Rrrroast The Types

[Chae]

It's time for us to passionately, hatefully deep-fry each other. No limits, stereotypes are more than welcome. 3,2,1, roast the types as fervently as you can (and yourself if you dare)!!



ESE - Are you even sincere? Stay in your oh-so-happy lane
LII - @ everything you do: weak af
ILE - Man... You're the reason why this world is falling apart. Get some ethics. Thanks for the atom bomb Einstein
SEI - Your dad jokes aren't funny anymore stop it

SLE - You think you're the shit? Fuck that! How about treating people better? You're super unpopular.
IEI - Lmao you're not innocent at all
EIE - Gtfo you drama llama it's all not that important. Go to a circus
LSI - You give me acne

LIE - YOU ARE TOO FAST AT EVERYTHING DO YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF???
ESI - Nobody needs your morals, you're so 2000-and-late
SEE - Go to Mars and conquer things there
ILI - You kill the vibe, go join SEE on Mars

IEE - Move your thirsty manipulative ass and get organized
SLI - Wtf is your temper
LSE - Can you treat people as actual humans not capital
EII - What are you hiding... an axe... tax fraud... marshmallows...

[Stellafera]

IEI - Lmao you're not innocent at all

IEE: I like having a child lecture me on what "innocence" means, it's so cute! And so inaccurate...

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SLI: Wow you can build a model train. For your next project you should try building a human relationship

LSI: Speaking of trains, you know, they always said about Mussolini that he kept the trains running on time. You're like that. They also said that Mussolini was a terrible leader and a bit of a fascist, which also suits your case.

ILE: Ooh, Silicon Valley. I keep getting the sense that your products represent some aspect of normal functioning that you are desperately trying to catch up on. Try talking to somebody with words sometime!

ILI: The difference between you and me is that people actually like me

EII: The difference between you and me is that I have goals aside from being a useless pile of hurt feelings

LII: You're just as useless as the EII, go back and whine about it on Reddit

[Beautiful sky]

ESE- stop asking me for boxes of macaroons
LII- keep your appointments
ILE- I want you to make plans and time to hang out already
SEI- why invite me to one party and not to the other?

SLE- yes, I want to go eat crab whatever overlooking the ocean, I just have a lot to do
IEI- we have a lot of difference but I like that you're sarcastic and witty
EIE- I don't understand what happened to you. Did you fall off the planet?
LSI- let's watch something cynical lol

SEE- I'm not buying you any more makeup
ILI- you need to be more consistent about your health care
LIE- haven't you dated every type yet?
ESI- stop cleaning lol

LSE- yes we can talk about what to do or what the right thing to do is. Let me put everything aside
EII- stop reacting and start listening
IEE- you can't do anything wrong
SLI- no one looked at you funny. Chill

[Pookie]

EII: SEE confirm and final

[Stellafera]

IEI- we have a lot of difference but I like that you're sarcastic and witty

EII: You're such a killjoy that you use a roasting thread to say positive things about other people

[Tigerfadder]

ILE - Man... You're the reason why this world is falling apart. Get some ethics. Thanks for the atom bomb Einstein

damn!

[DirectorAbbie]

ESE - No, I'm not going to show you my feelings. But I can smile while you talk.
LII - Is there anything you talk about that isn't unnecessarily complicated?
ILE - You're heartless.
SEI - For being a sensor type, you sure are awkward around people.

SLE - When I think of evil, I think of you.
IEI - You have the attention span of a fruit fly and twice the imagination.
EIE - You're tiresome, not funny. And your clothes are boring.
LSI - Stop lying on those captcha things. Everyone knows you're a robot.

LIE - You have no taste. None. Especially when it comes to food.
ESI - Your life must be boring.
SEE - You're a dork, and I bet pre-ripped pants were your idea.
ILI - How many puppies did you murder to make that joke?

[Saoirse]

LSE - Can you treat people as actual humans not capital

Too reallll

SLI: Wow you can build a model train. For your next project you should try building a human relationship

Hahahaha I laughed so hard at this.

[Pookie]

SLE: I love you bro, but you know im the only person in this world that can stand your ass... No, sit down, theres nothing you can do at this point that can change their opinion of you.

[Skepsis]

LII: Ttttoday, junior!
ILE: Fucking focus dickhead
ESE: Don't fucking hug me.
SEI: Are you always this slow?

SLE: stop being a dick
LSI: nerd
IEI: move your ass
EIE: Like, totally!

SEE: Nice tat!
LIE: Did you have to put it so bluntly?
ILI: Yes, we get it, you're super smart and everyone else is an idiot.
ESI: Lets have a beer!

EII: Yes humans are natural OMNIVORES.
IEE: Get to your point.
SLI: Fucking cheap.
LSE: Shut the fuck up.

[Capitalist Pig]

ILI: Maybe you're not fundamentally "wrong" as a human being like LIE is. But I would actually kill you irl if I were certain I could get away with it. I'm sure the feeling is mutual.

Psst, can I tell you a secret? ILIs don't think of you at all.

[Chae]

@Adam Strange come on Savage I see you lurking, make an entrance roast us pls

[Rebelondeck]

LIIs want executions to be done precisely. ILEs talk a good fight. ESEs can't stop telling people what's good for them. SEIs prefer plants or animals over people. SLEs want you to kiss their ass or die. LSIs predictably slip the knife in over the fourth rib. IEIs are always chasing butterflies. EIEs will sacrifice people to the volcano to save the day. SEEs are always on the lookout for orgies. LIEs are only happy while conquering. ILIs can do nothing else but criticize. ESIs hate the many that plot against them. EIIs sanctimoniously feel they're the only moral souls. IEEs are the most likely to overdose. SLIs are always one small step away from killing someone. LSEs feel smug about not having killed someone.

a.k.a. I/O

[Adam Strange]

@Adam Strange come on Savage I see you lurking, make an entrance roast us pls

Not Today. Probably not this week. I'm super busy.

Besides which, I don't like to emphasize the negative. This may surprise you if you have seen some things I have written about some types, but to me, what I wrote seemed like (relatively) dispassionate observations. I'd have to think for a while to make the observations both true and funny.

If you want funny, EJArendee still has a presence on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dIn-VMPxuc
(Some people think this guy is nuts, but I think he is both insightful and entertaining. Unfortunately, as @Rebelondeck has pointed out, his self-description does sound surprisingly like our current President. Lol.)

[Rebelondeck]

@Adam Strange As I had inferred in my political post today, the president is likely ESTp. I could never fool so many people.

[Rebelondeck]

What does this have to do with you not being able to fool so many people? Did you infer that I said you are ESTp?

Yes, I thought "self-description" referred to me; I misinterpreted. Being LII, popularity was not one of my attributes and my input is subject to error....

[Singu]

ESI- stop cleaning lol
SLI- no one looked at you funny. Chill

ESE: Don't fucking hug me.
IEI: move your ass
SLI: Fucking cheap.

For some reason I found those to be funny and I couldn't stop laughing... lol.

EIE - You're tiresome, not funny. And your clothes are boring.
LIE - You have no taste. None. Especially when it comes to food.

It's just so easy to hit their PoLR with your creative Si, eh...

[applejacks]

LSI: You're hysterical, as long as you stay in your corner. Away from me.

LSE: Hold on while I get my tranquilizer gun.

IEI: Are you going to add to this conversation, or should I just stare and blink at you?

LIE: Should I tell you the approximate minute and hour at which I plan to use the restroom, too?

SLI: Nobody can read your mind. Feel free to use that tool of yours called language.

ESE: ok, ok, I'm feeling better already. Please stop humping the light post.

ESI: You want a bigger bag for that 15 year long grudge you're carrying?

IEE: I have shampoo bottles that have lasted longer than your "projects."

[DirectorAbbie]

SLI: Nobody can read your mind. Feel free to use that tool of yours called language.

IEE: I have shampoo bottles that have lasted longer than your "projects."

These are excellent. Especially the IEE one.
My brothers and I knew that every time our IEE dad came up with a new rule (usually starting with "From now on,..."), we just had to wait a day or two and he'd forget about it.

[applejacks]

These are excellent. Especially the IEE one.
My brothers and I knew that every time our IEE dad came up with a new rule (usually starting with "From now on,..."), we just had to wait a day or two and he'd forget about it.

We are well intentioned

i suppose i could have also specified "hotel shampoo bottles" hahahah!

[inabox]

@Adam Strange As I had inferred in my political post today, the president is likely ESTp. I could never fool so many people.

He strikes me as very ENTj tho.

[inabox]

Psst, can I tell you a secret? ILIs don't think of you at all.

That must be why you replied to the post; aww, ILIs are secretly excited that people have things to say about them but are crushed that they're not nice, boo hoo.

[inabox]

LSI: You're hysterical, as long as you stay in your corner. Away from me.

LSE: Hold on while I get my tranquilizer gun.

IEI: Are you going to add to this conversation, or should I just stare and blink at you?

LIE: Should I tell you the approximate minute and hour at which I plan to use the restroom, too?

SLI: Nobody can read your mind. Feel free to use that tool of yours called language.

ESE: ok, ok, I'm feeling better already. Please stop humping the light post.

ESI: You want a bigger bag for that 15 year long grudge you're carrying?

IEE: I have shampoo bottles that have lasted longer than your "projects."

Bang on <3 .

[Grendel]

If you want funny, EJArendee still has a presence on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dIn-VMPxuc
(Some people think this guy is nuts, but I think he is both insightful and entertaining. Unfortunately, as @Rebelondeck has pointed out, his self-description does sound surprisingly like our current President. Lol.)

He doesn't. I dug through basically all the videos on his old channel while it was still around and I recognize these vids. They're old reuploads.

[Daddy]

ISTP: Furry cat you only lick yourself

x
Jeroen

[The Reality Denialist]

The problem with NiSe types is that they might like it too much.

[The Reality Denialist]

ILE- I want you to make plans and time to hang out already

Problem #1 We have not decided whether or not we have hard time when it comes to making a decision.
Me: I'm there todayish.
LSE: This is enough. Can't you ever say when?!
Me: Could be.
LSE: Just, just.....%&& say already.
Me: Just few hours.
*rest is censored*

[Chae]

When we run out of things to grill we can do a cross-quadra one. Bring out the old hat ideology roast for Beta and cruel capitalism for Gamma and Delta wink wonk

[DirectorAbbie]

IEE - People don't hear the point you're trying to make because they lose interest halfway through the backstory.
SLI - I know you're hiding something.
LSE - You lack foresight and don't even care.
EII - When I say "jump," you say, "how high?"

[DirectorAbbie]

LSEs feel smug about not having killed someone.

You caught me.

EIEs will sacrifice people to the volcano to save the day.

I can see that.

[applejacks]

You caught me.


I can see that.

L.O.L.

[Raver]

Take all of these with a grain of salt of course:

SEE - You know, you don't have to be high or intoxicated 7 days of the week to enjoy life and be happy

LSE - You need to slow down and take breaks while talking so I can actually have a conversation with you

IEI - Do something with your life other than nothing at all or chasing a dream that probably won't be fulfilled

ILE - Being socially retarded is not a valid excuse for being an asshole

SLE - Believe it or not, it's actually possible to get your point across without being rude

IEE - If you actually bothered to provide evidence and logic behind your ideas and beliefs then people might take them more seriously instead of ridiculing them

EII - Deep down beneath that angelic exterior is a passive aggressive person with suppressed anger

ESI - Staying true to your principles no matter what the circumstances are is also known as burying your head in the sand

ILI - One day, instead of expending your energy in proving people wrong, you're just going to have to accept that people are going to have different ideas and beliefs than you

LIE - People are more than just chess pieces that you can use for your own personal gain or amusement

LII - I'm sure there's a lot going on in your head right now, it's too bad you just come across as boring on the outside though

ESE - The world is not going to end if errands are not run the exact moment you find out about them and stop wasting time trying to convince others of that

SEI - I can't think of anything bad to say about you guys, but that's probably because you're basically invisible and unimportant

LSI - People are not robots so it's best you stop expecting them to act like you

SLI - It's a shame that so many of you fit the criteria for antisocial personality disorder

EIE - You don't always have to be the center of attention or stirring up drama for the hell of it

[The Reality Denialist]

ILE - Man... You're the reason why this world is falling apart. Get some ethics. Thanks for the atom bomb Einstein

We just design toys because we can. Guns don't kill people and ILEs don't kill people. I wonder which type Mr Guillotine was. I think I could VI him as ILE.

[The Reality Denialist]

valuers and science

[Capitalist Pig]

That must be why you replied to the post; aww, ILIs are secretly excited that people have things to say about them but are crushed that they're not nice, boo hoo.

[The Reality Denialist]

ILE - You're heartless.

Lucky for you: there's a step by step HOWTO about becoming Fi PoLR.
http://www.wikihow.com/Become-Heartless
Actually this one hits closer to home
http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Emotionless
Seems like there is a reason why I have absolutely zero interest in drug/alcohol use. Some LSEs OTOH

[Singu]

INXx: The punching bags of society (mentally & physically the weakest)

ESXx: The assholes of society (the bullies)

ENXx: The jesters of society (the most crazy and the most awkward)

ISXx: The masochistic loyalists of society (take all the abuse lying down)

[Mori]

https://youtu.be/HimvFbossU8

Gamma/Delta, maybe more Delta hahah sorry can't help it

[crazymaisy]

LIIs want executions to be done precisely. ILEs talk a good fight. ESEs can't stop telling people what's good for them. SEIs prefer plants or animals over people. SLEs want you to kiss their ass or die. LSIs predictably slip the knife in over the fourth rib. IEIs are always chasing butterflies. EIEs will sacrifice people to the volcano to save the day. SEEs are always on the lookout for orgies. LIEs are only happy while conquering. ILIs can do nothing else but criticize. ESIs hate the many that plot against them. EIIs sanctimoniously feel they're the only moral souls. IEEs are the most likely to overdose. SLIs are always one small step away from killing someone. LSEs feel smug about not having killed someone.

a.k.a. I/O

You put that in there just to prove the point. I can't resist telling you to get more creative about us ILI's. Geez.

[Aylen]

You put that in there just to prove the point. I can't resist telling you to get more creative about us ILI's. Geez.