I will start:
-10,000 B.C
-Taxi Driver
More to come.
Worst movies of all time
I will start:
-10,000 B.C
-Taxi Driver
More to come.
I've heard like 4 people shit on 10,000 BC. Up to this point I'd never even heard of the movie. Was it that bad Jessica?
"Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."
- Voltaire
Just off the top of my head --
Dr. Black, Mr. Hyde
The Wild Wild West (with Will Smith)
The Three Musketeers (the 1993 version with Tim Curry)
Highlander II
, LIE, ENTj logical subtype, 8w9 sx/sp
Originally Posted by implied
I thought the worse movie ever was "The Mummy". But then they had to make this...
Thanks for the warning. So, why was it bad?
Films I thought were bad:
currently, I can only remember
-snakes on a plane
INTp
sx/sp
For me it was Norbit
And worse still that I was forced into watching this piece of garbage.
Supergirl was bad but nowhere near that ^
Last edited by xyz; 03-10-2008 at 07:47 PM. Reason: I'm emberrased even admitting I saw that.
"Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."
- Voltaire
Without a doubt the worst movie i have ever seen...ever. I took the day off work to see it too and wow it was bad. I walked out, I couldn't last to the end. The trailor made it look a million and one times better than it was. Just watch the previews and you've just watched the best moments in the entire film. Do not see it.
...
Last edited by Suomea; 10-17-2008 at 12:06 AM.
Suomea
Good call.
I'd include Superman IV, too.
lol. quite true.
That reminds me. I didn't like a lot of Eddie Murphy's films. Can't remember the titles though.
Umm supergirl? I remember watching it, but don't remember it at all. That's gotta mean something.
And the Scream series. Bad.
INTp
sx/sp
The last Eddie Murphy movie I genuwinely thought was funny was Coming To America.
Last edited by xyz; 03-10-2008 at 08:06 PM.
"Those who make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities..."
- Voltaire
Mines of Kilimanjaro, 1987
I'm not sure if it was meant to be as bad as it was, or if it was just a big joke. Either way, I can't stop laughing, just thinking about it.
Monster's Ball. Pretentious trash.
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.”
― Anais Nin
Yeah, definitely bad.
“Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust.”
And the Scream series. Bad.
I actually liked the first one but the rest were horrible. Generally all sequels are.
Terminator II was good! I could name more.
The Ten
Unleashed
Election
Phantoms
Premonition
The Secret
From Dusk Till Dawn
Beerfest
Bulworth
The Benchwarmers
Babel
I'm sure I'll think of more later. It's interesting that 10,000 BC sounds so horrid. My mom is really on a kick to go see it soon, though she never blinks in the face of bad reviews.
Moonlight will fall
Winter will end
Harvest will come
Your heart will mend
Back to the Future II was better than I. (Don't laugh.)
Same for Star Wars, Godfather,.... Actually, in most trilogies I like the 2nd movie best.
EII; E6(w5)
i am flakey
Ok. MST3K movies.
But they're bad in the sense that they're hilariously bad.
PUMA MAN
Squirm
The Thing that Couldn't Die
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
I could go on...
INFj
9w1 sp/sx
Ugh, yes. Before they're injected with funny, they are some of the worst stuff ever. Particular lovelies are (roughly, too lazy to double check the titles):
Manos: Hands of Fate
I Accuse My Parents
Santa Claus and the Martians
Moonlight will fall
Winter will end
Harvest will come
Your heart will mend
Tremors III
Fun with Dick and Jane
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
--Theodore Roosevelt
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
-- Mark Twain
"Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in."
-- Confucius
Mars Attacks
Super Mario Bros (The movie)
"Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat."
--Theodore Roosevelt
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
-- Mark Twain
"Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in."
-- Confucius
Oooh, forgot about those bombs.
Moonlight will fall
Winter will end
Harvest will come
Your heart will mend
There was one pretty crazy/hot scene in that movie...
This movie was Horrible. +100
lol no way... Mars Attacks! was some good shitThere was one pretty crazy/hot scene in that movie...
This movie was Horrible. +100
*For those of us who've never done drugs... your view may be a bit skewed...rofl.lol no way... Mars Attacks! was some good shit
you people have no culture*For those of us who've never done drugs... your view may be a bit skewed...rofl.
It involved Billy Bob Thornton and Halle Berry....There was one pretty crazy/hot scene in that movie...
Last edited by Kim; 03-11-2008 at 02:09 AM.
“Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.”
― Anais Nin
I nominate any movie with Jennifer Lopez as being completely worthless.
....and all the batman movies except the first one.
+++
The worst movie ever made is White Chicks.
By that you mean this:
Or this:
Last edited by Warlord; 03-11-2008 at 04:09 AM.
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
What are you talking about? That movie never existed.
Johari Box"Alpha Quadra subforum. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi
that Paris Hilton video
How come I have it on VHS then
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
I thought it was genius how they totally rewrote the storyHow come I have it on VHS then
Stop spreading lies, Warlord. You merely have a fan rendition of a hypothetical Highlander II movie that otherwise never existed.How come I have it on VHS then
Johari Box"Alpha Quadra subforum. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious." ~Obi-Wan Kenobi
They were still trickier with Hammerfilms Frankenstein movies. Although Frankenstein movies continue where the previous one ended, they contradict the ones before the previous one.I thought it was genius how they totally rewrote the story
...the human race will disappear. Other races will appear and disappear in turn. The sky will become icy and void, pierced by the feeble light of half-dead stars. Which will also disappear. Everything will disappear. And what human beings do is just as free of sense as the free motion of elementary particles. Good, evil, morality, feelings? Pure 'Victorian fictions'.
INTp
Manos Hands of Fate was pretty Fn bad
Death to Smoochy
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