I flip-flop between the sonnet (INFj) or the priss (INTj). Both descriptions fit me pretty well, except I don't like to be thought of as brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crispy
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I flip-flop between the sonnet (INFj) or the priss (INTj). Both descriptions fit me pretty well, except I don't like to be thought of as brutal.Quote:
Originally Posted by Crispy
I'm my dual?Quote:
Originally Posted by warrior-librarian
I sure didn't.Quote:
Originally Posted by Parkster
why are we not yet datingQuote:
Originally Posted by Parkster
Also lol at how all the deltas are getting DGLD
The Billy Goat Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer (DBSD)
Horny. Stubborn. Kinda cute. Slightly immature. And often found on rough terrain. You are The Billy Goat.
You’re lusty, but typically monogamous, and all in all you’re a pretty good boyfriend. In fact, you enjoy relationships, if mostly for the sex and physical companionship. You’d do or say almost anything to get together with someone, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
You’re sensitive, you have a certain boyish charm, and you’re eager. Therefore you probably attract girls who are serious about romance. But few who get close to you realize how unready for total commitment you are. People fall for you. Meanwhile, you maintain your emotional distance, and there goes another box of tissues.
You’re perfectly capable of a long-haul relationship, but, right now, dating someone primarily means having a consistent, available, preferably not-too-chatty, hookup. You’re a careful, methodical person, and you work hard at making things work. It’s just that the type of woman most likely to find your strengths endearing is also the most likely type to find your shortcomings heartbreaking. Someone with a similarly laid-back approach to dating would be perfect for you.
Same as before, The Wild Rose.
lol..
The Manchild
Random Brutal Love Dreamer (RBLD)
Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed. Fire intrigues you. You are The Manchild.
Okay, Manchildren have some good qualities. They can be unpredictable, brash, magnetic—and therefore highly charismatic. Particularly, you’re passionate and are often a hell of a lot of fun.
But we’d like you to consider not using OkCupid. You can be unthinking and hurtful, and we think you LIKE seeing bad things happen. You’ve had a moderate number of relationships, but broken a disproportionate number of hearts. In total, you mean well, but don’t really have it together.
It’s up to you, of course, whether to continue dating. There are plenty of women out there who do deserve you. But you’ve heard our advice. If you stay ...
The Loverboy
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
FACT: You embody the German principle of Konstantzusammenschaft, which is best described in English (without using the obscure English word “sammenschaft”) as “eternal togethermanship”.
Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships—as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want sex without too much attachment.
You’ve had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You’re a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.
You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you’ll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you’ll surprise her by leaving.
DGLM.
Uncomfortable description.
i thought i posted results here before but i guess not.
The Peach Random Gentle Love Master (RGLM)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach . For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it. You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you’re becoming more selective about long-term love. It’s getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who’s in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.
Let's have a look at it, erotic warrior.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrangea
Quote:
Originally Posted by k0rpseyLet's have a look at it, erotic warrior.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrangea
No. You'll say something like, "I told you so". When you read it.
The Window Shopper
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.
You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.
Your exact female opposite:
The Stiletto
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
CONSIDER:
The Gentleman (DGLM)
The Loverboy (RGLM)
ALWAYS AVOID:
The Hornivore (RBSM)
You're so cute when you're obstinate. This thread is on its fourth page so chances are good someone else already received the same result. *goes to look*Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrangea
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Originally Posted by k0rpseyYou're so cute when you're obstinate. This thread is on its fourth page so chances are good someone else already received the same result. *goes to look*Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrangea
Might I suggest the second post?
The very one I saw. Doesn't appear to contain anything embarrassing or horrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrangea
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Originally Posted by k0rpseyThe very one I saw. Doesn't appear to contain anything embarrassing or horrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrangea
I resented when you made a comment facetiously in regards to me. And I denied your statement even though in a way I can see how it may be perceived as "true". Because I'm a pushover, lol. Perhaps you can lend me one of your five testicles as well.
The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSM)
Don’t ever marry, you’re The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.
The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There’s one thing you want, one sole need.
Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It’s unlikely you’re driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.
For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.
“One day, the villagers came with torches to the house. In the smoldering ashes, stray dogs looked for cooked flesh.’
Cant help myself.
I am a manchild. OKcupid recommends I consider not dating.
Can somebody explain to me why RBLD in a woman implies "independent, self sufficient," while in a guy it implies "Hopeful. Awkward. Soft-headed...doesn't really have it all together." I think the person who wrote these descriptions doesn't really have it all together.
Same, but I'm not uncomfortable. Well... maybe a little by those hands coming to strangle me.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrangea
I'm sure you'll do just fine with the maturation that comes with experience and time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hydrangea
The Boy Next Door Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
I apparently regressed in brutality and mastery of love, I recall I was The Vapor Trail (RBLM) years ago when I took the test.
I got this one as well. I do not like it. It fits me perfectly, but I am so lame with women.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Ineffable
I got the same.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Ineffable
Your results are in! You are...
The Slow Dancer Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLD)
The Slow Dancer
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Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer
Your focus is love, not sex, and for your age, you have average experience. But you’re a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There’s also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.
While you’re not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it’s HIGHLY likely they’re just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.
Yep, still the Slow Dancer.
Wild Rose, RBLD
Shit seriously? I didn't think it was possible to get that.Quote:
Originally Posted by Warlord
Hahaha, I totally agree. Personally I think the test is bollocks. I got RGLD which is not like me at all (my gf thinks it doesn't sound anything like me as well). She said I was most like Man Child. I don't know why I don't get it to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy
That's funny.. The Man Child sort of corresponds with IEI (according to some of the correlations above), but I can see an SLE being that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by EzraHahaha, I totally agree. Personally I think the test is bollocks. I got RGLD which is not like me at all (my gf thinks it doesn't sound anything like me as well). She said I was most like Man Child. I don't know why I don't get it to be honest.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timmy
The Backrubber
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSD)
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Lusty but indirect. Kind, but also using friendship as a means to sex. Oh, that feels gooood. You are The Backrubber.
We call you “The Backrubber” because you straddle that fine line between coming on to someone and just treating her nicely. Backrubs are just one example; you’d meet for coffee, or talk about books/movies, or even argue a little bit, all the while mostly preferring to screw.
Your indirect approach is not some evil trickery, but rather a result of your open mind. You’d enjoy either love or sex, but the latter definitely doesn’t require the former. While you are responsible and ambitious, you absolutely DON’T have uptight views on relationships. So ultimately, you just enjoy a woman, and let things take their course. If she wants you, great. If not, that’s fine too.
Though you’re not thinking too much about Love at this point in your life, odds are, when the time comes, you’ll be very happy settling down. Your ideal mate is gentle and horny, just like you.
Here's a fun test I took a while ago that determines people's dating personas based on their answers in a format similar to MBTI/socionics.
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest
This is the result I got: The Boy Next Door
http://www.okcupid.com/oktest3?descr...LD%29&score=12
Take the test and post your results!
Your results are in! You are...
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDm.gif
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.
Whatever, I'm plenty manly.Quote:
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.
I just re-read my usual result on this. Fits me perfectly.
Uh, awesome or something
I'm still a love dreamer, just more random and gentle than ever before:
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDm.gif
Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You’re looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it’s sweet.
We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you’ve had some things not work out before, so what.
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you’re often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You’re the typical “nice guy:” without just a touch of cockiness, you’re doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.
More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering back rubs to kids and what not.
Consider:
The Maid of Honor (DGLM) The Peach (RGLM)
Always Avoid:
The Nymph (DBSD)
Your exact male opposite:
The 5-Night Stand
Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
I find it funny how some people on here try to correlate it with socionics types.
Profiles seem to suggest an identity or quasi-identity for best match, not to mention contrary and semi-duality. Funnily enough conflict relations are positioned properly when one tries to think about it socionics-wise, although it doesn't suggest your dual, which is really funny as well.
EDIT#323
Going by Crispy's crisp masturbation techniques, we get something like this:
The Backrubber/Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer - ISFJ
The Bachelor/Deliberate Gentle Sex Master - ESFJ
The Slow Dancer/Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer - INFJ
The Gentleman/Deliberate Gentle Love Master - ENFJ
The Billy Goat/Deliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer - ISTJ
The 5-Night Stand/Deliberate Brutal Sex Master - ESTJ
The Mixed Messenger/Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer - INTJ
The False Messiah/Deliberate Brutal Love Master - ENTJ
The Poolboy/Random Gentle Sex Dreamer - ISFP
The Playboy/Random Gentle Sex Master - ESFP
The Boy Next Door/Random Gentle Love Dreamer - INFP
The Loverboy/Random Gentle Love Master - ENFP
The Last Man on Earth/Random Brutal Sex Dreamer - ISTP
The Hornivore/Random Brutal Sex Master - ESTP
The Manchild/Random Brutal Love Dreamer - INTP
The Vapor Trail/Random Brutal Love Master - ENTP
Done only male versions. According to this I have only one dual one here who took this test. Meow :)
All I can say is, I came out Brutal in it. Anyhow, this test doesn't seem to work best, that is, it doesn't correlate best, for according to this some people better change their self-typing.
You are The Window Shopper. Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)
Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar (although I said in my answers that I'm not likely to do that :P, oh wait, unless it means in my head, in which case it becomes true).
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/persons/RGLDf.gif
You take love as opportunities come (I do), which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones (well, it wasn't!). You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come (well, actually, compared to others my age, I've had almost zero experience).
Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes (I am? Well maybe, but it rarely happens). Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met (well, admittedly, I am, but it doesn't happen very often). Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.
Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad (I agree!). Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs (I already know to do this, I knew it long before, I just knew).
Your exact female opposite:
The Stiletto
http://akcdn.okccdn.com/graphics/per...BSMf_thumb.gif Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
Consider:
The Gentleman (DGLM) The Loverboy (RGLM)
Always Avoid:
The Hornivore (RBSM)
Nah... I don't think it's directly type related for the most part. Random vs. Deliberate *could* be somewhat related to rationality vs. irrationality, but that's the only one.Quote:
Originally Posted by Analyst Trevor
Gentle vs. Brutal seems like it's primarily about how highly your value other people's feelings/wishes/wellbeing vs. your own. Not type related.
Sex vs. Love is about commitment and intimacy mostly. How likely are you to want an actual relationship (long term) vs. something short term or primarily sexual in nature. Not type related.
Dreamer vs. Master is 100% about experience for your age. While things like physical attractiveness and social nuances may play a role, this one could potentially be type related as one could argue that introverts and types with weak Se are more likely to have less experience than extroverts or those with strong Se.
If anything I'd think it correlates more to enneagram stacking, sp being more likely to be Brutal and sx being more likely to be a Master.