(1) Do people suck?

(2) Who drives you more crazy?
. . . a. People who are always trying to cross bridges before they get to them
. . . b. People who never look past the end of their own nose

(3) Which of the following is worse?
. . . a. To be an asshole
. . . b. To be wrong

(4) Do you have your shit together?

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AND NOW THE RESULTS:

(1) . . . Yes = I . . . No = E
(2) . . . a = S . . . b = N
(3) . . . a = F . . . b = T
(4) . . . Yes = j . . . No = p

Congratulations! With the answers to these four questions, you have found your sociotype, and if you go out to the street and open your mailbox you will find the Holy Grail sitting inside waiting for you there. BANG, WHOOSH, BOOM, ZOW, Q.E.mother#$%&in'D.