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Why different types are not interested in Socionics?
ILE – because he is too busy looking for crazier ideas and he thinks socionics is too banal.
SEI – because socionics is not sensual pleasure.
ESE – because the book “Fun comics about Socionics” has not been released yet.
LII – because he prefers more exact science and he thinks Socionics is too primitive.
EIE – because he is bad at understanding computers, internet included.
LSI – because in his strict schedule there is no free minute.
SLE – because he doesn’t have a tendency to load himself with some kind of thing like Socionics.
IEI – because there is no author that would write novels based on Socionics.
SEE – because he is too busy partying.
ILI – because he favors a community of exclusively intelligent people so he only talks with himself.
LIE – because socionics isn’t included in economic theory courses.
ESI – because he thinks that communicating on the internet is worthless waste of time.
LSE – because socionics cannot be applied in everyday home life.
EII – because no religion has mentioned that there is such thing as psychological types .
IEE – because socionics contradicts his unrepeatable uniqueness.
SLI – because socionics is not advertised on TV.
Why socionists haven’t typed Adam and Eve so far? Strange! Of course we don’t know the whole truth but we can try imagining the process of events. To make it easier we will say that they were duals and conscious creatures so we will try to avoid the impact of the snake.
1. Adam ILE, Eve SEI.
Adam decided – laws aren’t dogma and there is no need to have moronic order in Heaven. Eve just didn’t give a damn about anything and liked to eat.
2. Adam LII, Eve ESE.
“I think… That means I exist…”, - philosophically remarked Adam: “Cognition is the highest value”. At that time Eve prepared him a nice apple pie.
3. Adam SLE, Eve IEI.
Eve: Can’t anybody withstand this?!
Adam didn’t contemplate. He cut the apple tree down and brought it to Eve.
4. Adam LSI, Eve EIE.
Eve started to shout “There is nothing to eat at home!” .Adam in the period of three years created a plan. One very very dark night they found a garden with lots of growth. Symbolically they had bitten the apple. And till today they are staying in the same garden.
5. Adam ILI, Eve SEE.
They were just spending their time under the tree and haven’t even noticed how they ate those apples… And without a doubt they were the first ones to do that!
6. Adam LIE, Eve ESI.
“There is nothing to do in here, I am going to Alaska!”, - Said Adam. Eve sighed hardly and started packing him warm clothing and apple reserves for a long winter.
7. Adam SLI, Eve IEE.
Eve happily flounces “Whoa! What an apple tree! Ech how nicely this apple rolls on the ground! Check out- just like it was alive! And sooo red!” Adam phlegmatically noticed: You know what? Give me that apple. I will try to taste it.
8. Eve LSE, Adam EII.
“Even a lama would understand, that there is no and can’t even be any apple tree here - not that kind of climate.” Wondered sober-minded Eve and sliced the fruit. Adam was more interested in why God is so outrageous and what was he scared of that he created such harsh restrictions. Everything else he left for the rule of his wife.

