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    Default IEIs, do you feel less spiritual while taking a shit?

    Everyone does it. Even fragile IEIs have to take a break from gazing at the stars and thinking about the mysteries of life to take a huge dump sometimes. Do you still feel like high minded, classy individuals when diarrhea is exploding out of your asshole? Do you compartmentalize and bury the experience in your mind so that you can still feel like you've transcended the earthly concerns of us mortals, or do you integrate the experience as a holy part of your life? What does pooping mean to you?

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    Lol. IEI's don't poop, because they don't eat.

    They derive nourishment from a thousand different forms: from pink eggs which burst into a hot sweet gas, suffusing their entire bodies; from passing through a rain of stinging metal crystals; from simple contemplation of the proper symbol.

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    Now, LIE's take a different view. We eat, we excrete. That's about it.

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    the act puts one in touch w/ the root chakra & provides a connection to mother gaia. its like a miniature birth.

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    What does flushing mean to you?

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    what the fuck is wrong with you

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    just trying to offer some guidance

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    Ummm... they are scared of the question.

    As you inner creation drops into water and sails away from your sight becoming part of massive pile of other's creations later decomposing away and when no questions are asked in the process – it really should make you think.
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    I knew a SLE who would joke that he had to drop off a paki family at the swimming pool. He thought everytime he said this, that it was like the most hilarious thing you could possibly say and also the funniest thing you could ever possibly hear, why aren’t you laughing??

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    I feel a connection to poop that I don't think others experience.
    Food, too.
    I feel like both are an integral part of me.

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    I have an entire book on the life cycle of e coli, but I haven't read the whole thing. I'm afraid it will be too depressing. I glanced through the book and, apparently, everyone dies in the end.

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    For IEIs the Si is normative function, so eating/shitting is a lot like a repetitive chore. It's really the Si leading types that make it into a creative artform.

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    Sometimes my blood pressure drops and I get dizzy while pinching a loaf.

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    I am at my deepest while drowning the step kids.
    Projection is ordinary. Person A projects at person B, hoping tovalidate something about person A by the response of person B. However, person B, not wanting to be an obejct of someone elses ego and guarding against existential terror constructs a personality which protects his ego and maintain a certain sense of a robust and real self that is different and separate from person A. Sadly, this robust and real self, cut off by defenses of character from the rest of the world, is quite vulnerable and fragile given that it is imaginary and propped up through external feed back. Person B is dimly aware of this and defends against it all the more, even desperately projecting his anxieties back onto person A, with the hope of shoring up his ego with salubrious validation. All of this happens without A or B acknowledging it, of course. Because to face up to it consciously is shocking, in that this is all anybody is doing or can do and it seems absurd when you realize how pathetic it is.

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    Beta humor - straight from the toilet.

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    pooping is a very spiritual experience to me

    can't really describe it

    it's just like

    holy shit
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    thank-you for that I ligit laughed out.

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    This thread,like my life, was a huge mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fox View Post
    IEI's don't poop.
    I... uh.. I'm an IEI now.


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    Just experience poopgasm lol

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    People always misunderstand me and get me backwards. I am actually too realistic and focused on reality so much that it would actually be beneficial to me if I did a little stargazing. I would probably mock that and say its too calm and delta-ish or something though idk. I am too focused on the feces and not the stars. On what is and not what could be. BUT WHAT COULD BE IS TOO WEAK AND SELF HELP-Y AND OPRAH ISH. AND REEKS OF ADAM STRANGE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR TRYING TO SELL YOU SOMETHING WITH A CHEESY BUSINESSMAN SMILE. Ahhh being too caught up in a reality = you're stuck in a rut, caught like some specimen in a science project that you can't escape from. You need to learn how to aspire and reach for something, it's human.

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    Depends on if I ate healthy that day. In my 16types adventures novel I had Jason Mraz say "No my shit really DOES NOT stink because of that fancy raw seafood diet we celebrities eat" or something like that, after he kept bragging about how much money he made. I consider this both inspiring and realistic. Combine reality and ideals for art, wittiness, and humor.


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    I reckon IEI's shit don't stink. I reckon it's smooth, sausage like and odourless.

    Please tell me I'm right

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashlesha View Post
    the act puts one in touch w/ the root chakra & provides a connection to mother gaia. its like a miniature birth.
    To close the supervision ring from Delta here I say it's much better to take the analogy of the kundalini snake. That already incorporates the chakra + female energy idea but essentially shitting really is a rather serpentine process, Gaia aside. All the glory to Slytherin


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    Quote Originally Posted by fox View Post
    IEI's don't poop. This thread offends me on a spiritual level.
    Exactly. I have a condition that doesn't allow me to do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neptune View Post
    Exactly. I have a condition that doesn't allow me to do that.
    yeah we know, it's called IEI
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    Quote Originally Posted by idontgiveaf View Post
    Just experience poopgasm lol
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecstasy_(emotion)

    Poopstasy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nebula View Post
    Sometimes my blood pressure drops and I get dizzy while pinching a loaf.
    That's not normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramas View Post
    That's not normal.
    I saw my doctor and he ran some tests. Heart was fine. My blood pressure runs really low. He recommended increasing sodium and that has helped, although hasn't completely eliminated the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by idontgiveaf View Post
    Just experience poopgasm lol
    Reminds me of this guy in a college class once who was huge and had this kind of stoic tough guy persona and one day in class - I don't remember how it came up - he was like "it feels good to take a dump sometimes, doesn't it ladies? Eh? Eh?" and looked around the room at everyone with a smirk on his face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nebula View Post
    I saw my doctor and he ran some tests. Heart was fine. My blood pressure runs really low. He recommended increasing sodium and that has helped, although hasn't completely eliminated the problem.
    How is your vitamin D level? Sounds like Calcium deficiency.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nickelslick View Post
    How is your vitamin D level? Sounds like Calcium deficiency.
    Calcium is normal. I haven't had my Vit D checked. It is probably low given how north of the equator I live and my dietary intake is below recommended. Thank you, I will investigate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nebula View Post
    Calcium is normal. I haven't had my Vit D checked. It is probably low given how north of the equator I live and my dietary intake is below recommended. Thank you, I will investigate.
    The reason I asked about Vitamin D is because blood tests for calcium aren't very reliable. Your body will do anything it can to keep blood levels within range because it's so critical, but if your calcium levels are low it will lower your 25(OH)D levels too. Of course low vitamin D isn't good either. Not that I'm a doctor or anything, I just had to deal with something similar a while back. Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
    I have an entire book on the life cycle of e coli, but I haven't read the whole thing. I'm afraid it will be too depressing. I glanced through the book and, apparently, everyone dies in the end.
    i feel badly for laughing at this
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nebula View Post
    Sometimes my blood pressure drops and I get dizzy while pinching a loaf.
    is this related to too much serotonin? I know we humans get a rewarding serotonin fix after we shit.

    this is fascinating...

    and kinda fucking dangerous with all that porcelain around
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    Quote Originally Posted by ashlesha View Post
    Reminds me of this guy in a college class once who was huge and had this kind of stoic tough guy persona and one day in class - I don't remember how it came up - he was like "it feels good to take a dump sometimes, doesn't it ladies? Eh? Eh?" and looked around the room at everyone with a smirk on his face.
    uh...why would he say 'Ladies'? he's aware other men besides him also shit, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nebula View Post
    I saw my doctor and he ran some tests. Heart was fine. My blood pressure runs really low. He recommended increasing sodium and that has helped, although hasn't completely eliminated the problem.


    oooooo...acetylcholine https://www.medicinenet.com/fainting/article.htm
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    lol this is the matrix

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