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    Default Are ISTp bums of a similar shape?

    I have been noticing a number of IXTX girls lately not certian of their type. They are all quite thin and have a similar shape bum. Its kind of compact and round. I cant really describe it i will try get a picture but they could think im a stalker

    I am yet to touch one of these bums. I was thinking i might pinch one today. If its an ISTp, surely as my dual it would allow this. If its an INTp or something even more evil i could end up in Jail. Its an information gathering exercise though so jail might be worth it.

    I can always say i was testing the texture and consistency of it?
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    I'm not gifted in that area : /

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    you've a rather nice everything else though

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    Default Re: Are ISTp bums of a similar shape?

    Quote Originally Posted by meatburger

    I can always say i was testing the texture and consistency of it?
    Be sure to pick off the sesame seeds.

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    Default Re: Are ISTp bums of a similar shape?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jadae
    Quote Originally Posted by meatburger

    I can always say i was testing the texture and consistency of it?
    Be sure to pick off the sesame seeds.
    Hehe well from you can see from my avatar i certianly have nice buns

    I dont believe Jessica. Im sure her Kaboose is fine. Different ass probablly appeals to different people.

    See if i was black i might Sing Sir Mix a lot

    "I like big butts and i cannot lie. You other brothers cant deny"

    Unfortunately our firewall at work blocks pages with the word "butt" in it so i cant get the rest of the lyrics

    Edit: I got them

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like big butts and I can not lie
    You other brothers can't deny
    That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
    And a round thing in your face
    You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
    'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
    Deep in the jeans she's wearing
    I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
    Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
    And take your picture
    My homeboys tried to warn me
    But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
    Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
    You say you wanna get in my Benz?
    Well, use me, use me
    'Cause you ain't that average groupy
    I've seen them dancin'
    The hell with romancin'
    She's sweat, wet,
    Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
    I'm tired of magazines
    Sayin' flat butts are the thing
    Take the average black man and ask him that
    She gotta pack much back
    So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
    Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
    Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
    Shake that healthy butt!
    Baby got back!

    (LA face with Oakland booty)
    Baby got back!

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    I like 'em round, and big
    And when I'm throwin' a gig
    I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
    Now here's my scandal
    I wanna get you home
    And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
    I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
    'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
    I want 'em real thick and juicy
    So find that juicy double
    Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
    Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
    So I'm lookin' at rock videos
    Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
    You can have them bimbos
    I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
    A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
    I won't cuss or hit ya
    But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
    Til the break of dawn
    Baby got it goin' on
    A lot of simps won't like this song
    'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
    And I'd rather stay and play
    'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
    And I'm down to get the friction on
    So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
    If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
    Then turn around! Stick it out!
    Even white boys got to shout
    Baby got back!

    Baby got back!
    Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
    to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

    [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
    So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
    But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
    My anaconda don't want none
    Unless you've got buns, hun
    You can do side bends or sit-ups,
    But please don't lose that butt
    Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
    And tell you that the butt ain't gold
    So they toss it and leave it
    And I pull up quick to retrieve it
    So Cosmo says you're fat
    Well I ain't down with that!
    'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
    And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
    To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
    You ain't it, Miss Thing!
    Give me a sista, I can't resist her
    Red beans and rice didn't miss her
    Some knucklehead tried to dis
    'Cause his girls are on my list
    He had game but he chose to hit 'em
    And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
    So ladies, if the butt is round,
    And you want a triple X throw down,
    Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
    And kick them nasty thoughts
    Baby got back!
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    Default Re: Are ISTp bums of a similar shape?

    Quote Originally Posted by meatburger
    See if i was black i might Sing Sir Mix a lot
    Why would you have to be Black to like the song?
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    I am rather gifted in this area. :wink:
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    Haha a funny thing happened to me on saturday. I was really wasted and went into a club with my ESTj friend close behind. This hot girl on the tour bus turned around and hit me on the arm quite hard. I was so drunk i thought she was playing around so i hit her back.

    Anyway my ESTj friend told me a few minutes later that someone else had grabbed her arse and she thought it was me. I cleared it up with her later and looked all innocent. Like i would grab a girls ass without permission
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    I know an ESTj girl which has a very very nice bum.
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