Intuiter strife

[Creepy-male]

Fellow intuiters, am I alone in my aloneliness?

Am I the only head who must always weather accusations of being illogical simply because my natural mode of thinking is, in the eyes of the dominant heads, lateral? Am I the only stranded in an inhospitable wasteland of heavily driven heads? Am I the only person who actually thinks The Magnetic Fields are the greatest thing since sliced cheese?

Intuiters, am I truly alone in this world? Are you really out there? Do you see the same oppression I do?

Am I a victim?

[Creepy-bg]

it's all going to be okay

[Creepy-male]

it's all going to be okay

Let's be gooey and sentimental, my dual.

[Creepy-bg]

Let's be gooey and sentimental, my dual.

yuck

[Creepy-male]

yuck

Oh!

Betrayed!

/swoon

[Khola aka Bee]

Come here, I will feed you applesauce, it will all be better.


Allie, get the van.

[tereg]

Fellow intuiters, am I alone in my aloneliness?

Am I the only head ...

no

[Creepy-male]

no

Clearly a -head.

But yes, we know that's what you actually look like.

[DirectorAbbie]

The world can do without the pushy . But what would it be with the most fun function there is, ? I love , even if I'm not one. Magnetic fields are better than sliced bread, and my INTj brother will agree.

[Creepy-male]

The world can do without the pushy . But what would it be with the most fun function there is, ? I love , even if I'm not one. Magnetic fields are better than sliced bread, and my INTj brother will agree.

Disagree. Without we'd still be living in mud huds, being sterilized by the sun, eaten by tigers, and antagonized by random natural occurences. We'd be sitting in the dirt scrawling pictures of shiny tubes that shot through the sky and gazing dreamily into th emiddle-distance.

is necessary, but I wish they'd appreciate that we aren't them.

[tereg]

Clearly a -head.

Clearly.

[Bardia]

What's everyone sitting around talking for!? We should be forming gangs and pillaging villages! !

[Creepy-male]

What's everyone sitting around talking for!? We should be forming gangs and pillaging villages! !

[DirectorAbbie]

Disagree. Without we'd still be living in mud huds, being sterilized by the sun, eaten by tigers, and antagonized by random natural occurences. We'd be sitting in the dirt scrawling pictures of shiny tubes that shot through the sky and gazing dreamily into th emiddle-distance.

is necessary, but I wish they'd appreciate that we aren't them.

But with and , they'd be really clean and organized mud huts. My mud hut is more livable than your apartment!

[Creepy-male]

But with and , they'd be really clean and organized mud huts. My mud hut is more livable than your apartment!

Oh, you mean Fredryk?

He's an experiment. Completely controlled. Not accidental at all.

[Wynch]

I do not have intuiter strife, sorry. Any time an -valuer sticks their ugly nose in my biznatch, I just tell them that when I've invented my moon laser, I will not allow them to use it in their goals for world domination. It's simple as that.

Besides, BG keeps me company.

[Bardia]

I do not have intuiter strife, sorry. Any time an -valuer sticks their ugly nose in my biznatch, I just tell them that when I've invented my moon laser, I will not allow them to use it in their goals for world domination. It's simple as that.

Besides, BG keeps me company.

Hmmm a moon laser... I'll have to plan accordingly...

[Creepy-male]

I do not have intuiter strife, sorry. Any time an -valuer sticks their ugly nose in my biznatch, I just tell them that when I've invented my moon laser, I will not allow them to use it in their goals for world domination. It's simple as that.

Besides, BG keeps me company.

"An"? = idiocy?

And give me BG ];

[munenori2]

What's everyone sitting around talking for!? We should be forming gangs and pillaging villages! !

Your army of darkness stands at the ready, oh Captain, my Captain!

[Bardia]

Your army of darkness stands at the ready, oh Captain, my Captain!

Oh it is great to see you most trusted advisor! We must must sabotage the development of the moon laser before she finishes it. Lest she use it to manipulate all valuers.

[Creepy-male]

Changing my name to Cries-in-corner now ):

[Bardia]

Changing my name to Cries-in-corner now ):

lol. BG we have a broken ENTp. I believe it's your job to fix him.

[Creepy-male]

lol. BG we have a broken ENTp. I believe it's your job to fix him.

It's your fault for having LEFT me, so now you'll have to RIGHT me.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

[Wynch]

It's your fault for having LEFT me, so now you'll have to RIGHT me.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahah! I like you. I'm adding you as a friend. You can be my friend any day. As long as you recognize that BG is mine by the powers of hawt female nerdiness.

Also an = an ess-ee. Though S is a consonant, it starts with a vowel if you use it in isolation.

[munenori2]

Oh it is great to see you most trusted advisor! We must must sabotage the development of the moon laser before she finishes it. Lest she use it to manipulate all valuers.

Everything shall be alright, sir. While they spend their valuable time and resources on their quixotic "lazer" on the moon, we'll construct a rocket ship containing an atomic bomb the size of Manhattan and steer it into the sun, thereby causing it to go supernova and obliterate moon lazers and counterrevolutionary ideas alike! Muahahaha!

[Creepy-male]

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahah! I like you. I'm adding you as a friend. You can be my friend any day. As long as you recognize that BG is mine by the powers of hawt female nerdiness.

Also an = an ess-ee. Though S is a consonant, it starts with a vowel if you use it in isolation.

Hey, it's all cool. We're all alpha males and females and... neuters.

Young at heart~

[Warlord]

I just tell them that when I've invented my moon laser, I will not allow them to use it in their goals for world domination. It's simple as that.

Hmmm a moon laser... I'll have to plan accordingly...

Your army of darkness stands at the ready, oh Captain, my Captain!

Oh it is great to see you most trusted advisor! We must must sabotage the development of the moon laser before she finishes it. Lest she use it to manipulate all valuers.

Everything shall be alright, sir. While they spend their valuable time and resources on their quixotic "lazer" on the moon, we'll construct a rocket ship containing an atomic bomb the size of Manhattan and steer it into the sun, thereby causing it to go supernova and obliterate moon lazers and counterrevolutionary ideas alike! Muahahaha!

Excellent, just as I have forseen.

[Brilliand]

Everything shall be alright, sir. While they spend their valuable time and resources on their quixotic "lazer" on the moon, we'll construct a rocket ship containing an atomic bomb the size of Manhattan and steer it into the sun, thereby causing it to go supernova and obliterate moon lazers and counterrevolutionary ideas alike! Muahahaha!

Insufficient power. You simply must look beyond the petty idea that big=big. The power you require shall require further research, possibly into quark dematerialization.

You are dependent upon us.

[munenori2]

Insufficient power. You simply must look beyond the petty idea that big=big. The power you require shall require further research, possibly into quark dematerialization.

You are dependent upon us.

Incorrect. I know for a fact that it is sufficient to cause a solar event of mindblowing proportions as I've seen it in a movie about the future, which I believe is far more reliable than quarks. Ha! Point out a quark to me if you can. As soon as you identify aspects of its positional coordinates it's not there anymore! Therefore, huge sun bombs.

[Wynch]

I would just like to state that I am now over 9000 AND Sailor Venus. I will encircle you with my love-beams and take you until you don't remember your own name. Cross me at your own risk.

[Brilliand]

Incorrect. I know for a fact that it is sufficient to cause a solar event of mindblowing proportions as I've seen it in a movie about the future, which I believe is far more reliable than quarks. Ha! Point out a quark to me if you can. As soon as you identify aspects of its positional coordinates it's not there anymore! Therefore, huge sun bombs.

The sun is itself a continually exploding fusion bomb. Any weapon of equal or lesser efficiency would have to be nearly as large as the sun to do much damage. For that purpose, the easiest thing to do would be to collide it with Alpha Centauri, which is no mean feat. However, quark dematerialization should completely annihiliate the matter involved according to E-MC^2, creating an explosion significantly more powerful than a star of similar size. How much power would it take to annihilate the sun? Preliminary calculations indicate that even with quark dematerialization, we would have to use up Mars or some similar planet. Of course, it would make a little more sense to just throw the Manhattan nuke at the moon... that would stand a reasonable chance of making it unusable for a few years. With quark dematerialization, Mt. Everest might be enough to blow up the moon directly.

Our ability to measure something has little to do with its existence. I know that scientists have succeeded in creating quarks from kinetic energy; by the principle of reversibility, quarks can also be converted to kinetic energy, which can of course be converted to other forms of energy.

[munenori2]

Preliminary calculations indicate that even with quark dematerialization, we would have to use up Mars or some similar planet.

Yo momma's so fat we could quark dematerialize her (m)ass and blow up the sun!

Of course, it would make a little more sense to just throw the Manhattan nuke at the moon... that would stand a reasonable chance of making it unusable for a few years. With quark dematerialization, Mt. Everest might be enough to blow up the moon directly.

Yes, but you have to keep in mind the elegance of exploding things. It's not so simple as, "Oh, let me throw me this mountain at your moon lazer lulz." It lacks art. This is like pool, only with big astronomical balls. Waaaay cooler to go for the combo shot.

Our ability to measure something has little to do with its existence. I know that scientists have succeeded in creating quarks from kinetic energy; by the principle of reversibility, quarks can also be converted to kinetic energy, which can of course be converted to other forms of energy.

All I heard was akdfdlkfireadbooksonsaienceandhavenahledgeslakdfjo wekd

[Brilliand]

Yo momma's so fat we could quark dematerialize her (m)ass and blow up the sun!

But her mass is part of the mass of the Earth, so you must weigh a negative amount.

Yes, but you have to keep in mind the elegance of exploding things. It's not so simple as, "Oh, let me throw me this mountain at your moon lazer lulz." It lacks art. This is like pool, only with big astronomical balls. Waaaay cooler to go for the combo shot.

Unless your thumb is in the way. (Interpretation: Blowing up the sun would be suicide)

All I heard was akdfdlkfireadbooksonsaienceandhavenahledgeslakdfjo wekd

Translation: Quark dematerialization is possible.

[tereg]

I would just like to state that I am now over 9000 AND Sailor Venus. I will encircle you with my love-beams and take you until you don't remember your own name. Cross me at your own risk.

J'étais assise avec ma cigarette à la main et je me suis rendu compte que je préférerais t'avoir toi dans la main.

[munenori2]

Unless your thumb is in the way. (Interpretation: Blowing up the sun would be suicide)

Not if I pull a Hugh Jackman on ya.

[Brilliand]

Not if I pull a Hugh Jackman on ya.

How does that protect you from the subsequent void of space? Can you stay in that state forever? What's the point? Mankind would be annihilated anyway. You'd be happier dead.

[munenori2]

How does that protect you from the subsequent void of space? Can you stay in that state forever? What's the point? Mankind would be annihilated anyway. You'd be happier dead.

As you can see, tai chi and buddhism can save you from the cold dead abyss of space. Additionally, happiness is what you make it!

[Warlord]

How does that protect you from the subsequent void of space? Can you stay in that state forever? What's the point? Mankind would be annihilated anyway. You'd be happier dead.

That's why I will store mn0good's love beams in my cosmic cube, that I will turn into babies with my Ouroborean thingamajik stored in a secret location, that will only activate if someone blows up the sun. And I'm wearing my thong of restore-lost-memory-after-two-hours.

It's all going just like I have prophecied.

[Brilliand]

As you can see, tai chi and buddhism can save you from the cold dead abyss of space. Additionally, happiness is what you make it!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-syWl...eature=related

Ah. to the rescue! But wouldn't it make more sense to use your mind powers to turn the moon laser into a peanut? I mean, peanuts are just cool. And yummy. I'm sure buddhism has some rule against annihilating humankind...

[Brilliand]

That's why I will store mn0good's love beams in my cosmic cube, that I will turn into babies with my Ouroborean thingamajik stored in a secret location, that will only activate if someone blows up the sun. And I'm wearing my thong of restore-lost-memory-after-two-hours.

It's all going just like I have prophecied.

How do the babies deal with the loss of the Earth? Babies aren't born with Buddhist mind powers!