Jersey Shore, Biiiatch!

[ScarlettLux]

So I'm 100% sure most if not all of you have heard about the new reality show craze that has been sweeping the nation..

Mike "The Situation": SLE fo sho
Pauly D: SEI ? Him and Mike get along, but he is in no way an IEI
Snookie: EIE/SEE?
J Woww: ESI, LSI? Her and Snooks get along well.
Sammi: Annoying ass bitch... Alpha SF?
Ronnie: SEE
Vinny: IEE
Angelina: Who cares

[dudeins]

hahahaha awesome. sounds about right to me.

[Mediator Kam]

God I hate this show.

[ScarlettLux]

Why do you hate it? It's funny. Jeez.

[enigmadream]

Let me preface this with a disclaimer, I have only watched 2 episodes of the show (and now that I think about it the aftershow where Angelina is called out for dating a married man) when I was on holiday in the US. Now that I've gotten that out of the way...

Wow, this show is a gift from the TV deities. I expected to laugh at them in a snarky way but I laughed at them as how I laugh at my friends' antics. And no I don't have any friends that are into being orange, juiced etc

But I need to watch more of the show to form an opinion of their type.

And lol...at, "Angelina: Who cares". She was a lazy PITA. And totally delusional.

Oh yeah and my Jersey Shore nickname is E-Pop *fistpumps*

[Lotus]

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: The Back End

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my uncle has a beach house in seaside. he and my other NJ relatives hate this show lol

[munenori2]

Your Jersey Shore nickname is: DJ Douchebag

Sweet!

[Cudcat]

Mike "the situation"

SLE sounds about right.


Nicole "Snookie"

Beta nf. Very annoying. An avatar of victimhood (I don't refer to Ni ego "victims" although I think she is that too).


Pauly d

Definitely Fe ego. Kinda charming. Seemed to avoid meddling with the conflicts. Had next to no problems letting Mike run the show. Hardly ever broke the Fe mood.


Sammi "Sweetheart"

SEE>ESI. Has similar mannerisms as Paris Hilton. Gave -I think- a rather good example if creative Fi. I think an ESI would be more consistent with her bonds. Weathered Mikes assaults without much strain. Rarely reacted to Fe input and could easily wreck the Fe mood if she had some issue with the
others. Rarely participated in Fe mood but acted in a more constrained and -as I think she saw it- dignified manner.


Ronnie

Fi valuer. Did often go along with the Fe mood though.


Jenni "Jwoww"

Originally thought SLE but became less certain as the show progressed. Fe valuer. Probable sensor. Jenni seemed to like Nicole and have trouble with Sammi and Mike.


Vinny

??? Rather underhanded. Seemed to think he was cleverer than the rest.


Angelina

Fe valuer. Left the show after two or three episodes. Good riddance.


Sammi and Ronnie wasn't too interested participating in the beta group, kept to themselves a lot.

[jessica129]

BUMP

Most of these seem accurate but wondering if anyones opinion has changed with the new season. I'm most interested in JWOWW and Sammi's typing. Been on the fence as to whether JWOWW is SLE or LSI.

[Gilly]

Take your brains back. Stop watching this trash.

[Suz]

Take your brains back. Stop watching this trash.

I agree with you on this 100%. Tried watching it, since it's all the rage among my peers. Could not even get through one episode. Pointless, boring, and gross. Those characters and actors for that matter (since it's a reality show) should really get lives and do something productive with themselves.

[jessica129]

If you don't watch it, leave the thread. Easy.

ANYWAY, I do agree The Situation is SLE. I'm thinking JWOWW could possibly be LSI. Snookie can't be SEE, I like her entirely too much.

[Suz]

If you don't watch it, leave the thread. Easy.

ANYWAY, I do agree The Situation is SLE. I'm thinking JWOWW could possibly be LSI. Snookie can't be SEE, I like her entirely too much.

There is no way in hell that Snookie is SEE. I agreed with EIE for her.

[munenori2]

lol saw my first episode this week and I kind of love it. Snooki's entertaining, but does anyone know what type that Deena girl is? She's almost a carbon copy of someone I know irl.

[Mediator Kam]

Pauly D is SEI. Never watched the show until I saw a youtube video 'CABS ARE HERE' 'BURGERS FOR THE BOYS' lmao

[Trevor]

Vinny - ENFj-Ni.

[jessica129]

I agree with most of the typings. My god I love jwoww. She doesn't take anyone's bs, she seems like a really strong woman, it's refreshing.

[jessica129]

Interesting typings. I can't really get a feel for them other than Jwoww and The Situation. The situation is just hilarious in his obliviousness and I love Vinny.

[Suz]

Pauly D is SEI. Never watched the show until I saw a youtube video 'CABS ARE HERE' 'BURGERS FOR THE BOYS' lmao

Sorry Kammy i just dont get it.

[Trevor]

Sammi - I agree with Alpha SF.

Her Si is very very weak. She would rather that someone else takes care of Si things. Seriously doubt Alpha SF.

Vinny - Love him. IEI or SEI, maybe? He's so cute.

ENFj. And my favorite.

Jwoww - LSI? ESI?

Some Se definitely.

[WVBRY]

Ive watched this crap before.



Mike "The Situation": SLI
Pauly D: ?
Snookie: IEI
J Woww: EIE
Sammi: LSE
Ronnie: SLE
Vinny: ESI

[WVBRY]

Lol those typings are hilarious.

The truth often evokes laughter from the comedy deprived.

PS: I AM YAROSLAAV TRUST MY TYPINGS MY SE IS RIIIIIIIGHT

[WVBRY]

[idealistichick]

Vinny-LII
Sammy-EIE for sure
Snookie-SEE or EIE?
Mike-SLE for sure
Pauly- ESE
Ron-SLE?
Deena-no clue
J WOW-SLE?

[thePirate]

[blackburry]

Snookie's pregnant yo.

What a horrible twist.

[Suz]

Snookie's pregnant yo.

What a horrible twist.

well cant say i'm surprised. it was only a matter of time... that's what happens when people live so lasciviously. Birth control is never 100%, not to mention the possibility that while drunk she may have had unprotected sex, or missed a dose of oral contraceptive, or put the condom on wrong, etc. etc.

What a whore. And dont get me wrong, i'm not picking on the girl. the guys on there are whores too.



(sorry i'm in a "tell it like it is" mood today)

[Absurd]

Situation guy is Fe on steroids to me. Blergh.

[Creepy-pokeball]

Mike: ENTp 6w7
Nicole: Gamma SF 4 (sorry gamma, we all have shit on our shoes)
Raging bitch that I forgot the name of: ESTj -- idk Etype.
Ron: ESFp 8w9, lol.
Vinny: reminds me of MysticSonic, except MS > Vinny.
The fruity slut: ENFp of some sort.

[blackburry]

Mike: ESTP 6w7

Snooki: SEI or SEE

Ron: ESFP 8w9
Vinny: Ni type...
Pauly D: ESE i <3 him n Vinny
Deena: SEI or IEE, b/c I can't come up with anything else
JWOW: Cunt, I mean, LSI (i donz like her)
Sammie: ESI-Se
Jioni (snooki's bf): Fi type, maybe ESI-fi
Roger (Jwow's bf): LIE

[Korpsy Knievel]

Snookie's pregnant yo.

What a horrible twist.

Maybe she'll get killed by a zombie in the next episode.

[Olduvai]

Snooki - LII
The Situation - SEE
JWoww - SLE
Sammi - ESE
Ronnie - SEI
Angelina - SEE
Pauly D - LSE
Vinny - LSI?

[yeves]

Take your brains back. Stop watching this trash.

Why watch the show when you can get all the spoilers in this parody

[mightylizard]

Snooki: ESE-Fe 2w3 SO/SX
J-WOW: LSI-Se 8w9 SO/SP
Sammi: SEI-Si 1w9 or 9w1 but unhealthy SP/SO
Angelina: EIE-Fe unhealthy 1w2 maybe (?) SO/SP
Deena: IEE-Ne 6w7 synflow SO/SX > SP/SO not SX/SP

Pauly D: SEI-Fe 7w6 SP/SO
The Situation: LSE-Si 3w4 SO/SP
Vinny: SLE-Ti 6w7 SO/SP
Ronnie: ILE-Ne 6w7 SO/SP

A lot of 6w7s: very loyal to each other. Also, screw the haters, Jersey Shore was a monumental moment for both culture and reality television!

[kingslayer]

Do they even have enough of a personality to be typed. All look like a bunch of se bases (the tool kind ). I kid I kid. Here goes

Snookie is prob EIE
Situation is SLE
Ronnie is SEE
Paulie is SEI
Vinny is a douchebag. Some pretentious variation of an alpha type.
Jwow ESI or LSI

[flames]

My only comment is that Snooki is a carbon copy of myself~

[mightylizard]

Snooki is Alpha quadra to a T. She is not EIE. Very comfortable with her aesthetic/look and doesn't give a shit what people think about it. Literally leaves the house in slippers because it is more comfortable. All about light-hearted fun. Also, has zero foresight at all which sometimes causes her problems. Makes a lot of Si statements e.g., "families should do X" "boys should do X for girls" etc.

Any Si-POLR looking stuff is more a product of her being in her early twenties and never living on her own before the show and the fact that she is SO/SX.

[kingslayer]

Snooki is Alpha quadra to a T. She is not EIE. Very comfortable with her aesthetic/look and doesn't give a shit what people think about it. Literally leaves the house in slippers because it is more comfortable. All about light-hearted fun. Also, has zero foresight at all which sometimes causes her problems. Makes a lot of Si statements e.g., "families should do X" "boys should do X for girls" etc.

Any Si-POLR looking stuff is more a product of her being in her early twenties and never living on her own before the show and the fact that she is SO/SX.

Could be , I didn't put too much effort into typing them since they're all vapid as shit. I just always saw her as a victim in romance style when I would tune into the show occasionally back in high-school. She doesn't seem si still to me though. Anyone can want to be comfortable, I don't see how walking out in slippers near the beach is an indicator of Si> Se Valuing. I think SEE makes more sense than ESE if she's not EIE.