Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.
(my cat just started licking my beard :o )
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Americancers picture thread has gotten old... somebody do something entertaining.
(my cat just started licking my beard :o )
Beard?
I believe I last turned you into a pineapple. You are now a grapefruit. You may keep your beard.
However, this will pose a problem in getting into restaurants with a "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. I propose using a go-cart to carry your shirt and shoes. However, there is the question of how a grapefruit can drive a go-cart. Your beard may prove useful for this. Sit on top of the gas pedal and pull the handlebars with your super-long beard. To that end, I hereby grant you super beard-growing powers.
As to date I have not seen a restaurant adopt a "no go-carts" policy, that should cover it.
nice guy though really... he just called me a couple of days ago. he's been homeless for the past two months (I thought he was in jail)
Great story, BG!
...How frustrating. I've been told that I make absurd things funny by taking them seriously. And absurd things are easy to come by, so...
*sigh* What makes good humor? Should I only attempt humor when I'm happy?
What, did you like my humor? :p Maybe it was :Te: or somethin'.
Well of course there's something wrong with you, you're human. ;)
Well, the whole case of you hating Cracka and choosing to mention it at the perfect time to defend me against honest criticism that you think is correct anyway seems a bit far-fetched, but I understand I'm not in your quadra. ;)
yes. I'd say this is most definitely the problem... thank you for the synopsis.:o
Hard to say really... I'm sure that to many people, my humor probably sucks worse than yours. My post was just agreeing with what americancer said about it just not working, causing you to "fail" with that post, and I'd add to that, the rest of your fruit referencing posts...lol;)
If you can attempt humor when you're in a different emotional state than "happy" you're already a step ahead of the game. Making a person that's really pissed off laugh is probably one of the hardest things to do that I can think of.:confused: Making yourself laugh when pissed off/sad/down would almost be a miracle, good luck getting that to work out for ya...lol :p
I love when people think my posts contain hidden meaning.
:)
But, no. I'm not like that... I just felt like confusing him.
Which I think I've already done three times now:
ALLIE: 3
BRILLIAND: 0 (wah... wah... wahhhhhh)
Turning people into fruit is a game. :p It's meant to be amusing, but I don't really expect anyone to burst out laughing. I'm always hoping someone will fight back with their own imaginary equipment/turning into random things.
When I'm glum, cynical laughs are easy to come by. :) Sometimes they help, but not much. When I get really confused, I'll sometimes just laugh and quit thinking about it.
I don't suppose it would count if I planned it in advance, would it? :p Well, I'll try it a few times anyway. I don't really get mad, but I do get sad.
Thank you! Have I mentioned how useful it is to be confused? :)
Hey, let's go camping.
We can't have beans every night! Let's go find someone manly who hunts bear or something...
Ehh I hate camping. I'm going back inside.
I'm going camping IN REAL LIFE in a couple of weeks. Woot woot. No bears though. Just snakes, spiders and dingos. :eek: