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Chapter 1 – Down the Rabbit Hole: Maritsa is bored sitting on the riverbank with her sister, when she notices a talking, clothed White Rabbit with a pocket watch run past. She follows it down a rabbit hole when suddenly she falls a long way to a curious hall with many locked doors of all sizes. She finds a small key to a door too small for her to fit, but through which she sees an attractive garden. She then discovers a bottle labelled "TYPE ME" the contents of which cause her to shrink too small to reach the key. A cake with "TYPE ME" on it causes her to grow to such a tremendous size her head hits the ceiling.
Chapter 2 – The Pool of Tears: Maritsa is unhappy and cries and her tears flood the hallway. After shrinking down again due to a fan she had picked up, Maritsa swims through her own tears and meets discojoe, who is swimming as well. She tries to make small talk with him but all she can think of talking about is his neck, which offends discojoe.
Chapter 3 – The Caucus Race and a Long Tale: The sea of tears becomes crowded with other animals and birds that have been swept away. Maritsa and the other animals convene on the bank and the question among them is how to get dry again. Discojoe gives them a very dry lecture on William the Conqueror. Obersturmführer decides that the best thing to dry them off would be a Caucus-Race, which consists of everyone running in a circle with no clear winner. Maritsa eventually frightens all the animals away, unwittingly, by talking about discojoe's neck.