WORD OF THUNDER GOD: PRELUDE TO THE FALL
WORD OF THUNDER GOD: PRELUDE TO THE FALL
THUNDER GOD DOES NOT COUNT YEARS BUT THE MORTAL CALENDER WAS THE YEAR 1975.
THUNDER GOD WAS PARTYING WITH THE GOD OF MISCHIEF. THUNDER GOD BRINGS LIGHTNING TO PARTIES. THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO PEOPLE WHO PARTY INSTEAD OF WAR.
WAR IS OVER WAR IS OVER NOW. THUNDER GOD GAVE LIGHTNING TO THE PEOPLE TO FIGHT FOR JUSTICE AND LIGHTNING WON. AS IT SHOULD.
THUNDER GOD'S FEASTING IS GOOD AND RIGHT BUT HE CAN OVER DO IT SOMETIMES. THE LIGHTNING CANNOT BE STOPPED ONLY CONTAINED. USUALLY WITH A BOTTLE OF SOUTHERN COMFORT OR BULLETT.
THUNDER GOD'S TASTE IN LIQUOR IS BAD.
THUNDER GOD LOVES ALL. THE GOD OF MISCHIEF IS THUNDER GOD BEST BRO BUT ALSO WORST BRO. THUNDER GOD GOT SLIPPED THE MICKEY AND FELL OFF THE STAGE AT THE FIRST SEX PISTOLS CONCERT.
THUNDER GOD GIVES LIGHTNING TO THE STUDENTS AT ST MARTIN SCHOOL OF ARTS.
BUT THUNDER GODS LIGHTNING GIVING DAYS WERE OVER. AND THE DARK CLOUDS OF THE WORLD COULD NOT BE FOUGHT WITH THE POWER OF THE THUNDER GOD, FOR HE WAS HAPPILY SLEEPING OFF THE GREATEST HANGOVER OF ALL TIME.
LITTLE DID HE KNOW MISCHIEF BRO WOULD TAKE THE TIME TO CREATE INSANITY AND CHAOS WHILE HE SLEPT IT OFF.
MISCHIEF BRO IS A BAD BRO, AND LIKE A BAD BRO, HE WILL GET A ASS KICKING FROM THUNDER GOD NOW HE'S AWAKE, BUT THAT IS A FUTURE STORY.
THUNDER GOD RESERVES THE RIGHT TO EDIT THIS FOR THE SAKE OF PURE LIGHTNING.