"I'm so excited to see this movie."
*In fact, I'm excited about everything I'm going to do.* :p
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"I'm so excited to see this movie."
*In fact, I'm excited about everything I'm going to do.* :p
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Holocaust is not funny!
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1...a34vo1_400.jpg
It's fucking hilarious.
But arguing with korpsey sounds like something you are gonna lose. He's way too witty, intelligent and coherent for most debaters.
And I have yet to witness Esaman's talent.
At least three people found it funny according to likes. If you can't get anything out of it, it's not your cup of cake, deal with it. I still hope you got something out of that whining.
I do, I found your condemnation of that joke pointless, and I'm glad you were called out. What is with all the generalizations about people in this thread. For the record no one on this forum is my king or my elected representative, please don't speak for me or assume my opinion.
Moreover this is a thread about jokes, dammit!
That being said.
Dual: It always rains in michigan.
Me: What? No it doesn't, I'm in michigan right now and it's not raining.
Dual: Yes it is, see *posts random picture of rain*
And who exactly did I speak for anyone other than myself? I said who cares, meaning I didn't, jesus h christ. I wasn't speaking for anyone other than myself. Had I known that stating ones opinion was frowned upon, I wouldn't have said anything at all.
Condemnation of a joke. OMG. it was an opinion. my bad, I won't state them anymore.
SEI: The fridge must be always kept full. I don't know what to do if the fridge is empty. I start to panic!
Blackburry, I don't really care about your specific remark about the perceived tastelessness. I just want to point out that people do that from time to time, including me, and I find it unfruitful.. ..and just basically general bummer.
And I think this thread is just fine. I like my forums spicy.
Two alphas walk into a bar, third one ducks.
lol
my personal goal in life is to see two guys riding a motorcyle together. I can then die happy.
Lol this is a facebook status update by an ISTj talking about his EIE wife (my aunt Jas)
...
"Eating at - Outback steakhouse via Mobile"
fb friend Paul replys: "Glad you're eating there you were never a great cook mate!"
..
He replys (talking about my aunt): @Paul. "I'm a better cook than Jas she still burns water, she thinks a smoke alarm is a timer and not to mention my routine of coming home putting down my keys then picking up the battery for the smoke alarm so I put it back where it belongs, same shit different cooker"
^^ at my aunts :Si: polr :)
"They can stop and lick my b**ls."
[Watching stand-up comedy, heavily centering around real problems, spiced up with somewhat very black humor]
Me: This isn't funny, it's true!
ILE: BUT IT'S FUNNY 'CAUSE IT'S TRUE!
Me: I got money!
ILE: Let's go drink it!
Me: Oh, I thought I'd buy a lot of nail polish and go to restaurants...
Te-LSE coming home looking really happy:
Him: Look, I saved us from living in this damn pigsty!! It's a fact we're both too lazy to go and open the closet to get the hoover out and then crawl in a pile of dirt to connect the plug anyway, and i's fucking noisy.. so I went and bought a new good-looking hoover we can place in one corner and it has a rechargeable battery and all! So no excuses, it's really easy to use and also has *explains the features*
Me: Ha, classy. It must have been expensive tho?
Him: Yeah well there was a cheap one too, but it had embarrassing ledlights on it. Besides, BOSCH sounds much manlier than Electrolux.
Me: :lol: :lol:
(gchat)
Him: honestly, I'm a disaster at tying people up
It's mostly just lead to me getting a concussion, or being the one tied up
me: oh god.
hahahaha
(literally sitting at my kitchen table laughing)
Him: or being like "no no no, let me get out my rope book, the navy one"
me: hahahaha
it's okay, i can just tie you up.
Him: ...
me: (i'm mostly kidding.)
Him: (just don't handcuff me to a park bench and then sodomize me with a pool cue in front of a group of angry fraternity brothers"
me: WTF
(insert feelings of amusement, bewilderment, and sadness.)
at some huge weekend long communal drug-taking event at his old university:
"I bought $30 of children's toys at a dollar store, then set up a desk with a "free gifts" sign, and handed out gifts for hours."
"Gave one guy markers and a pad of paper. And he'd go to people and ask them to draw their truth. Each in a single color."
:)
"i was hit on by about twenty women. actually i almost went off and had an orgy with three 20 year olds but then got involved in a debate about foreign policy with some chick. you'll be happy to know that i saved myself, just for you"
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