Oh trust me, your toilet will clog one day...
Good luck. I trust no one. I even cut my own hair.
Mission wehasgeronimo initiated, infiltrating the staff of munenori mansion.
BOOM: subtract 2 from current international relations with target nation.
Curse you, little man
Regardless, I've got a ton of guided drone missiles, so I'll just shoot a lot of them in your country ftw.
Though shall not fight us so simply. We are not one, we are many and even if we all watch porn it will take too long for you to make press releases as we get new porn loving members.
Well, unfortunately, sir, I've infiltrated your organization. Not only have I authorized roving wire taps for your and your associates' cellular communications, but I've also frozen your bank accounts and sent press releases to all the major news networks about how you have porn on your computer. USA USA USA!
I'm watching you