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lol @ the reference to Mao's agro-retardation :lol:
sorry, but the plan has already been set into motion. we will rule the world soon enough.
Boring.Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
Betas, prepare to set operation Gamme Over in motion. Strrng, you know what to do. Round up your Se posse. I'll deal with the Deltas.
Deltas are doers. Don't fuck with us.
Not to worry, LokiV. There's a place for Deltas in this world.
I am intrigued by your ideas.
However, they are still flawed. I think we need to be holed in up a chamber to discuss these matters; I fear your Ne will allow you to be too distracted in such an INCREDIBLY SERIOUS matter as Alpha/Delta ruling the world.
Alpha's are willing to negotiate the possibility of joint Delta/Alpha action. To the Delta, we shall discuss over dates and nubian slaves wielding palm branches.
How sweet.Quote:
Originally Posted by jxrtes
The truth of that is so astounding that I'm not sure how many people would recognize how very valid it is. It's also an essentially E7 way of living as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by jxrtes
We will capture all the alphas first. The NT's will be used for their brilliant ideas. The SF's will cook. Once that has been established, we will get the gamma NT's to gather all the Te factual data (OMFG Te totally = facts!!!!) about the deltas and make their brilliant prophecies (cause all gamma NT's possess the foresight of nostradamus) about how to put the alpha NT's brilliant ideas into action. The gamma SF's will not be used, but I like me some Se, so I'll keep them for undisclosed purposes. THEN once all this has been formulated, we will proceed to capture all the INFjs by setting up a country-wide puppy-selling business, which they obviously won't be able to refuse. We will then have them lure in their all-dominating ESTj du4lz by preparing brownies and asking them to meet at a specific location. Once we have lured these aristocratic rulers into our domain, they will be captured and enslaved. After that, we will put out flyers about a new personal development class to lure all the ENFps in. We will promise a bunch of factual data on proper morals to feed their Te and Fi. Once we have them captured, it is GRAVY BITCH. The ISTps are too lazy to function without these other mofo's, so they will just die out on their own.
OOPS, did I just divulge everything????
I might be ok with this plan, except I don't see what the beta NFs are doing in all of this. You seem rather useless. Additionally, I refuse to cooperate with gammas. They die, or our plan falls through.
beta NF's are the visionaries! without us, this plan would have never been thought up. and of course the beta ST's implement it. pfff.Quote:
Originally Posted by mn0good
"our plan"? lol. you're the alpha NT. we're enslaving you to think of ideas.
I believe you merely suggested a new world order, it was my idea to enslave the Deltas for their productivity values. But if you this is the way you feel...Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
*rings up Delta STs* Yes, hello, Delta? This is Alpha. How do you feel about Beta extermination? Yes, I don't really know what they contribute to society either. I thought you might feel that way. Yes, yes, of course I'll think up an ingenius plan for you. No...there won't be any loopholes. Would I do that to you? Sure, the SF's can join your Si Harem. Why don't we negotiate the details later. Yes, alright. Nice talking to you too, Delta. Cheers. *click*
N.B. Example of Alpha loophole: getting visionaries to eliminate adversary then playing the middle man and pitting adversaries Beta or Delta against each other if one of them tries to stab Alpha in the back.
You're gonna have to come up with a lot of perks in order for the Alpha SFs to cooperate. We don't like being forced to do things, and will demonstrate our annoyance by cooking food so terrible that you will conclude that we must in fact be Alpha NT, and as a result will give us positions as 'idea-thinkers' - i.e. let us lie around spouting out random nonsense all day.
I'm not going to make you do anything. I'm going to let the Delta STs take care of that for me, then let the NFs mediate. I'm just the idea person, remember?
Well, I'm telling you that your idea ain't going to work. I''m not going to be told what to do by no Delta STs dammit.Quote:
Originally Posted by mn0good
They'll overwhelm you with Te. THEN what are you going to do? Huh?
I'll turn into a blubbering, sniveling mess - and thus be rendered useless in the kitchen.
Any way you look at it = FAIL.
Since people have typed me has a member of all the quadras, I think I'm the only one who's capable of being fair and justified to the whole socion.
Make me mod, whoever ends up winning this thing...
:D
FUCK NOQuote:
Originally Posted by Allie
FUCK YOUQuote:
Originally Posted by LokiVanguard
WE ALREADY TALKED ABOUT THATQuote:
Originally Posted by Allie
delta is so... ekhm... not interesting so beta dont know they even exist(beta which doesn't know socionics). Beta only see some boring fools for just one second and after that they look in the other way so we dont know what to exterminate... For us, delta contains some fools and that is it. Nothing special really.
Ohhhh... okay.... um.... later ;);)Quote:
Originally Posted by LokiVanguard
:( Careful, that will be your downfall.Quote:
Originally Posted by lastdance
For us, Beta's contain useless whiners. And that's it.
Why ? Nobody likes to know the truth here ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Allie
I love how no one has mentioned anything negative regarding Alphas.Quote:
Originally Posted by LokiVanguard
Wow, I'm just that amazing.
:D
I just meant that if you don't know they exist.... they're going to pop up out of no where and surprise you and the ESTj will beat you while the ISTp gives you dirty looks and the INFjs make everyone brownies and then the ENFp will giggle while they eat them in front of you. Not cool.Quote:
Originally Posted by lastdance
Just a warning, though...
Hm... Thanks... but that only could happen in a cartoon show...Quote:
Originally Posted by Allie
the truth according to your extremely narrow viewpointQuote:
Originally Posted by lastdance
You have much to learn in the ways of Alpha young padawan. Come, my sister, I will show you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Allie
Please note: Even when you pointed out that no one is being negative towards we alphas, they still love us. You can make everyone hate each other and still no one will get angry at us. How can you hate Alpha? We're full of love and genius and insane charm. This is why I win boardgames.
It's a viewpoint based on observing others. Beta is not interested in delta. For them they are fools. Simple.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jem
How can anyone, ESPECIALLY a Beta NF consider a Delta anything to be foolish? That's one of the most preposterous hypocrisy's I've ever heard. But of course, I'm sure people find value in Gamma's where I look at Gamma and thank god I don't live there.
In anycase, you're reinforcing my point that we'll have to get rid of the Beta's as well.
Don't be silly and read with some understanding. Beta see Delta as foolish. Thats our point of view. You may see Beta NF as foolish, I don't give a shit about it, because it's your story, not mine.Quote:
Originally Posted by mn0good
And thats your point of view and probably other Alfa's too.Quote:
Originally Posted by mn0good
Yes, but Betas tend to regard Deltas as more staunchy than foolish. Deltas, by definition, are more or less the antithesis of foolish. Foolish implies that one is completely lacking in good judgment and taken to frivolity. That's exactly what Deltas are not. If anything you should be calling Alphas foolish, because we do tend towards that line of action with our impulsiveness.
Hmm. Maybe the "foolish" picture of delta in the eyes of beta is because of ENFp and it's inanity. ENFp is very infantile and that iritates betas. Well... nevermind that anyway. :P
Sweet, my new project: trying to find a way to insult INFj.
Ooo ooo, wait! Sexually abusing a family member of theirs. That should adequately offend their principles.
Why don't you guys stop bitching about what lastdance said and realize that he (or ?she?) was merely expressing a viewpoint, not trying to state a truth lol. And yes, I don't care, I also find deltas boring on a general level. OMFG did he just say his feelings?!? And as he (or ?she?) pointed out, I don't care if the deltas think we're blind, over-zealous idealists or w/e lol. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, so don't get all pissy when they express it.
Who was getting pissy? My goodness, you're so explosive all the time. I was just bantering, frivolous debate. Calme-toi un peu.
STOP IT!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mn0good
STOP WITH THE FRENCH
GO AWAY
I AM NOW RETREATING INTO BETA NF SELF-MUTILATION
It's cool... It is just a discussion and I think we understand eachother now.Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
BTW. I am 'he' :P
ahahhahahahahahahaahha that was great.Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
That is one sweet plan to take control and rule the world :rolleyes:
lol @ you thinking that kidnapping me will help society!Quote:
Originally Posted by strrrng
I am honestly good for nothing.
He probably plans to employ your laughter in some sort of sonic death ray?
To kill the other half of Heaven and finish off Jesus?Quote:
Originally Posted by munenori2
Holy shit, I am power hear me roar.
If Beta hates Delta. If Beta thinks Deltas are foolish.. Who cares? It's the truth and not everything in the world is going to be nice so if you want to learn socionics you simply have to accept the realities of peoples views rather than get defensive over a choice word here and there.
I think lastdance is right and I'm glad he's stated the truth instead of trying to kid on all the types and quadras are one happy family cause they're not.
You're right. I think the thread was primarily meant as a joke though. Welcome back, by the way. :)
thank youQuote:
Originally Posted by Cyclops
Oh, why yes, of course you do! Very important matters indeed.Quote:
Originally Posted by ifmd95
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Originally Posted by ifmd95
really we're suffering from all the people who can't comprehend the beta notion of population control including birth control, education, and the right to have an abortion. gee any deltas guilty of that perhaps...
furthermore its the alphas who will engineer smarter plants...
i rest my case.
p.s. in terms of killing the other quadras what fucking deltas especially craftsman etc line up to slaughter people for some gamma money making scheme. get off our fucking backs already. the betas are like the moral consicence that youre trying to make into the black sheep and you should just kiss our ass already and own up to the bullshit that's acceptable in your backwards quadrant.
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Originally Posted by lefty
that is completely fucking nauseating and if you want to jump on the bandwagon of ethnocentrism knock yourselves out, but that isn't what beta is about. own up already you assholes. and if you can't understand my big words consult a dictionary you inbred zombies.
p.s. who the fuck is holding gamma accountable for marketing us crap into oblivion and coming up with these fake wars that kill people, ruin the economy, allow americans to rot in formladahyde emitting trailors in louisiana, gouge us for gas....and its the same concept as vietnam. Betas are not the ones coming up with this shit and trying to push it onto beta is just a disgusting way to try to force someone else to say...hey...yes...you really are antisocial murderous assholes and we're not pleased. and then you can run with that like youre some kind of bad ass but you really just like some kind of evolutionary left over reaking havok. deltas and gammas grow a fucking brain and that includes a conscience.
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Originally Posted by Winterpark
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Originally Posted by lefty
that's a gangsta ass pic...
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Originally Posted by strrrng