you don't understand, all my life all I ever dreamed of, all I ever hoped for, was NOT being on this list. Now imagine how unbearable it is for me to know that all such dreams would be shattered by the broken shards of hope falling from the sky like rancid birdshit, and due simply to betan congenital decency. So please, for the sake of my shrivelling dignity, kick Kamangir's ass and take my place!

