Originally Posted by
silverchris9
I use my emotions to be a freak, in an attempt to sound smart while still being wrong. This comes from my frustrated desire to be an ass, so I like having people around that will be asses for me.
There's nothing I hate more than boring pillows. Splashy, emotional pillows are tolerable, and boring freaks are at least inoffensive. I know that I could talk and not make sense, in an attempt to stalk strangers, but I consider it a waste of time, something to be done when your mind wanders, something that boring pillows might like, but that faux-intelligent asses (the ones I want to please in the first place) hate, so there's nothing to be gained from practicing it extensively.
In short, I like asses.
Pretty accurate.