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    Default Pooping Thread

    I didn't see a recent thread on this very important topic so here.


    In my fridge & pantry I have bananas, kimchi and coffee. As far as I'm concerned this is one ultimate trifecta for pooping daily.


    Let's enjoy & talking about pooping.

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    Vitamin C is also very good for pooping. After a certain point your body needs to poop out this non-toxic yet vital antioxidant and getting in a lot of vitamin c stimulates your bowels.

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    If you eat, you must excrete.

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    My mother once told me that giving birth was like pooping out a football.

    I don't know how she knew this.

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    Wow that's so mysterious.

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    Orange is excellent for pooping. But you must eat all the fruit not just the juice.

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    Really, the act of defecating is a metaphor for life, maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacobus View Post
    Really, the act of defecating is a metaphor for life, maybe.
    Exactly.

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    Calcium supplements was a game changer. Couple pills everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crystal View Post
    Orange is excellent for pooping. But you must eat all the fruit not just the juice.
    To much bitter fibre.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
    My mother once told me that giving birth was like pooping out a football.

    I don't know how she knew this.
    Tongue in cheek yes, but I can illuminate the subject for you. How medical do you want to go?

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    My dad is SLE and he does is regularly at 8:00 a.m. plus minus 5 minutes. He wakes up like 6 a.m. I can't imagine doing it myself this way.

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    I’ll be texting with my LSI brother and I ask what he’s up to. He’ll often say stuff like, “Oh, pooping right now, then taking the kids to the park for a bit, the going to Trader Joe’s, then putting meat in the smoker. Then heading over to Ikea, repainting the kids’ bedroom and putting up shelves, cleaning a bathroom, a little TV, then gonna pull dinner together.”

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    Oatmeal, milk, coffee, dark chocolates makes me poop

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    I frikken hate when you drink coffee and it tightens up your bladder and colon but there's nothing to yield and you feel tight down there for ten minutes. Such is the price of wakefulness. Don't do caffeine, kids.
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    Quote Originally Posted by niffer View Post
    Vitamin C is also very good for pooping. After a certain point your body needs to poop out this non-toxic yet vital antioxidant and getting in a lot of vitamin c stimulates your bowels.
    Really? Have you read this somewhere or did you make it up? I though vitamine c dissolves in water and comes out with urine.

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    Pooping in nature feels a lot different. First you have to dig a hole then undress, squat deep down and relax.

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    Vitamin C helps with pooping but only on the 1st day of using it.

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    Food makes me poop.


    When I was doing my compulsory military stuff, I think that I probably pooped only few times in a week (something like once, twice or three times). I didn't eat much there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by falsehope View Post
    Vitamin C helps with pooping but only on the 1st day of using it.
    Every day is like the first day for me every time
    Quote Originally Posted by Tallmo View Post
    Really? Have you read this somewhere or did you make it up? I though vitamine c dissolves in water and comes out with urine.
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Vitamin+c+pooping

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    Whenever I have a cool idea I always take a really good shit. Like I am both literally and figuratively no longer 'full of shit' and its a good feeling. Its cleansing.

    As for scat fetishes, I just think that anything that 'crosses the line' is erotic for a lot of people- and that's how I understand that one. Shit is gross and disgusting but being into it becomes the exact opposite with the right person, because you are like invading a boundary you have and letting it coax you. That's how I understand all bizarre/weird fetishes really. "Of course it's wrong and sinful, duh. That's why it's so hot."

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    Is it true that pooping feels like getting ass fucked in reverse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viktor View Post
    Is it true that pooping feels like getting ass fucked in reverse?
    You must have good Si or first hand experience.
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    I feel like I am pretty lucky in that I never suffer from constipation. I always shit every 2 days and sometimes if I do adderall and eat lots of fruits veggies and stuff then I can poop up to 6 times a day... I have a very active digestive system lol

    Well it's not like I shit more overall it's just the frequency is very high, it takes me more time to wipe than to actually shit

    Maybe its part of my anxiety disorder or smth


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    I always thought it was odd that some people regularly poop 3x a day and then some people poop only once every 2 days; I mean it makes sense I guess based on diet and other factors, but it seems like the regular poopers are actually generating more poop out of proportion to their intake. maybe its a density issue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bertrand View Post
    I always thought it was odd that some people regularly poop 3x a day and then some people poop only once every 2 days; I mean it makes sense I guess based on diet and other factors, but it seems like the regular poopers are actually generating more poop out of proportion to their intake. maybe its a density issue
    How, exactly, would that work? Spontaneous matter creation? Direct conversion of television viewing to feces?
    Curious minds want to know.

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    I mean isn't it true that eating meat and dairy makes you poop far less than if you eat the same mass of vegetables and fruits?

    So it might be youre referencing people who eat fast food or smth versus vegans


    Also maybe has to do with whether a larger percentage of water is used up or not... water does have mass but Im not sure how much

    Unhealthy people who eat cheeseburgers and are constantly dehydrated would be constipated and never poop

    And also it depends on how separated the cycles of shitting are... maybe one person shits 10% of what a constipated person, but the former goes 7 times a day and the second goes once every two days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
    How, exactly, would that work? Spontaneous matter creation? Direct conversion of television viewing to feces?
    Curious minds want to know.


    yeah bruh, tv to feces, you got it

    Quote Originally Posted by ephemera View Post
    I mean isn't it true that eating meat and dairy makes you poop far less than if you eat the same mass of vegetables and fruits?

    So it might be youre referencing people who eat fast food or smth versus vegans


    Also maybe has to do with whether a larger percentage of water is used up or not... water does have mass but Im not sure how much

    Unhealthy people who eat cheeseburgers and are constantly dehydrated would be constipated and never poop

    And also it depends on how separated the cycles of shitting are... maybe one person shits 10% of what a constipated person, but the former goes 7 times a day and the second goes once every two days.
    yeah im sure it has to do with water creating the appearance of greater mass, adam's just pointing out how smart he is for knowing that technically you can't poop out of proportion to your intake because poop is by definition proportional to intake, if you include in intake water and conceptualize poop as matter and not as its contours, etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by niffer View Post
    Let's enjoy & talking about pooping.
    Eat my shit.
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    It turns out that most of the content of poop is actually just dead bacteria... and not the remains of the intakes of your food...

    Normally, feces are made up of 75 percent water and 25 percent solid matter. About 30 percent of the solid matter consists of dead bacteria; about 30 percent consists of indigestible food matter such as cellulose; 10 to 20 percent is cholesterol and other fats; 10 to 20 percent is inorganic substances such as calcium phosphate and iron phosphate; and 2 to 3 percent is protein. Cell debris shed from the mucous membrane of the intestinal tract also passes in the waste material, as do bile pigments (bilirubin) and dead leukocytes (white blood cells). The brown colour of feces is due to the action of bacteria on bilirubin, which is the end product of the breakdown of hemoglobin (red blood cells). The odour of feces is caused by the chemicals indole, skatole, hydrogen sulfide, and mercaptans, which are produced by bacterial action.
    I think dietary fiber just makes the poop easier to pass through the intestines, because they're indigestible and so they just come out without being digested.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viktor View Post
    Is it true that pooping feels like getting ass fucked in reverse?
    A little bit, ya. Why don't you try it out and get back to us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timber View Post
    A little bit, ya. Why don't you try it out and get back to us.
    no

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viktor View Post
    no
    It won;t make you gay if its just an experiment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timber View Post
    It won;t make you gay if its just an experiment.
    well you just told me that my hypothesis was correct, so now I just have to mentally play the tape backwards next time I take a shit and I'll know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viktor View Post
    well you just told me that my hypothesis was correct, so now I just have to mentally play the tape backwards next time I take a shit and I'll know
    Alright just add the part where its like a big shit that never ends, like an unsatisfied pinch off, the full feeling, and then imagine it also burns at first and at least for the first dozen times you do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by timber View Post
    Alright just add the part where its like a big shit that never ends, like an unsatisfied pinch off, the full feeling, and then imagine it also burns at first and at least for the first dozen times you do it.
    no

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viktor View Post
    well you just told me that my hypothesis was correct, so now I just have to mentally play the tape backwards next time I take a shit and I'll know
    IRLOLED

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viktor View Post
    no
    What's wrong does that imagination make you feel uncomfortable?

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    You guys gross talking about poop. Don't you have class

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