VERY offensive description of LIE-ENTj
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LIE's are fuckin' stupid.
All LIE's are stock traders. They are obsessed with profit, and would sell anything in order to make profit, even abstract things that nobody gives a fuck. Unlike LSE's, who sell things that are valuable for their quality and their usefulness, LIE's only sell useless things.
LIE's are obsessed with money. Not in the sense of posession (unliketypes), but in the sense of movement. I mean, buying, selling and doing with money. Not just "having" money.
LIE's are nerds. They like to use Information Technology a lot, just for the fun of it. They like to design useless software for niches, just because they have fun of making them.
LIE's are always under stress. They look like in constant panic state. Under very light stress, they harm everyone in their surroundings, just because they "panic".
LIE's are stand-offish and withdrawn workaholics. They always think "work", "work", and "work". Pretty much like LSE's, except that unlike LSE's, LIE's prefer to do "interesting" things, rather than "useful" things. LIE's are slackers who play workaholics, just in order to not appear as slackers.
In fact, LIE's really care about their self-image. They're all liars (hence "LIE"). They like to appear good and to lick others' ass, just in order to get their ass licked in return. LIE's are also obsessed with receiving compliments. If you want to please a LIE dude/girl, give him a lot of compliments.
LIE's think they are modern knights or such. That's why they seek ESI partners. Because all ESI's are spoiled princesses. ESI's are obsessed with posessing money, so LIE's are here to obtain them such money.
LIE's, though they're usually bossy, are pretty loyal to their superiors. They treat their wives like they were their bosses who run a business or such. The business of ESI's is : money. But... why do they need money ? I don't know a fuck.
LIE's like to play slaves. Rebellious slaves though. Because otherwise, ESI's would find them boring. That's right. ESI's aren't like LSI's. LSI's are avoidant fetichists. ESI's aren't.
That's why LIE's get money and create nerdy and useless software. Just to please their ESI wives. Behind their bossy and pushy look, their natural state is : submission. Bill Gates made everything to be the wealthiest dude of the world, just in order to please her ESI wife. Why ? I don't know, because Bill Gates is a total nerd.
All this just to please a ESI chick. But, LIE's do that for some profit, because if they make huge efforts to please their ESI partners, they would see their partners as "higher". It's theirthing. LIE's are hard to understand, because they're fuckin' autistic.
ESI's are freemasons, and LIE's are traders. That's why LIE-ESI is a great couple. And, it's an "autistic" couple, like the SLE-IEI one.
Fuck LIE's, and fuck all those fuckin' Gamma fuckers !!! Gammas are useless !!!
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Originally Posted by Mimosa Pudica
