept bragging about how much money he made. I consider this both inspiring and realistic. Combine reality and ideals for art, wittiness, and humor.
I reckon IEI's shit don't stink. I reckon it's smooth, sausage like and odourless.
Please tell me I'm right
To close the supervision ring from Delta here I say it's much better to take the analogy of the kundalini snake. That already incorporates the chakra + female energy idea but essentially shitting really is a rather serpentine process, Gaia aside. All the glory to Slytherin :hello:
https://media.giphy.com/media/8BpxsdQoNUQi4/giphy.gif
Reminds me of this guy in a college class once who was huge and had this kind of stoic tough guy persona and one day in class - I don't remember how it came up - he was like "it feels good to take a dump sometimes, doesn't it ladies? Eh? Eh?" and looked around the room at everyone with a smirk on his face.
The reason I asked about Vitamin D is because blood tests for calcium aren't very reliable. Your body will do anything it can to keep blood levels within range because it's so critical, but if your calcium levels are low it will lower your 25(OH)D levels too. Of course low vitamin D isn't good either. Not that I'm a doctor or anything, I just had to deal with something similar a while back. Good luck :thumbsup:
oooooo...acetylcholine https://www.medicinenet.com/fainting/article.htm
lol this is the matrix
I do. I actually always thank God whenever i successfully pooped. Because i have a normal and functional butthole.