The LLI
Similar to the EEE type, the LLI type is very punctual. A man of this type is naturally the best.
Both a master of theories and their practical application, he is a connoseur of ideas and thought. He thinks in numbers, and may actually think in binary, though this hasn't been confirmed scientifically (see "Creative Extensions of the Logical Logical Introvert").
The LLI does not care about your feelings, so do not smile or do anything really. He will frown at you in silent disapproval no matter what you do, but you decrease the probability of spontaneous sociopathic rampages if you do not offer the LLI a reason to begin one. Actually, due to his realistically unrealistic demands of your character, you will probably be the cause of his sociopathy whether you like it or not. A lot.
Generally, you should not make friends with men of this type; they may kill you. Females, on the other hand, can be re-programmed using a small switchboard located just under the skin of their lower back*. If you get that far, you deserve it. Unless you program her to kill you, in which case you probably deserve that too.
*it is important to note that the majority of female babies of this type died in the native American genocide which led to a decline in their frequency, but a few died in the holocaust too, resulting in an increase in their wavelength. And it is estimated that approximately 3 perished in the Armenian massacres, decreasing the speed of light by about 3 quarts; it has led many notable neo nazi gurus to hypothesize that the preservation of this species of homosuperior is necessary for the continued stability of the universe.
Under rare and threatening circumstances, the LLI will transform into a small fruit to avoid capture*. This is the leading cause of death in the LLI sociotype, as they often experience anxiety and feel threatened by the presence of anyone but themselves; death by accidental trampling occurs shortly thereafter.
*there have been rare occurrences in which the LLI has transformed into an olive which have reportedly coincided with UFO sightings in the northeastern part of Russia.
To wrap things up, the LLI is a naturally remarkable creature, transcending the limits of the present human species. It is prophesied (by an IEI of relatively little acclaim unaffiliated with any LLI) that they will reprogram themselves into digital matter and take over part of Australia. It is common for an EEE to be naturally attracted to specific parts of Australia for its magnetic properties. see;
If the LLI could be summed up in one sentence, it wouldn't be this one .
No need to thank me for my contribution my friends, I shall tirelessly allot more time to delineate the EEE sociotype, for I am sure that Jungusta intended to include it in the master theory. Nay, I am certain of it. Off I go, for the good of mankind!
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