How to sound intellectual - a guide
Some useful tips first that are going to help you in your quest:
1. Get thick rimmed glasses,
2. Act like you don't care about your clothes,
3. Don't shave,
4. Use 'depends' a lot when you're asked a question and you don't know shit,
5. Talk about economy and politics a lot when short in discussion material,
6. Quote Marx whenever you get the chance,
7. Use a lot of 'ism' in your speech, be it communism or capitalism,
8. You're done and can still argue even though you don't know shit.