New way to type people

[Slava]

Heres a way one might type someone....

Read the following statements and put a check next to the ones that caused the most discomfort.

a) I don't like you
b) Why can't you appreciate anything
c) You look a bit sick what the hell do you eat
d) You're such a helpless bum, and you dress like one too
e) Oh this crazy thing happened the other day... I'll tell you another time
f) You are so damn gullible
g) Are you sober? Just checking.
h) You are such a screw up in life, I read about people like you

a) ESTP ENTP (then identify N/S)
b) INTP ISTP (then identify N/S)
c) INTJ INFJ (then identify T/F)
d) ENTJ ENFJ (then identify T/F)
e) ESFP ENFP (then identify N/S)
f) ISTJ ISFJ (then identify T/F)
g) ISFP INFP (then identify N/S)
h) ESTJ ESFJ (then identify T/F)

[metaiwan]

I chose A

[Cone]

I don't even get E. It sounds like something I say to people all the time.

For the other choices, I couldn't really choose.

[Slava]

I sorta just threw that list together in 5 min, it would need mroe careful design but its just a basic concept showing hwo you can tell that cewrtaint ypes get suspicious or offended by certain statements that mean nothing to other types. I think that playing music with specific controvercial lyrics is also a good way to get reactions to statements, and not be responsible for actually saying them. If they ask why u listen to it be like... oh i just liek the beat

Lets make a song list compilation that disses specific types. 16 tracks, then burn a cd

[discourse]

I don't trust typeing people by some facts. People are much more complex and they can eve look like another type first ,when you meet someone. That's why I also came out with this idea of makeing the test to find out your Socionics relationship with someone. If you take a test to find out your type and also take a test to find out your relationships with others, then you could have some more accuracy in your results. F.e if you score entp and relationship test tells you that you have activity relations with your isfj mother, then you should concider that something is wrong with you or your mothers type.

[MysticSonic]

F, as that usually denotes that they've tricked me in some way...

[Creepy-]

None of them caused much discomfort but I choose D as it's one area where criticism actually affects me.

[science as magic]

Let's just say I didn't even come close to the INTj one. Why are you attacking the hidden agenda? Shouldn't you be attacking polr?

[Creepy-]

I chose A.

Ah ha!! Your weakness is revealed!

I don't like you!!

*dances on *

Are you being sarcastic?

As always :wink:

[Rocky]

I chose A.

Ah ha!! Your weakness is revealed!

I don't like you!!

^^ Hey Steve, what the hell were you thinking letting people see you wear a shirt like that? You look like you lost a bet.

(Yeah, attaking the PoLR is much better than attacking the hidden agenda. )

[Koneko]

c) You look a bit sick what the hell do you eat

Odd, it -works- for me, I really HATE that phrase. I'd answer with a shotgun right at the speaker's face. I get a real desire to spread brains all over the place along with the slang "None of your business".

(INFj going oddly all of a sudden)

[The Exception]

I starred the ones that would cause me the most discomfort.

*a) I don't like you*
b) Why can't you appreciate anything
c) You look a bit sick what the hell do you eat
*d) You're such a helpless bum, and you dress like one too*
e) Oh this crazy thing happened the other day... I'll tell you another time
*f) You are so damn gullible*
g) Are you sober? Just checking.
*h) You are such a screw up in life, I read about people like you*

H would probably bother me the most, followed by D.
I'd probably take G as a joke.

Laura
INTj

[Typeless Wonder]

F would bother me the most by far. I can think of many embarassing situations where I've had similiar statements thrown at me.

[Kristiina]

I starred the ones that would cause me the most discomfort.

*a) I don't like you*
b) Why can't you appreciate anything
c) You look a bit sick what the hell do you eat
*d) You're such a helpless bum, and you dress like one too*
e) Oh this crazy thing happened the other day... I'll tell you another time
*f) You are so damn gullible*
g) Are you sober? Just checking.
*h) You are such a screw up in life, I read about people like you*

H would probably bother me the most, followed by D.
I'd probably take G as a joke.

Laura
INTj

Absolutely totally agree! H was the most bothering and D was next. I don't understand C. I don't really care if I look sick. Maybe I couldn't get any sleep because I had more important things to do. I have my priorities and looking healthy isn't my first. .. I don't intentionally eat health food. Spoiled food disgusts me but otherwise I eat almost anything. I like blood-sausage (almost national food), I've eaten frog-legs (mmm...tasty!), I love so many different mushrooms etc. I like to try different foods. The only bothering aspect of the sentence was my attitude towards the imaginary person saying it, "Who the hell are you to tell me how I should look like or what I should eat. Mind your own business!"
My first prioririty is being successful - it really annoys me if someone doesn't think I'm successful. If someone tells me stuff like H and D, I might be sad for days. I would suffer total lack of motivation. Fortunately I don't hear stuff like that very often.
If the sentences were different, that would be a way to type. Can never be 100% accurate, but definitely entertaining.
(PS! sorry, no spell-check today. Sitting at the wrong computer.)