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    Take a look at my class for instance. It's a humanities class.

    There are 20 people in my class.

    10 are ISTp's. 2 are ENFp's. 1 Estj. 1 ESFp and 1 INTp. 1 lonely ISFp. 1 ESFj and 1 INTj. 2 unidentified types, 1 of which probably belongs to delta.

    That's 13 from delta, 2 from alpha, and 3 from gamma. The other two fit very well into delta but we'll just let them orbit around for awhile first.

    Man just look at the statistics alone (and based on fallacious thinking) delta will take over the world!
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    is your humanities class plotting world domination or something?
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    what the hell?
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    Umm.. Lucky you?
    Never in my life have I been surrounded by THAT many Deltas.
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    Ten ISTps in a humanities class is really alot.
    On a side note, I think Betas are usually more interested with the idea of world domination.
    Deltas couldn't care less.
    I don't think Deltas are very common in class settings over here. In fact, they are the minority.

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    If Delta gets humanities, Alpha gets math.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehotelambush
    If Delta gets humanities, Alpha gets math.
    That is so funny. I can just see your ESE now, "Honey dont forget your calculator and pocket protector!" as you scurry off to reek havok with algorithms, measurements and logical assumptions. Mwahahahahhahahahhah

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    go to a ski lodge you'll meet plenty of deltas, and most of them will be assholes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by heath
    go to a ski lodge you'll meet plenty of deltas, and most of them will be assholes.
    I don't get the joke. Why does a ski lodge have a lot of deltas and why are most of them assholes?

    Now I know why Delta is a minority here: we don't snow here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eunice
    Quote Originally Posted by heath
    go to a ski lodge you'll meet plenty of deltas, and most of them will be assholes.
    I don't get the joke. Why does a ski lodge have a lot of deltas and why are most of them assholes?

    Now I know why Delta is a minority here: we don't snow here.
    it's an observation, not a joke, or something you have to get. If you understood midwest american culture you'd know the type.
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    Must be a pretty quiet class...
    Other than the fact that one particular ENFp and the most loserish ISTp in our class gets physically abused (lovingly in every single way possible) everyday...

    you have no idea.



    Ski lodges are places where ISTp's would love to hang out and most lonely ISTp's are jerks. Like me. I feel like kneeing you in the face right now but I can't because I'm too nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eunice
    On a side note, I think Betas are usually more interested with the idea of world domination.
    Deltas couldn't care less.
    Yeah, all the deltas are just trying to have a lifetime of fun. Dont worry though, even if those betas did achieve world domination the deltas wouldn't care anyway.

    beta: "we now control you and your lands, hahahaha"
    delta: "oh ok, now where did I put that film, here it is yay" *runs off to get poporn*

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    Quote Originally Posted by flower
    Quote Originally Posted by eunice
    On a side note, I think Betas are usually more interested with the idea of world domination.
    Deltas couldn't care less.
    Yeah, all the deltas are just trying to have a lifetime of fun. Dont worry though, even if those betas did achieve world domination the deltas wouldn't care anyway.

    beta: "we now control you and your lands, hahahaha"
    delta: "oh ok, now where did I put that film, here it is yay" *runs off to get poporn*

    quite true.
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    Don't forget the nachos, with lotsa lotsa cheese
    She is wise
    beyond words
    beautiful within
    her soul
    brighter than
    the sun
    lovelier than
    love
    dreams larger
    than life
    and does not
    understand the
    meaning of no.
    Because everything
    through her, and in her, is
    "Yes, it will be done."


    Why I love LSEs:
    Quote Originally Posted by Abbie
    A couple years ago I was put in charge of decorating the college for Valentine's Day. I made some gorgeous, fancy decorations from construction paper, glue, scissors, and imagination. Then I covered a couple cabinets with them. But my favorite was the diagram of a human heart I put up. So romantic!

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