hi
the way gamma is understood at large has become pretty foreign to my way of being, and as a subjectivist type I believe that socionics constructs are only as true as they are mutually understood by the collective. I use scented lotion, and yoga and food are basically my two favorite things. I'm very habit bound. I have a crush on Anthony bourdain. I really like people who introduce me to new and different things because I'm often bored. I'm ready for a fresh start in alpha. <3
ENTP master race reporting in
someone take care of my needs and Ill debate you
Use dat fe on me babyOriginally Posted by lump
Lmfao
What is this squad? Who?Hell yeah, you can join the newly forming alpha SF squad now.
What needs?
Im shy lolUse dat fe on me baby
W-wow... Um. I am in love with you but this is unsettling. Mostly the former.
Is this postmodern typing?
The decisive thing is not the reality of the object, but the reality of the subjective factor, i.e. the primordial images, which in their totality represent a psychic mirror-world. It is a mirror, however, with the peculiar capacity of representing the present contents of consciousness not in their known and customary form but in a certain sense sub specie aeternitatis, somewhat as a million-year old consciousness might see them.
(Jung on Si)
SEI is the new ESI.
SEIs are curvier
man this Fi polr is empowering, and Si suggestive is hard for me to control
https://youtu.be/Hn-enjcgV1o?t=1m1s
Haha, i guess. If anything is relative and perspective-dependent it's socionics. Why fight against the tide unless youre invested in staking some intellectual claim? I'm not as concerned about being right as I am about things making sense to me.
<3 your typing is a vestige of the old order when Te meant you could substantiate your statements with verifiable information. Now it just means you're rich and you order people around. Any kind of logic in general is Ti now. Welcome to alpha, love.
So just wondering... are you a real SEI or a postmodern SEI
The decisive thing is not the reality of the object, but the reality of the subjective factor, i.e. the primordial images, which in their totality represent a psychic mirror-world. It is a mirror, however, with the peculiar capacity of representing the present contents of consciousness not in their known and customary form but in a certain sense sub specie aeternitatis, somewhat as a million-year old consciousness might see them.
(Jung on Si)
you can consider me a postmodern SEI. but an Fi base who appreciates sound logic from others and doesn't like being baselessly ordered around doesn't exist in socionics anymore, so I'm just trying my best to fit somewhere.
Welcome ladies!Hell yeah, you can join the newly forming alpha SF squad now.What a beautiful day to be alive!
I am here to help you with your orientation because I love to help and provide care all day, everyday, even with my busy hectic schedule plus event planning which I do just for fun because it makes me so very happy. I only sleep an hour a day and it is plenty! Enough about me though!
That was rude and selfish of me to talk about myself on your special day but you know, I was on my way to save the dolphins then my good friend Bert, my activity partner, shot me a pm asking me if I would help but I wrote him back before I even got his message because that's how my FeSi rolls when it comes to anticipating the needs of others and I said sure Bert, I am always happy to help you and then he wrote me back and he said, "thank you!" but then I saw that I was running late so I told him that I need to go save, or is it feed, the dolphins but I would be sure not to let him down then he said he really appreciated me and well, OMG, look at the time! I am always short on time but anyway, I will write this all out in the car but I need to get some gas first and before I forget.. Oops silly me! I know your time is more precious than mine because that is how much I care and can't feel time.
So let's get started, shall we?
But first, please have some tea and cookies before we start and make yourself very, very, very comfortable.
ALPHA
Where you will never have to submit to the undignified act of allowing an LIE to snort coke off your ass while you are forced to read a philosophy book they may, or may not, have written called "Insider Trading: How to get away with it, with a clear conscience", in a dark room (which could cause loss of night vision over the long term but I wouldn't know that due to Ni polr and time perception). Here in alpha we care not only about your dignity but your eye health too!
Where you can throw out your 6 inch hooker heels, restrictive chokers, expensive black lingerie and overpriced little black dresses in favor of of quirky yet comfortable yoga pants and spongebob t-shirts.
Where all the males are not typical testosterone fueled "alpha males"with large testicles and the drama that comes with large testes so the only thing they want from you is a good fluffing (pillow of course) and snuggle before bed. Here in Alphaville our NTs have small balls, even the women, just like we like it. See Bert's confession in the testosterone thread for details.
Where anime, video games, comic books and cookies, with smiley faces on them, are not just for kids.
and last, but certainly, not least where "netflix and chill" really means netflix and chill, in comfy pajamas.
Ne-way, I am out of ideas so I need to nap (5 minutes) on my (20) big fluffy pillows before I head out and conquer the world with my superior 4D Fe, Se and dazzling personality. Did you know that Bert inspired me to conquer the world? I will save that story for another time, heh, I said "time". Not my area of expertise but our NTs sure know how to tell it. So before I got distracted I was going to say, someone's gotta bring home the cash with these adorable, absent minded NTs around. They are always using their big brains which more than makes up for their tiny balls, even the women, but we love our infantiles! Don't we?!
Please enjoy your visit. I hope you decide to stay awhile. Bert, the actual Inventor of Alpha, will provide you with the details and an information packet that is no less than 150,000 random, yet highly theoretical, words that he churned out in less than half an hour because of his Ne. The only thing I like better than Ne is that Ti because otherwise I am just a complete mess of a human being but I get stuff done anyway (amazing!) Don't worry though, he doesn't expect you to read it because of your weak logic which you cannot escape as an SF, regardless of quadra, but you could try on one of our NT models to see if it fits but you need an IQ > 130 to qualify. I suggest the SF model personally... we are not like those trophy Stepford type wives you find in Gamma.
“My typology is . . . not in any sense to stick labels on people at first sight. It is not a physiognomy and not an anthropological system, but a critical psychology dealing with the organization and delimitation of psychic processes that can be shown to be typical.” —C.G. Jung
Oh my godddd lol ayyyyyylen... Haha <3
I do love our infantiles and their tiny balls! I'm drawn to anything small and squishy.
Looks like I’m switching SEE out for ESE now. I’m for this change, actually. Now that I’m officially everyone’s mom, I have way more influence.
･ﾟ*✧ 𝓘 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶𝒸𝒸𝑒𝓅𝓉 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝒻𝑒 𝓘 𝒹𝑜 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝑒 ✧*:･ﾟ
hi mommy can you order pizza?Looks like I’m switching SEE out for ESE now. I’m for this change, actually. Now that I’m officially everyone’s mom, I have way more influence.
lungs made a video in past. it's good idea for her to make new typing thread with another video
as they eat moreSEIs are curvier
You'll have to make a video to prove your SEI-ness.
LII-Ne with strong EII tendencies, 6w7-9w1-3w4 so/sp/sx, INxP
(boop)
Last edited by ashlesha; 11-16-2017 at 08:20 PM.
Your questionnaire points at Rational, Se and Fi.
If you want me to detail I can do it by quoting (I can delete it later too).
K then. *zips mouth*
edit: It's hard to whistle with a zipped mouth. . .
This was mesmerizing to read.
Lol, now I'm curious!K then. *zips mouth*
edit: It's hard to whistle with a zipped mouth. . .
still think you're ILI.
That was my plan lol. I didn't actually have much to say.
EII
From ESI to SEI.... tsk tsk... this is not serious.... not serious...
But anyway, just to nit-pick: ESI's are usually not attracted to weirdness of offbeatness. So you could indeed be something else.
I think the biggest point against esi is the "misconception" question.
I didn't expect people to actually read and respond to this... I tagged hotel and thought he MIGHT be the only person lolol I'm a little nervous about all the dumb things people might say now, no offense to the general populace. Thank you for the compliments on the writing and for the ili typing xoxo
LSI as the main version
your talking is just not so sweet like at my semi-holly semi-duals
I can't take it anymore, I'm just going to pm him lol..
Stepford will miss you, @lump. Come back whenever you feel like being drowned in the pleasures of alcohol, money and some raw animalistic sex. Those Alphas are weak sauce bitches with their low testosterone levels. You need a man who will show you just what it can mean to be in love.
Alcohol, money, sex, and testosterone. Fuck it, I'm sold.Stepford will miss you, @lump. Come back whenever you feel like being drowned in the pleasures of alcohol, money and some raw animalistic sex. Those Alphas are weak sauce bitches with their low testosterone levels. You need a man who will show you just what it can mean to be in love.
what's going on in here, I'm sort of lost
I did a questionnaire cuz I was in a mood to write about myself and curious about hotels opinion since he tends to be independent but I deleted it because I don't want every Tom dick and Harry's opinion* so the thread is all fucky now.
*I'm cool w/ some others opinions too but just assumed they wouldn't care (and for good reason, I have like 8 million posts)
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