The Loki Appreciation Thread aka The Infiltration of Beta by Alpha Thread

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*all the lights suddenly go out as psychotic laughter echos down the Beta corridors*

[xyz]

Off with her head

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She did it. Did it. Did it.

Psst! I may need to utilise your sleuthing expertise to help me get out of here unscathed. Do you have your van on hand?

[xyz]

Psst! I will create a distraction... be patient!

TOO LATE I SLIT HER THROAT

[xyz]

I guess that was Loki's throat that i slit. damn

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Psst! I will create a distraction... be patient!

Ok. *slips into freezer and hides amongst hanging hunks of meat*

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(Don't look at chopin sneaking out!)

you are a genius!!

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*trips over Loki's dead body and falls on face*

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DAMMIT CHOPIN!!
I set up an elaborate escape plan for you
and NOW you decide to trip?!?!?!?!

oy vey.

waaaaaaaaah! waaaaaaaaah! Stop yelling at me (sob sob). I couldn't (sniff) help it.

[theMime.]

waaaaaaaaah! waaaaaaaaah! Stop yelling at me (sob sob). I couldn't (sniff) help it.

Oh it's ok chopin.
*walks over to help her up* *trips and lands on LV's knife*

ooooh blood...PRETTY!!

*passes out*

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Oh it's ok chopin.
*walks over to help her up* *trips and lands on LV's knife*

ooooh blood...PRETTY!!

*passes out*

*stands there in trance-like state watching as pool of blood grows larger and larger* "Must find Cancer. Must find ..." *thump*

[theMime.]

*audience sits on edge of seat*
Will Anamericancer be there in time to save the lives of chopin and Mime?
Tune in to next weeks episode.

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*audience sits on edge of seat*
Will Anamericancer be there in time to save the lives of chopin and Mime?
Tune in to next weeks episode.

You mean this isn't real? *Sits up in amazement and starts to lick tomato sauce off shirt*

[theMime.]

You mean this isn't real? *Sits up in amazement and starts to lick tomato sauce off shirt*

yeah, and LV is completely and totally the work of our special effects and animator crew...I mean come on could anyone that looks like that be real?

[xyz]

yeah, and LV is completely and totally the work of our special effects and animator crew...I mean come on could anyone that looks like that be real?

I would post a pic to scare the lot of you but you know what I look like.

OOGABOOGA

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yeah, and LV is completely and totally the work of our special effects and animator crew...I mean come on could anyone that looks like that be real?

Well - yeah - I mean no ... I mean of course I never really thought that .... Um, so what about this dead body here? It's just a fake? *Rolls body over and discovers it is indeed Loki* AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaargh!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I would post a pic to scare the lot of you but you know what I look like.

Indeed we do.

[theMime.]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Loki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Loki!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just joking! Gotya didn't I. Come on - do you think anyone who looks like that could be real?

[theMime.]

Just joking! Gotya didn't I. Come on - do you think anyone who looks like that could be real?

[theMime.]

chopin you are a genious.