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    hey cornballs! remember Lionel Ritchie, the Carpenters and/or Engelbert Humperdinck? well neither do i. still, this is a thread about your secret favourite sugarcoated sissy tearjerker. share your shameful ipod emo song and/or priviledged subject of guffaws at cocktail parties. let's have a laugh*!

    mine is Jermaine Jackson's 1984 mega-hit Do What You Do When You Did What You Did When You Said What You Said When You...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIi1jMVSBrA



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    Never going to dance again- George Michael.

    There is also one that goes "I'll never let you go". It is sung by a male with large hair and varnish on his nails. It is from the 80's and my eyes widened during the part of the video where his pants nearly split.
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    Cyndi Lauper's "Time after time" has gotten to me ever since I was little *sniff

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZYxsUDZQ4Q
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    Oh . . .

    Truly by Lionel Richie

    [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=vWdcwwYvWi0[/youtube]
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    bon jovi - bed of roses
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    Damn you for encouraging our sick and pathetic ways! My pubescent-cheezy-horny-love-eww-gross years are all wrapped up in this song...

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ-FPYm1-QQ[/youtube]


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    I once wasted a month crying to Onitsuka Chihiro's "Infection" because I related so much to the lyrics. It's a sick love song
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    Do love songs about loving Samael count? If they do, then mine is Asilos Magdalena, a Spanish song about the love for Samael (The lyrics go, "Estrella de la mañana, Samael te persigo a ti, y si me quedo sin alas, ademas me muero por ti" which means, "Morning star, Samael I persue you, and if I remain without wings, I will also die for you").
    MAYBE I'LL BREAK DOWN!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    Do love songs about loving Samael count? If they do, then mine is Asilos Magdalena, a Spanish song about the love for Samael (The lyrics go, "Estrella de la mañana, Samael te persigo a ti, y si me quedo sin alas, ademas me muero por ti" which means, "Morning star, Samael I persue you, and if I remain without wings, I will also die for you").
    Rocky's a witch! Burn him! Buuuuuuuurn him!

    They are not really emotionally gut-wrenching songs, but I must have listened to "After the Fall" and "This is Who You Are" by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra close to a million times in a row (or 36, according to Last.FM) when I first acquired "Beethoven's Last Night" . And "Music Box Blues", also a great song by them.
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    I am surprise this crap has not been mentioned yet ...

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5jWq5dwVo[/youtube]

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    Quote Originally Posted by rpbailey
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    Do love songs about loving Samael count? If they do, then mine is Asilos Magdalena, a Spanish song about the love for Samael (The lyrics go, "Estrella de la mañana, Samael te persigo a ti, y si me quedo sin alas, ademas me muero por ti" which means, "Morning star, Samael I persue you, and if I remain without wings, I will also die for you").
    Rocky's a witch! Burn him! Buuuuuuuurn him!
    Whose to say that loving Samael is any less pure then loving another person? I could argue it's even more real.
    MAYBE I'LL BREAK DOWN!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    Quote Originally Posted by rpbailey
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    Do love songs about loving Samael count? If they do, then mine is Asilos Magdalena, a Spanish song about the love for Samael (The lyrics go, "Estrella de la mañana, Samael te persigo a ti, y si me quedo sin alas, ademas me muero por ti" which means, "Morning star, Samael I persue you, and if I remain without wings, I will also die for you").
    Rocky's a witch! Burn him! Buuuuuuuurn him!
    Whose to say that loving Samael is any less pure then loving another person? I could argue it's even more real.
    I was just kidding, no one really wants to burn anyone else.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocky
    Do love songs about loving Samael count? If they do, then mine is Asilos Magdalena, a Spanish song about the love for Samael (The lyrics go, "Estrella de la mañana, Samael te persigo a ti, y si me quedo sin alas, ademas me muero por ti" which means, "Morning star, Samael I persue you, and if I remain without wings, I will also die for you").
    Realmente es: "also im dying for you".

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    Sometimes - Britney Spears.

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    um...cheesy according to?
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    [21:29] hitta: idealism is just the gap between the thought of death
    [21:29] hitta: and not dying
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    Quote Originally Posted by Clover
    um...cheesy according to?
    alert! alert! security breach! serious people in this thread!
    according to you of course! it doesn't have to be a personal favourite. just a song you deem to be of particularly bad taste. you think i like Jermaine and his insipid song?
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    Quote Originally Posted by little red riding hood
    Quote Originally Posted by Clover
    um...cheesy according to?
    alert! alert! security breach! serious people in this thread!
    according to you of course! it doesn't have to be a personal favourite. just a song you deem to be of particularly bad taste. you think i like Jermaine and his insipid song?

    i don't have one =/
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    [21:29] hitta: idealism is just the gap between the thought of death
    [21:29] hitta: and not dying
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    That's a good one too, Gilly!
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    where would this thread be without the ultimate cheese-combo:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUWHlpWIfhY
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slacker Mom
    That's a good one too, Gilly!
    No it's not...that's the point

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQqAsctrS4U

    i feel sad with thsi song...

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGf0sZEB6Pc[/youtube]

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    Default Die Partei hat immer recht.

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    Depeche Mode ~ Surrender

    Laying on your holy bed
    by the hallowed door
    Feeling like an infidel
    Not worthy of your call
    Tempted by your innocence
    Beckoned to my fate
    I won't face the consequence
    I wouldn't hesitate

    I'm a man of flesh and bone
    Rapture, rushing through my veins
    Passion, flaming, in my heart
    Heavenly surrender once again, yeah

    Shackled like an animal
    Chained to my desires
    Just another sacrifice
    To love's eternal fires
    Tame me with your tenderness
    And break my brittle heart
    Easily and elegantly
    Tear my world apart

    I'm a man of flesh and bone
    Rapture, rushing through my vains
    Passion, flaming, in my heart
    Heavenly surrender once again, yeah

    We're living in a world full of illusion
    Everything is so unreal
    My mind is in a state of confusion
    But I can't deny the way I feel

    I'm a man of flesh and bone
    Rapture, rushing through my veins
    Passion, flaming, in my heart
    Heavenly surrender

    I'm a man of flesh and bone
    Rapture, rushing through my veins
    Passion, flaming, in my heart, yeah
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    I can see why Tom Jones was so popular when he was young.

    And Erasure is one of my all-time favorite bands! Depeche Mode too, actually.

    This is a good thread.
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    "Ambulance"

    Your slim frame
    Your eager eyes
    And your wild mane
    Oh they keep me where I belong
    All wrapped up in wrong

    You're to blame
    For wasted words of sad refrain
    Oh let them take me where they may
    Believe me when I say

    Oh I will be your accident
    If you will be my ambulance
    I will be your screech and crash if you will be my crutch and cast
    I will be your one more time if you will be my one last chance
    So fall for me

    Your slime frame
    Your simple stare
    And your wrong wrong name
    They keep me where I belong
    All strung out in song

    While I so tamed
    Where we can shoot other vines through your good name
    Sip sweet from nights deep wells
    And watch are garden swim as our seeds are soaked
    While overgrown
    You will see
    Hearts colors change like leaves

    Oh sweet sweet dream fall for me
    Fall fast fall free fall for me
    Because
    Oh I will be your ambulance
    If you will be my accident
    I will be your screech and crash if you will be my crutch and cast
    And I will be your one more time if you will be my one last chance
    So sweet dream fall with me
    Fall fast fall free fall with me

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    This is top of my list.

    "When I ought to be thinking of heaven he will nail me to earth"

     







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    And so so many more.

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    This (cover) song is probably the greatest song ever written about sexual intercourse during a nuclear holocaust.

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    I'll keep you posted once I hear or recall something more cheesy.











    (this song is allegedly built along an extended metaphor for heroin ... so a love song only on the surface )
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    Nice thread


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    "When I ought to be thinking of heaven he will nail me to earth"

     







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    her voice is powerful!
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