from my coworker. She's fat. She doesn't need them. They even have little bits of cheese inside! I tell ya, why spend money on food when you can just steal??!
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from my coworker. She's fat. She doesn't need them. They even have little bits of cheese inside! I tell ya, why spend money on food when you can just steal??!
LMFAO
I find this post hilarious, as it has the same insouciant tone as that one before about hitting the pedestrian.
Keep it up!
+2
Cheddar brats omg...marry me (preferably before you eat them all)?
It's official: ESTp makes a Se statement and the beta NFs gather to applaud. Jessica, face the truth: you are BETA! :p
I don't usually feel the urge to slap my dual around the room for being an asshole, lol. :p:p
Gilly says i'm ISTJ and it saddens me greatly.
You should rejoice: he wants you to be his dual! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
Gilly, you're ENFJ? :shock::shock:
That's this week's conclusion.Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica29
I can't wait for Joy to get at this post.
"You're screwed up. You're a sociopath who steals hot-dogs and tries to kill pedestrians. You need help. A sociopath tried to kill my sister. You're a sociopath. Socipaths steal and try to kill people. You're a sociopath. You're a sociopath. You're a socipath."
I'm not a sociopath, I'm just hungry. Good times. WTF is it possible to still be intoxicated after 12 hours of not drinking? Oh yeah, never roam the streets of chicago alone and drunk at 1am. lolz
LMFAO once again
I will save Joy the trouble and say that stealing someone's food and saying she doesn't need it is fucked up and disgusting. I don't know if you are a sociopath, but it certainly makes you a bitch.Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
lol, but she's FAT. I think she owes me a thank you, actually.
LOL. I actually agree completely. you can't latch onto illusory externally defined morals like "stealing is wrong", as if this static concept holds true 100% of the time. Jessica would be more of a bitch if she made fun of the lady for being fat, or stole her salad. But she saved D4 BITCH! She saved her 600 calories and 15g saturated fat. Ok, so maybe it wasn't her place. nonetheless, it's fuckin hilarious hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
lol, hey the way i look at it is anything in a community fridge is free for the taking. Unless you got some super sealed tuperware with your name on it, maaaaybe i wont steal your food. But all bets are off when i'm hungover, hungry and poor.
Yeah, when you hate yourself and have zero self-respect, it's hard to care about other people's property.Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
Someone stole my milk from the 'free for all' student fridge the other day, so I'm going to take it out on you, Jessica. What do I have to do? Write my name and phone number on it? But if someone's going to steal milk, they're probably pretty poor, so it doesn't bother me so much. You, on the other hand, should be ashamed of yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129's alter ego
lol enough with the moralism ppl...she took someone else's property, yes...but at least it benefitted the person in some way lol...would u be mad if I stole crack from an addict? maybe that would be the day they quit cold shoulder lolz.
Whatever makes you feel better about stealing.Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
what if I steal their knife?Quote:
Originally Posted by Starfall
It's not about feeling better. Who's to say I should feel bad in the first place? Don't act as if these external doctrines are all-encompassing truths. Explain why stealing is inherently bad, other than the fact that it doesn't propagate survival (which seems to be, largely in part, the basis for many ethical codes).Quote:
Originally Posted by Jem
hah, wow.
When I saw this listed in Anything Goes, I somehow knew that the thread had been posted by Jessica.
Kim is right, the response you received from the Fe creative types in this thread is very telling. Jessica, congratulations. You are SLE. (LSI is possible, but I think SLE is much more likely, no matter how reclusive you say you are.)
Come to think of it, I should start stealing their food on a more regular basis seeing as they're all obese. No need for diets, jessica to the rescue!
I would make one horrible SLE.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joy
Jessica's my dual?? yay!!! now we can join forces and never go hungry. She'll provide the hotdogs, I'll provide the sodas.Quote:
Originally Posted by Joy
I didn't want to say anything before, but I knew Joy would take this stance. It as if by doing so, she is inadvertantly trying to prove that she is some noble, moral Fi valuer lol. oddly enough, discojoe did the same thing.
Let's note that I wasn't praising Jessica for her action. you could say I was arguing the Ti principle of it.
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by Jessica129
-It's dishonest and cowardly. If you're that poor, why don't you swallow your pride and ask someone for something.Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
-It creates feelings of mistrust, which is a relationship killer.
-It's hypocritical. Unless of course you're happy with people taking your possessions at their whim.
cowardly? pride? what are you trying to imply here? sounds like another assumptionQuote:
Originally Posted by Jem
Ok, that makes sense. And since most people care about relationships, it's pretty valid.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jem
this assumes that the "golden rule" is right. I frankly don't care whether or not someone tries to steal my shit. I think fear/respect is a better way to protect against such a thing than some kindergarten moral code.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jem
go ahead, call me a sociopath lol...
If everyone thought like you, we'd soon be reduced to fighting it out like animals. The strongest survives eh? What about people who don't command fear or respect? Too bad for them?Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
What would you do if you caught someone breaking into your house? "Sorry mate - nice try - better luck next time"?
Question mark city.
Shut up strrrng. You have the common sense and maturity of a child. Go be Mini Ashton somewhere else.
You should take the next step and start mugging hotdog venders :)
Like I said, I was primarily arguing the principle. You kind of just proved it anyway, because you said "if everyone thought like this, then this would happen," which implies morals are primarily there to keep the peace...aid survival, as I said earlier. If I caught someone breaking into my house? what do you think I would do lol...fight...obviously if they have a gun, you have to be smarter and call the cops and hope they come....but otherwise...lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Jem
lol, hiding behind the terms that have been embedded into your mind by society? How am I mini ashton? because he chooses to question those things as well? or is it because he's not magnanimous enough for the awesome Fi valuers like you and Joy??Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
that has a real GTA IV feel to it...lol...Quote:
Originally Posted by BG
You guys, I don't think Jessica is Delta. She's too un-principled. She must be a Beta. Probably ESTp like Joy says. That's the only logical assumption here.
.............
There are plenty of Fe/Ti people who don't steal other people's food.Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
then why did you bring it up? just to prove that she was beta?Quote:
Originally Posted by Joy
:(Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
lol, hiding behind sophomoric rhetoric that makes you sound like a foolish little boy?Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
There is no workable rationale that suggests it is okay to steal someone's food unless you are in dire circumstances (Jessica's don't qualify). Saying that the victim is overweight and thus somehow more eligible to have their food taken if it doesn't meet your dietary criteria is nonsense. That's like saying we all have the right to police each other's food intake. Sure, what Jessica did wasn't really a big deal in the big picture, but that doesn't make it acceptable unless you want to die the death of a thousand cuts.
No, you're Mini Ashton because you spend hours listening to the angsty, antisocial droppings that fall out of his mouth with all the naive eagerness of an 8th grader seeing his first Michael Moore film, think to yourself "Golly! Ashton sure is cool!", then you either consciously or unconsciously try to emulate his behavior here on the forum, both in content and in diction, all with an air of undeserved confidence gained from having big brother Ashton letting you borrow his material.Quote:
How am I mini ashton? because he chooses to question those things as well? or is it because he's not magnanimous enough for the awesome Fi valuers like you and Joy??
It's obvious and it's pathetic.
It was not her actions but her attitude that got the responses from the Fe creatives. I don't think there's anyone here who's foolish enough to believe that everyone who steals food is Beta or that all Betas steal food. This is obviously not true.Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
Anyways, I'm done. The only reason Jessica started this thread is because she felt like arguing, and I don't have time to entertain her.
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
lol @ you guys arguing about morals/principles while Jessica is lying around enjoying her stolen hot dogs somewhere.
Honestly though, most of you take this shit waaaayyyy too seriously.
No, it just seems that way because you have weak Fe. Just because I am being serious doesn't mean I'm "taking it seriously".Quote:
Originally Posted by Allie
For the record, I'd do the same exact thing as Jessica and use the same exact logic.
"She's fat! She doesn't NEED IT"
Sweet, I'm going to steal everyone's food now because they're all fatter than me. I need it more.
*Tra la la*
YES LOL POR ESO YOU CAN STEAL FROM RICH PEOPLEQuote:
Originally Posted by LokiVanguard
You clearly understand nothing. You make assumptions about the nature of a relationship I have with somebody, with absolutely nothing to back it up. You are skewing data to fit your pathetic bias, and come across as extremely desperate in mitigating your frustration. Perhaps you could give a couple of examples of behaviors which ashton did, and then correlate those with a few of mine to add half a dose of validity to your argument. Otherwise, keep your petty feelings to yourself (and no, I don't mean Fi, mr. ENTp ;) )Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
Um, sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
Saying that it is okay to steal something from someone on the grounds that they don't need it is an endorsement of communism and an admittance of vast stupidity.
Saying such sweeping generalizations without considering contexts is an admittance of vast stupidity.Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
qftQuote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
What about typing them?Quote:
Originally Posted by LokiVanguard
Okay, you're being serious. Good for you. But attacking someone on a personal level because of something she posted as a joke is taking it too seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
EDIT: Actually no, it's not. That's just being a dick.
Hrm, I'm not sure what you mean by that, man.Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
But I can see that most of us here are placed on a firm divide. And no one (at the moment) is willing to budge on it.
Of course you, an ILE, would denounce reacting negatively to something meant as a joke, since you have trouble knowing where to draw the line. There's nothing "too" anything about my response. It is measured and balanced.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allie
I blame my actions on the fact I was clearly intoxicated at the time I stole the hot dogs. How can one remain drunk for 12+ hours? I only had 4. I think someone slipped me something special. I'm still feeling a little loopy. But damn, those hot dogs are good. Never tried the cheese kind. If she brings them in next time, i'll have to do some more sampling because clearly i'd never actually pay for my own.
just buy some fucking hot dogs.
Why buy when you can steal?
K.Quote:
Originally Posted by LokiVanguard
Anyway, you're right that context needs to be taken into account, and I did in fact take it into account. Jessica and strrrng are both simpletons who think and say stupid things with little regard for what their implications may be. My communism remark was an exaggeration, but an important one that served the purpose of making a point about the faulty reasoning being tossed around on their part.
Exactly. Why be mature and decent when we can be self-loathing and frivolous?Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
Hear that kids? Getting drunk absolves us of moral responsibility!Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
get off your illusory Fi high horse and stop using types as prescriptions of behavior, dumbass.Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
HOLY HELL I STOLE HOT DOGS FROM A FAT CHICK, OMIGOD THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!!!! DAMN, WORRY ABOUT SOMETHING SERIOUS AND REMOVE THE STICKS FROM YOUR ASSES.
Ah, ok. Thanks for clearing it up.Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
Sure, ignore the post where I made you look like a moron in favor of silly Ti blathering.Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
Like I said, (you wholly unintelligent lump of bio filth) the specific details of what you did aren't really a big deal, but that doesn't make it acceptable in light of small exceptions creating the way to more and more small exceptions that collectively are one huge, devastating exception (aka the death of a thousand cuts).Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
I have trouble knowing where to draw the line?Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
Explain to me how that statement is perfectly measured and balanced. I interpreted it as a personal attack.Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
I'll respond for them:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loki
This, of course, is pure rationalization. "They" don't give a shit about the fat person and are using that argument to justify being hateful and cruel and lazy, taking out their frustrations on someone they can easily victimize. This is all about hate and greed. It has nothing to do with who "deserves" anything.Quote:
But the fat person doesn't deserve to have such unhealthy food when I'm hungry and I don't have any food and I take better care of myself. Why should she be rewarded with tasty, unhealthy treats while I starve? She should have her food stolen and be forced to spend her money on additional, healthier alternatives.
Yes.Quote:
I have trouble knowing where to draw the line?
It didn't occur to you that that may have been a continuation of some unrelated, ongoing conflict, the status of which thus means you are hardly qualified to sound off on? I guess not.Quote:
Explain to me how that statement is perfectly measured and balanced. I interpreted it as a personal attack.
I kind of thought the thread was a joke.
Naturally.Quote:
Originally Posted by FDG
Actually yes, it did. THAT WAS MY ENTIRE FUCKING POINT. The fact that although your argument makes complete sense, and yes, you are right in that her justifications for stealing are wrong, you were only arguing based on an unrelated, ongoing conflict. If you had left out the bullshit about her hating herself and having zero self-respect it wouldn't have bothered me and I would have agreed with you.Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
It isn't? I mean, I doubt that she could actually have seriously defended stealing an hot dog. Maybe she did stole it, but the defense was kind of purposefully placed to have some fun on the forum, probably.Quote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
discojoe is a moralistic genius
Wrong. I was arguing out of the desire to continue the aforementioned conflict and out of moral conviction against what she was saying. They aren't mutually exclusive.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allie
That's all beside the point, anyway, as I really couldn't care less about what you think of my behavior. As far as I'm concerned you all can burn in hell if you disagree with me.
Question 32. I sometimes take the cheese hotdogs without asking from the breakroom refrigerator.
O Never
O Rarely
O Sometimes
O Often
X Always
Fixed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bionicgoat
Discojoe, just because you're pissed off that I find you extremely unnattractive and feminine and repulsive, you need to get over it already. Seriously. Grow some balls, build a bridge and GET THE HELL OVER IT.
Finally. It's about time you cracked. The feeling of infuriating human termites such as you could be packaged and sold as a soap. It's that invigorating.Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
/selfpatonback
Now go gamble/drink/barfly/whitetrash/pickupmen/actstupid like you normally do.
EDIT: Whoops! Forgot to add /self-hate to the list. Silly me.
The thing your pea sized brain is failing to grasp here is that if you had an ounce of self esteem yourself (but i can understand why you have none, its okay. completely understand why.), you'd ignore my comments and be on your way. I obviously offend you so next time you go on rant about ME "hating" myself, take a look at yourself.
So if I don't respond to this I can have my self-esteem back?Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
Sweet!
Wait a minute...
http://www.arar93.dsl.pipex.com/mds9...son_doh_02.gif
i am worried about all of you.
I love how people complain about high prices and then go on to something that directly contributes to them.
Why do people do that? Seriously - I want to know. :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Loki
Yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by ifmd95
Hmmm... I tend to think that if you're just checking your email or something and won't be using much bandwidth and will only be on for a few minutes it doesn't really matter. Stealing your neighbor's internet all of the time and taking up lots of bandwidth would be wrong though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loki
It's rude because it's creating more work for someone, but it's not the same as being disrespectful of property rights. I wouldn't think of it as wrong, more like... immature.Quote:
And after that: Is it morally wrong to tie the shoe laces of worn shoes together and throw them up over telephone wires?
I don't hold many strong opinions on many topics regarding right vs. wrong (it's more about wise vs. unwise, generally). However, being disrespectful towards someone's property rights is always wrong, imo. This a fundamental belief for me.
buying things is stupid. stealing is stupid too. gotta scrape.
well, moderation in purchases makes it something that can be handled. there isn't enough land for all of us anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Starfall
Thanks. :-)Quote:
Originally Posted by Loki
"Others simply say that shoe flinging is a way to get rid of shoes that are no longer wanted, are uncomfortable, or do not fit." Lol.
Drug dealers used to do the shoes on the wire shit to show where they're slingin dope. Others have done it to signify their territory. Just a couple reasons I can think of. :)
I have drunkenly stolen food...a couple times. But just out of my own refrigerator....but you know I'm pretty sure my roommate does the same so it kind of evens out. Not to mention we split things a lot...and share...and blah blah....
I had a party one time, this one kid got drunk (zomg big surprise) and he at all of my deli ham (half pound) all of my deli cheese (quarter pound) the rest of my chips, a jar of relish, and 6 semi-frozen mozzarella sticks.
i see him around sometimes...his eyes dart away from mine.....(lmao that cunt owes me 10 bucks worth of food)
...hot dogs?
I thought the shoe thing was a sign that there was a drug dealer in the closest house :confused:
Why is it that almost every ISTP I know gets drunk and steals food?
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by hellothere
I read that on the wiki... weird. I always just thought it was an immature prank... stealing someone's shoes and putting them where they can be seen but not retrieved.
lol, I get the oddest most intense cravings when I drink. The oddest one for sure was stealing about 5 PB&J sandwichs from my friends house. We sat at the table and ate them all with loads of ketchup. I was in heaven. Then I ate all his sweet bread and butter pickles.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ritella
So you do have friends? (:Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
Well, I'm not friends with him anymore, so...no :)
lmaoQuote:
Originally Posted by discojoe
I'm with heath on this one, you all look pretty petty arguing over some fat chick's Oscar Mayer Cheese Dogs (yes there is an empty package in my trash). I'm 99% positive that nothing bad or good will come from it and that everyone participating is making mountains out of molehills.
*passes out Klonopin*
Quote:
Originally Posted by jessica129
Alcohol, PB&J, ketchup, pickles...menstruation.
That doesn't sound like stealing but lol anyways.
I said the same thing, and then someone started arguing with me :?Quote:
Originally Posted by Gilly