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    Default Dark Triad Test

    This test has been making its rounds. It measures traits of narcissism, machiavellianism, and psychopathy compared to the population average.

    http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php




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    I had no idea I was such a psychopath lol.

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    Before I'm gonna take the test, here's my "dark" prediction for fun:

    Narcissism: Above Medium to Extremely High(cf.: this post)
    Machiavellianism: Medium to Low I guess
    Psychopathy: Off the charts
    Average: Above!

    Let's see
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chae View Post
    Before I'm gonna take the test, here's my "dark" prediction for fun:

    Narcissism: Above Medium to Extremely High(cf.: this post)
    Machiavellianism: Medium to Low I guess
    Psychopathy: Off the charts
    Average: Above!

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    From me one can not demand and expect:
    • practicality of ideas;
    • punctuality and diligence;
    • consistency and completeness;
    • constant order in the home and in the workplace;
    • quality of routine work;
    • soft skills to adapt to the interlocutor.


    Anal Expulsive personality (no hyphens for you)

    So called false dual logic that actually reveals some remote potentials:
    "sure crocodiles can fly, but very, very close to the ground"
    Just think about it.

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    I wanna know how dark our EIIs are @Vespertine @Subteigh



    (More like, kill the Tilda Swinton jokes)
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    would have expected some more narcissism than this


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    This makes you 18.17% Lighter than the average person.


    If I remember correctly, I preferred this version of the test: http://www.the16types.info/vbulletin...ark-Triad-Quiz
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    This makes you 4.17% Lighter than the average person.

    More psychopathic than the average...

    Quote Originally Posted by Chae View Post
    Dafuq lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post
    Dafuq lol.
    What do you expect from a test that's littered with unhealthy enneagram 3 questions I wholeheartedly embrace my nasty egoic result.
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    Can you measure ego narcissism that easily? According to these criteria I'm not as I tried to refer objective measures. It's like according question I referred to gathered data: I'm not, because I'm clearly not better than anyone else in categories such as:...


    Or is narcissism just inability to measure yourself objectively in critical manner. There are people who have accused me of excessive self criticism. I'm like: This is how I see it objectively. You asked the question I provided as accurate answer as I could.
    From me one can not demand and expect:
    • practicality of ideas;
    • punctuality and diligence;
    • consistency and completeness;
    • constant order in the home and in the workplace;
    • quality of routine work;
    • soft skills to adapt to the interlocutor.


    Anal Expulsive personality (no hyphens for you)

    So called false dual logic that actually reveals some remote potentials:
    "sure crocodiles can fly, but very, very close to the ground"
    Just think about it.

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    This makes you 17.83% Darker than the average person.

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    So I guess 37% above average would mean 87%th percentile then? ... Not sure what these statistics mean.
    Dark Triad Test


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    This makes you 37.83% Darker than the average person.

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    Felt how his heart grew cold.
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    Buncha nutcases
    Hitta: lungs is like a reverse tootsie roll pop
    Hitta: sticky elastic external persona... strong core
    Hitta: or a bukkake girl

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    This makes you 22.17% Lighter than the average person.
    “As a general rule, people, even the wicked, are much more naïve and simple-hearted than we suppose. And we ourselves are, too.” — Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

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    Lol, I thought you'd be higher lungs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine View Post
    This makes you 22.17% Lighter than the average person.
    Are you sure you want to be exposing your soft underbelly like this when there are people like Chae lurking about?

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    "When I ought to be thinking of heaven he will nail me to earth"

     






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    Well we know this test doesn't work.

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    I'm kind of surprised by this. I expected to score lower.

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    This makes you 18.83% Darker than the average person.

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    This makes you 11.17% Lighter than the average person.
    "Nothing happens until the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change."

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    I think that environment (and hence chance) plays a great role in here if you are not not naturally inclined towards these kinds of things.
    My whole life is pretty much not focused on economy, politics or dealing with different kinds of crooks. It can mess you up. For example I know that I can not tolerate well real life ethical pressure so it is better to stay away from it. Even minor slips can be taken more seriously by others than it should if we compare it to other people misdeeds or you can not protect yourself from the pressure. I have been in situations where my blind spot (lack of right psychological distance) caused some real nightmarish distress. The place where people can twist the knife pretty hard even when they do not realize it (Look a person who has a capacity to solve my problem...).
    From me one can not demand and expect:
    • practicality of ideas;
    • punctuality and diligence;
    • consistency and completeness;
    • constant order in the home and in the workplace;
    • quality of routine work;
    • soft skills to adapt to the interlocutor.


    Anal Expulsive personality (no hyphens for you)

    So called false dual logic that actually reveals some remote potentials:
    "sure crocodiles can fly, but very, very close to the ground"
    Just think about it.

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    Narcissism: 31 %
    Machiavellianism: 31 %
    Psychopathy: 31 %

    Average: 31%

    This makes you 2.17% Lighter than the average person.
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    It's really just a measure of how you're thinking in the moment though. I feel like I could reframe all of the questions and get way higher or lower without doing any lying due to the ambiguity. Psychopath.

    In any case, being cynical makes you put yourself above others more, which is all the "dark triad" is, and bad things happening makes you more cynical, so "dark triad" seems like a defense mechanism to me, although there's a bit of a chicken-and-egg aspect to it as well, since the perception of this conflict is really what brings it on.



    Also, gotta love the icons under the things, especially the knife under "Psychopathy", considering what I just posted.

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