The Alpha WAR
It's us against them...... Pinnochio, your time has come.
The days of polite Alpha sufferance are over. Please add your name on the recruitment list below:
WAR AGAINST ERRORISMS:
Khola
Banana Pancakes
Mn0Good
This public service announcement was brought to you by the letters D and F and the word Antidisestablishmentarianism. Have a fabulous Alpha day!
Hello, my name is Bee. Pleased to meet you .
Sesame Street is clearly Beta.
You're deluded, bee. Wtf.
Originally Posted by Coolanzon
Hello, my name is Bee. Pleased to meet you .
I have no time to be charmed! I have delusions to smash!
*hulk*
Erm.. what does "recruitment" entail?
"Language is the Rubicon that divides man from beast."
I'll stay on the sidelines, but Iban would like to register, and a null pointer will be stepping up to the plate as a disestablishmentarian.
LII-Ne
"Come to think of it, there are already a million monkeys on a million typewriters, and the Usenet is NOTHING like Shakespeare!"
- Blair Houghton
Johari
I like you because you have berries ^_^
Hello, my name is Bee. Pleased to meet you .
All those people in your post are Fi valuing. I will later discredit intertype relations as a typing method, at least, when anyone but me uses it.
ILE-Ti
6w7 sx/sp (low level of confidence)
x
The sixth coalition stopped him:
The seventh coalition...wants him!
ILE "Searcher"
Socionics: ENTp
DCNH: Dominant
--> perhaps Normalizing
Enneagram: 7w6 "Enthusiast"
MBTI: ENTJ "Field Marshall" or ENTP "Inventor"
Astrological sign: Aquarius
To learn, read. To know, write. To master, teach.
woops! Romania is a NATO member too...we can't attack Pinocchio
ILE "Searcher"
Socionics: ENTp
DCNH: Dominant
Enneagram: 7w6 "Enthusiast"
MBTI: ENTJ "Field Marshall" or ENTP "Inventor"
Astrological sign: Aquarius
To learn, read. To know, write. To master, teach.
x
Day one: Banana, Vero and B raise the Seventh Coalition and declare war on Pinocchio
Day two: Gepetto joins P and strikes targets on 7th coalition soil
Day three: Kazakhstan joins the 7th coalition and starts dumping Pinocchio's currency
Day four: Joy starts a "what's my type-thread"
Day five: Djibouti's economy crashes and decides to join P and retaliate on the 7th coalition
Day six: Djibouti's nuclear arseal is launched against 7th coalition strategic targets
Day seven: Captain America joins the 7th coalition
Day eight: P starts to create threads mistyping 7th coalition members. The morale of the coalition members is low
Day nine: FDG joins the coalition and launches a preemptive strike on Romania, Berlusconi style
Day ten: all parties decide to set a truce because no one knows who the enemy is
Day eleven: the undertaker shows up and ends the conflict
Day twelve: after massive casualties and destruction, the good guys prevail, Pinocchio's alternate typings have been deleted and Joy is still to be typed.
Day thirteen:They were all dead. The final shot was an exclamation mark to everything that had led to this point. I released the finger from the trigger and then, it was all over. The storm seemed to lose its frenzy, the ragged clouds gave way to the stars above
ILE "Searcher"
Socionics: ENTp
DCNH: Dominant
Enneagram: 7w6 "Enthusiast"
MBTI: ENTJ "Field Marshall" or ENTP "Inventor"
Astrological sign: Aquarius
To learn, read. To know, write. To master, teach.
that was epic. I hope no one has to see the horrors of an alpha war again.
The saddest ESFj
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