A personal ad that attracted an ENTp

[confused84]

I occasionally browse through some of those dating sites. It's a great way of practicing typing and VI, when I came across this profile that made my heart melt.

Perhaps she is simulating my suggestive function.

http://www.rsvp.com.au/profile/displ...ss&uid=1276095

[Lotus]

Maybe it's because I'm straight... but she doesn't do a thing for me.

[Mediator Kam]

^big big lie^

Can't you just feel the emenating off her?

[jewels]

that's sweet! you should write to her. She looks like a nice person.

[confused84]

Call me weird but I am only attracted to my Duals now.

I my opinion the best looking women are SEI.

[Rubicon]

Call me weird but I am only attracted to my Duals now.

I my opinion the best looking women are SEI.

that woman in the ad sure sounds like an SEI

[Ezra]

This woman in the ad sure sounds like an SEI.

[confused84]

This woman in the ad sure sounds like an SEI.

Thats why I won't get involved with her.

[Rubicon]

This woman in the ad sure sounds like an SEI.

Nah - more ESFp

[Garmonbozia]

"I love anything I can dance to... including dance music."

Uhh....

[Lotus]

Call me weird but I am only attracted to my Duals now.

I'm not.

[machintruc]

This woman in the ad sure sounds like an SEI.

Looks like SLI rather. All SLI's are sex addicts

[Lotus]

Looks like SLI rather. All SLI's are sex addicts

I've heard differently.

[Mediator Kam]

I'm not.

//This program will check if Allie is worthy. The worthiness depends on the
//implementation of your system. Refer to your system manual for details. If 
//Allie is worthy, Yusef will remove himself from the world.

Girl allie=new Girl("Dra","unkool");
Boy yusef=new Boy("Yuse","just plain fly");

//If the greatBoon method is false, the check method will return a 
//boolean stating if the allie object is sad or not.
//However, if the greatBoon method is true, the check method will
//return a boolean stating if the yusef object is alive or not.

public boolean check()
{
   if (!allie.greatBoon)
     {
      yusef.laugh();
      return allie.isSad();
     } 
   else if (allie.greatBoon)
    {
        allie.laugh();
        yusef.removeSelfFromWorld("drowning");
        return yusef.isLiving();
    }
}

[Lotus]

I don't understand code.
It's harder than Spanish... and you know how much I hate Spanish, dear.

[Mediator Kam]

I even added documentation..... ):

[Lotus]

Translate please

[Brilliand]

//This program will check if Allie is worthy. The worthiness depends on the
//implementation of your system. Refer to your system manual for details. If 
//Allie is worthy, Yusef will remove himself from the world.

Girl allie=new Girl("Dra","unkool");
Boy yusef=new Boy("Yuse","just plain fly");

//If the greatBoon method is false, the check method will return a 
//boolean stating if the allie object is sad or not.
//However, if the greatBoon method is true, the check method will
//return a boolean stating if the yusef object is alive or not.

public boolean check()
{
   if (!allie.greatBoon())
     {
      yusef.laugh();
      return allie.isSad();
     } 
   else if (allie.greatBoon())
    {
        allie.laugh();
        yusef.removeSelfFromWorld("drowning");
        return yusef.isLiving();
    }
}

You forgot your parenthesis - I've done that before myself.

[Mediator Kam]

You're right I missed the ending ones around the if statements. ): I always do that.

well I make two objects, one for you and one for me.

Then I check if a method under your object is true, if it is, you laugh and I drown myself, then the method checks if I am still alive. But if it's false, I laugh at you and you turn sad.

[Lotus]

You're right I missed the ending ones around the if statements. ): I always do that.

well I make two objects, one for you and one for me.

Then I check if a method under your object is true, if it is, you laugh and I drown myself, then the method checks if I am still alive. But if it's false, I laugh at you and you turn sad.

Translate that too

[Mediator Kam]

you kinda need to know how to program to understand what I did.

but the end result was that you either turn sad or I kill myself.

[Lotus]

you kinda need to know how to program to understand what I did.

but the end result was that you either turn sad or I kill myself.

Yo, the acronym in your quote has a st-studder!

bahahahaha

[Mediator Kam]

I noticed that and changed it.

You don't need to point that out omg Ima run that program now bai.

[Brilliand]

Translate that too

There is a girl named Allie who is "Dra" and "unkool" (I can't interpret those without other files)
There is a boy named Yusef who is "Yuse" and "just plain fly"

To check:
-If Allie is not a great boon:
--Yusef laughs
--Check whether Allie is sad
-If Allie is a great boon:
--Allie laughs
--Yusef removes himself from the world via "drowning" (whatever that is)
--Check whether Yusef is still alive

(It strikes me as odd that "check" is basically a question)

Now I'll translate that (with some of my own interpretations).

-Allie is a girl
-Yusef is a boy
-If Allie is not a great boon, she should be sad.
-Otherwise, Yusef will drown himself, and should be dead afterwards.

[Brilliand]

I noticed that and changed it.

You don't need to point that out omg Ima run that program now bai.

For that, you need the "Girl" and "Boy classes. Also, you need to put that code inside a class... I just realized you forgot that. Everything needs to be in a class in Java.

What does "Dra" mean anyway?

[Lotus]

Okay, I give up. I don't understand this story.
I fail.

[Mediator Kam]

That was an excellent parsing of my code Brilland. I love you.

btw I passed "drowning" as a parameter to the method that removes Yusef.

[Brilliand]

Okay, I give up. I don't understand this story.
I fail.

NOOOO! I have failed again! I am a failure at explaining things!

That was an excellent parsing of my code Brilland. I love you.

Thank you.

btw I passed "drowning" as a parameter to the method that removes Yusef.

Yes... I thought I translated that appropriately. It's like the method uses the word "drowning" to do what it's supposed to do.

[Mediator Kam]

For that, you need the "Girl" and "Boy classes. Also, you need to put that code inside a class... I just realized you forgot that. Everything needs to be in a class in Java.

What does "Dra" mean anyway?

I didn't feel like writing out the entire class definition brother. It was just a code snippet.

Dra was her nickname, as Yuse is for me.

[confused84]

Wow this thread went down hill real quick.

[Mediator Kam]

it's always my fault too.

[confused84]

it's always my fault too.

I forgive you.

[Mediator Kam]

I wasn't saying sorry. I am proud of my rickrollin'

[confused84]

"I love anything I can dance to... including dance music."

Uhh....

Lol

This is why I hate the English Language.

[Brilliand]

Wow this thread went down hill real quick.

You call Java downhill?

[confused84]

I wasn't saying sorry. I am proud of my rickrollin'

I still forgive you.

[Mediator Kam]

Who wants to become a Perl hacker with me?

Java is getting old Brill. Bring back Fortran 95!

[confused84]

You call Java downhill?

Yes, I prefer green tea it speeds up the metabolism, thats less cardio I have to do.

[Brilliand]

Who wants to become a Perl hacker with me?

Java is getting old Brill. Bring back Fortran 95!

Hypertalk. Loved that language... it was like speaking English.

[Mediator Kam]

Hypertalk. Loved that language... it was like speaking English.

homie pascal was english entirely. It was so weird writing the same program in C and it being half the work.