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    ENTP: Hey man, what's up?

    INTJ (sounding forced): Not much. What about you?

    ENTP: Not a lot. Probably going out to a movie later. Want to come?

    INTJ: Nah, I think I'll just stay here. Me and my guild are on a raid monster.

    ENTP: Dude, how many hours have you spent playing this game?

    INTJ: (types /played) 894.

    ENTP: HAHAHA. That's insane. Dude, quit being a vagina mcginestein and come out with us. I got chronic.

    INTJ: I'll come out some other time. I'm busy.

    ENTP: What, you scared your internet posse will think you're dissing them for "rl"? ahahaha, come on dude.

    INTJ: *shakes head*

    ENTP: ....Dude, you look really pale. When was the last time you ate....or slept? ahahaha

    INTJ: *ignoring ENTP*

    ENTP: fag

    INTJ: *ingoring ENTP*

    ENTP: You're scared a girl might want to touch your penis.

    INTJ: (gives piercing glare) Why are you such an asshole!!

    ENTP: I've got a better question: Why am I such an asshole?

    INTJ: Fine I'll go! But you're still a fucking asshole!

    ENTP winks into camera. :wink:

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    Thats funny. I always appreciate the type humor.

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    INTj notes not to say the words: "What about you?" when discussing "what's up."

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    Quote Originally Posted by MysticSonic
    INTj notes not to say the words: "What about you?" when discussing "what's up."
    ur mom lol

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    Hah, that reminds me of some of the discussions I had once with an old INTj roommate ...

    I asked him why he was always so quiet and passive once ... and he said that is how he likes to get along. Then I told him he should learn how to play chicken, and go outside and start trying to ram into people on the sidewalk outside. He never tried it.

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    Edited for gayness.

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    Definately, note the zany humour. You're attributing too many notions to Se and Ni.

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    I don't know, I mean, I can see this being true, but sometimes its the other way around, where the ENTp is this negative shut in or antisocial(to an extent) and the INTj is warmer and more out in the open with people.

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    And sometimes it's exactly like this.

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    Edited for gayness.

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    It also sounds exactly like the ENTps I've known.

    "Yes, I agree!"

    "And sometimes it's exactly like this."

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    This kind of humor by an ENTp is specially cooked for INTjs. It's only one more attempt to remove any meaning of anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geist
    This kind of humor by an ENTp is specially cooked for INTjs. It's only one more attempt to remove any meaning of anything.
    huh?

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    I thought that script was quite funny, actually.
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    Can't help it, but I really feel sorry for the INTJ who is teased. Leave him alone! He just wants to relax and play! But it does remind me of the time when my ESFP friend lived near me. She would want me to be active and hang out on the beach with her...
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    Hehe... my INTJ has a thing with EQ2. He's the 11th highest status contributer on the Mistmoore server and is the 56th wealthiest. He only has 2 level 50 crafters though.
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    My INTj now has the highest level character on the Mistmoore server.

    He's so funny.
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    MMO's are a HUGE waste of time, and a pointless timesink. BAD! Very bad.

    Get him off of that computer. He'll whittle his life away.

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    I know, but that's not going to happen.
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    I have INTJ and one of my few friends in high school had ENTP. He and I had this conversation all the time.

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    Hey, leave those poor INTJs alone! It's not their fault that RL is so bug-ridden and filled with exploits...
    Beware! Nerd genes on the prowl.

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