Socionics Migration Proclamation

[Creepy-male]

As most of you hopefully know, I am in Perth for study! As a pleasant coincidence, of course, Huginn is here as well, being a native SandGroper (though thankfully not groping me, being how I'm not of a silicate persuasion).

Anyway, it occurred to us that an interesting exercise might be Freetown Socionicsia (though Isha thinks it would be more "disastrous" than "interesting"). Everyone on the forums should move in together and settle a plot of land as a country dedicated to Socionics. (Isha just asked me if that should also be the state religion; I said yes. (Isha also wishes to add that Lev Kamensky can be the bishop.)

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And it'll be great for all the loner LIIs, actually finally getting to mingle with other people Alphas. And it'll be great for Guls, getting to mingle with all my beloved LIIs :3

[Brilliand]

And the type/gender ratios? Would every type have a nearly equal number of duals of the opposite sex available? I think not! Grouping together into a Socionics community would be sort of good, but it would have to be very open and temporary, due to the above problem.

[1981slater]

Crazy stuff

India: 1 / (extroverted intuition)



Japan:

[1981slater]

So, what are we?

Socionics Citizens?

[Shagbag The Wizard]

Socionese?

[jughead]

Just test everyone you already live with, new roomates, or go big brother and go to a community living place. This suggestion is pure alpha bunk.

[Shagbag The Wizard]

By law, citizens would have to contribute to society according to the following prescribed criteria:



ILEs - shall be solely responsible for all technological progress of the colony. All ideas, no matter how unorthodox and incomprehensible to the idiotic masses shall immediately receive full state funding for further development, being utterly entrusted to their judgment and supervision without question.


SEIs - shall constitute the entire staff for all beauty spas, salons and health resorts, ensuring all Socionites remain beautiful and stress-free at all times.


LIIs - shall perform all dreary administrative functions of business and government that nobody else wants to do.


ESEs and EIEs - responsible for meeting all music, literary and other entertainment needs of the colony.


SLEs - shall comprise the entire national sports team for every sport, ensuring that we win every Olympics and world championship series on the planet.


IEIs - shall ensure all Socionites are fully equipped with the latest fashions, as well as up to speed on all the latest celeb gossip and stupid trends that everyone will later be totally embarrassed to admit to having actually bought into.


LSIs - will comprise the entire law-enforcement personnel of the colony, virtually eliminating crime.


SLIs - shall build everything, and see to all the shitty maintenance tasks.


IEEs - shall assume full responsibility for the psychological well-being of the populace, ensuring all socionites are achieving their full potential, as well as running the immigration bureau, screening all potential candidates to ensure that only the best and brightest are allowed to join us.


LSEs - shall constitute the entire armed forces, keeping the colony safe from terrorists, pirates, and extraterrestrials. Equipped with the latest technological abominations provided by our ILE scientists, our military remains invincible. "The only safe enemy is a dead enemy."


EIIs - shall be the school teachers and ministers of the state religion. They shall also be the Socionic ambassadors to every nation, fulfilling our foreign policy of quiet diplomacy through guilt and covert emotional manipulation.


ESIs - shall assume full medical oversight of the colony, as well as all culinary and domestic duties during their evenings, weekends and lunchbreaks. Thanks to them, no stomach in the colony is left empty, no ass left unwiped, and no toilet left unbleached, scrubbed and delicately scented with rose petals.


LIEs - shall fill all the obscenely overpaid top-level managerial positions in every company, guaranteeing the perpetual economic prosperity of the colony. Thanks to them, "tough times" for Socionites means driving mercs instead of porsches.


SEEs - shall run all spheres of government with total unanimous agreement in both houses on every issue of legislation, for example taking over zimbabwe, iran and afghanistan using our kick-ass LSE military. The world can thank us later.


ILIs - shall prevent the colonists from becoming too happy and overconfident with their porsches, spas, sparkling toilets, olympic records, and newly acquired foreign territory, keeping them firmly grounded in the reality that they will all die soon anyway.

[Kalinoche buenanoche]

japan is so fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine is it alpha?

[Brilliand]

By law, citizens would have to contribute to society according to the following prescribed criteria:



ILEs - shall be solely responsible for all technological progress of the colony. All ideas, no matter how unorthodox and incomprehensible to the idiotic masses shall immediately receive full state funding for further development, being utterly entrusted to their judgment and supervision without question.


SEIs - shall constitute the entire staff for all beauty spas, salons and health resorts, ensuring all Socionites remain beautiful and stress-free at all times.


LIIs - shall perform all dreary administrative functions of business and government that nobody else wants to do.


ESEs and EIEs - responsible for meeting all music, literary and other entertainment needs of the colony.


SLEs - shall comprise the entire national sports team for every sport, ensuring that we win every Olympics and world championship series on the planet.


IEIs - shall ensure all Socionites are fully equipped with the latest fashions, as well as up to speed on all the latest celeb gossip and stupid trends that everyone will later be totally embarrassed to admit to having actually bought into.


LSIs - will comprise the entire law-enforcement personnel of the colony, virtually eliminating crime.


SLIs - shall build everything, and see to all the shitty maintenance tasks.


IEEs - shall assume full responsibility for the psychological well-being of the populace, ensuring all socionites are achieving their full potential, as well as running the immigration bureau, screening all potential candidates to ensure that only the best and brightest are allowed to join us.


LSEs - shall constitute the entire armed forces, keeping the colony safe from terrorists, pirates, and extraterrestrials. Equipped with the latest technological abominations provided by our ILE scientists, our military remains invincible. "The only safe enemy is a dead enemy."


EIIs - shall be the school teachers and ministers of the state religion. They shall also be the Socionic ambassadors to every nation, fulfilling our foreign policy of quiet diplomacy through guilt and covert emotional manipulation.


ESIs - shall assume full medical oversight of the colony, as well as all culinary and domestic duties during their evenings, weekends and lunchbreaks. Thanks to them, no stomach in the colony is left empty, no ass left unwiped, and no toilet left unbleached, scrubbed and delicately scented with rose petals.


LIEs - shall fill all the obscenely overpaid top-level managerial positions in every company, guaranteeing the perpetual economic prosperity of the colony. Thanks to them, "tough times" for Socionites means driving mercs instead of porsches.


SEEs - shall run all spheres of government with total unanimous agreement in both houses on every issue of legislation, for example taking over zimbabwe, iran and afghanistan using our kick-ass LSE military. The world can thank us later.


ILIs - shall prevent the colonists from becoming too happy and overconfident with their porsches, spas, sparkling toilets, olympic records, and newly acquired foreign territory, keeping them firmly grounded in the reality that they will all die soon anyway.

I can almost see the conflict relations.

japan is so fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine is it alpha?

Either that or Beta.

[xerx]

I already had this idea:

http://www.the16types.info/vbulletin...es-nation.html

[Brilliand]

I already had this idea:

http://www.the16types.info/vbulletin...es-nation.html

...

You were more concise about it, though.

[electric sheep]

Only if I get to be president of Alpha Quadrant.

[Brilliand]

Only if I get to be president of Alpha Quadrant.

Naw, we're a Bureaucracy backed by a Sociocracy. Or vice-versa....

[electric sheep]

Naw, we're a Bureaucracy backed by a Sociocracy. Or vice-versa....

Damn it, there better be something called Alpha Quadrant and I better be president of it.

[Creepy-male]

^I swear that looked like a moustache to me at first.

[Brilliand]

Damn it, there better be something called Alpha Quadrant and I better be president of it.

Okay, you're president of the upper left-hand corner of your last post. You can have the rest of that post and all of your other posts too, if you want. Unfortunately the Alpha Quadrants of other people's posts are off-limits, but at least you're president of some of them.

[Creepy-Pied Piper]

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