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    So I just thought of a genius idea that I needed to share with you guys.

    I like starting and going through my day with empty bowel, and I feel uncomfortable when I have to go out and work on stuff when I am bloated and haven’t morning pooped. So I realized: what if I save on time and stressing over it in the mornings before leaving the house by trying to poop AT NIGHT instead ?!? I’m trying this out.

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    Unfortunately while doing my first trial of this experiment I just stayed up all night and almost didn’t poop at all :|

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    Wink the average person will fart 14 times a day

     


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    This is a typology forum and there is a hexagram of poop typology. This pic is essential:


    Can you VI your poo?

    If you have VI related categorization problem regarding poo then you should post it here. In case of fullfilling @Sol (I type him as duty fullfiller ISTj) who might want non verbal video of the processes I recommend using NSFW spoiler tags.
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    My poop is type 4

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    Mine was type 7 today
    Sol mb F type due to his inability to think alternatives.


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    This past year or so, my poop has been so intense and heavy and sludge-like sometimes. A couple of days ago, a huge amount stuck to the bottom of public toilet, and I had to flush it 7 or 8 times to get most of it away. Even after, there were still streaks on the bottom of the bowl.

    I’ve lost a lot of weight this past week so I wonder if this is somehow connected.

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    Recently it's been type 2. Drinking coffee usually gives an automatic promotion to type 4.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll Nr 007 View Post
    Mine was type 7 today
    dont you mean type 5

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    This is the most disgusting thread I’ve come by on here. Congratulations. I’m simultaneously disgusted and amused..


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    Quote Originally Posted by aster View Post
    This is the most disgusting thread I’ve come by on here. Congratulations. I’m simultaneously disgusted and amused..

    *takes the compliment*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number 9 large View Post
    dont you mean type 5
    ah, so you have found my hidden toilet webcam... Did you know that poo's type is not static? I had type 2 today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troll Nr 007 View Post
    ah, so you have found my hidden toilet webcam... Did you know that poo's type is not static? I had type 2 today.
    really cuz it seems to be pooped out by the same bowels

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    I took a huge dump today. It was long and came out of the water like a sea serpent. Just thought I'd let you all know.

    It was a large type 4. Therefore it was art.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbbds View Post
    This past year or so, my poop has been so intense and heavy and sludge-like sometimes. A couple of days ago, a huge amount stuck to the bottom of public toilet, and I had to flush it 7 or 8 times to get most of it away. Even after, there were still streaks on the bottom of the bowl.

    I’ve lost a lot of weight this past week so I wonder if this is somehow connected.
    How much protein are you eating?

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    The worst kind of poop is the one that hits you right after you get out of the shower. It's like... What was the point?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramas View Post
    How much protein are you eating?
    I don’t know. Why? More = heavier?

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    It happened to me again yesterday, this time at a new acquaintances house. I couldn’t find a toilet brush, so I had to use toilet paper to wipe the stained bowl with my own hands, flush several times and wash my hands multiple times after.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbbds View Post
    I don’t know. Why? More = heavier?
    Protein is what makes poo skiddy imo lol. Fiber just firms it up. I have my own experience, plus a guy who drank too many protein shakes. His toilet was a nightmare.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramas View Post
    Protein is what makes poo skiddy imo lol. Fiber just firms it up. I have my own experience, plus a guy who drank too many protein shakes. His toilet was a nightmare.
    Thank you. I have been eating out / store-bought a lot this past year.

    I rarely if ever encounter streaks in public or other toilets though... so either people are as careful about hiding it as I am, or they generally eat less protein than I do. I guess I’ve not lived extensively in the US / around people known to eat a lot of protein yet be messy and gross so this makes sense. It might be both.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbbds View Post
    Thank you. I have been eating out / store-bought a lot this past year.

    I rarely if ever encounter streaks in public or other toilets though... so either people are as careful about hiding it as I am, or they generally eat less protein than I do. I guess I’ve not lived extensively in the US / around people known to eat a lot of protein yet be messy and gross so this makes sense. It might be both.
    From what I've read, people typically require around .76 g / kg of body weight daily to maintain whatever muscle they already have. To improve muscle takes more. I would just not skimp on veggies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramas View Post
    From what I've read, people typically require around .76 g / kg of body weight daily to maintain whatever muscle they already have. To improve muscle takes more. I would just not skimp on veggies.
    Will post updates

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    ^ Singu complaining about Socionics

    “There is no explanation”


    My streaking situation has been improving. More veggies and home cooked food. @Aramas ty

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    ^ sbbds's reason for believing in Socionics:

    "it's undiscovered and unconfirmed"

    You might just as well say, "I'm retarded".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singu View Post
    ^ sbbds's reason for believing in Socionics:

    "it's undiscovered and unconfirmed"

    You might just as well say, "I'm retarded".
    Actually, it’s based on my theory that you don’t like Socionics and you’re dumb as a doorknob

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    you guys ever have that dream where you poop so much it overflows the toilet bowl with shit logs?
    Last edited by bgoo; 01-10-2019 at 07:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bgoo View Post
    you guys ever have that dream where you poop so much it overflows the toilet bowl with shit logs?
    No but I've made a crap island before that topped the water.

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    Poop can be weaponized.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sbbds View Post
    It happened to me again yesterday, this time at a new acquaintances house. I couldn’t find a toilet brush, so I had to use toilet paper to wipe the stained bowl with my own hands, flush several times and wash my hands multiple times after.
    I had to do this again today, this time at the office at one of the places I’m working.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Remiel View Post
    Poop can be weaponized.
    Typical ILI. That reminds me of this:

    Quote Originally Posted by sbbds View Post
    Last year while setting up my career in a new country I lived in a small box 8 x 4 feet, x 7 feet height, next to an ILI girl with an anal masturbation scat fetish along with loud moaning. For half a year. After this and other such bad shared living experiences, you get what you pay for I’ve learned.
    Quote Originally Posted by sbbds View Post
    She literally left a poop outside my door one time.
    She also used to do it in the shared shower and smelt up the place. Finally my male SLE floormate got annoyed by her noises and tried to call the housing office to try to get her kicked out, but they needed us to give them video proof. She ended up moving out a week after I did, after my half year of suffering beside her.
    You can add something new to your array of BDSM type activities if you want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sbbds View Post
    You can add something new to your array of BDSM type activities if you want.
    I've got too many poop stories tbh. I'll provide you with three.

    This one time I was fucking a girl anally and she started having cramps sort of and asked me to stop. I did, pulled out to find my dick pretty much covered from base to tip in shit. In situations such as this it's extremely important to handle it calmly and collected. I walked straight to the shower but on my way there my erect dick accidentally brushed the door.

    Another time in boot camp I needed to take a shit after waking up at 0600. Part of military life is that they wanna pressure you pretty much every minute of every waken hour. The dude who was responsible of the toilets refused to let me use them, the morning before I had physically moved him out of the way cuz when I need to go I need to go. This time he had some help and they all yelled at me. I had to think on my feet and jumped out of my window. I shat behind our building, success! Anyway little did I know that I had stepped in it and then I trecked shit into our building. But it was cool I never got caught and some of my pals started spreading a rumour that it was this other guy who did it.

    More recently I had a massive shit that I took a photo of and showed some of my fellow soldiers and we all started laughing cuz if it's sheer immensity. Anyway, the sarge came walking up to us cuz he was trying to become friends with us sort of and was like, "what's so funny? " I was like ehh, nothing, and then I could tell he was feeling left out so I was forced to show him. He looked at me with these sort of killers eyes and said "That's a nice shit."


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    When I was a kid I got yelled at for finger painting on the bathroom wall

    Also, I never would poop at school. In kindergarten, as I was pincing my anal sphincter to keep the poop from coming out, but instead ended up pinching off the poo tip, which rolled down my pant leg and onto the floor. Embarrassed, I moved away as far as possible. Then a classmate noticed and shouted and pointed "Ewwww, there's poop on the floor!" and everyone gathered around to see.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nebula View Post
    When I was a kid I got yelled at for finger painting on the bathroom wall

    Also, I never would poop at school. In kindergarten, as I was pincing my anal sphincter to keep the poop from coming out, but instead ended up pinching off the poo tip, which rolled down my pant leg and onto the floor. Embarrassed, I moved away as far as possible. Then a classmate noticed and shouted and pointed "Ewwww, there's poop on the floor!" and everyone gathered around to see.
    ILI final and confirmed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Remiel View Post
    Poop can be weaponized.
    "Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see." - Schopenhauer
    "Talent hits a target no one else can hit; genius hits a target no one else can see." - Schopenhauer

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