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    This test has been making its rounds. It measures traits of narcissism, machiavellianism, and psychopathy compared to the population average.

    http://www.celebritytypes.com/dark-triad/test.php




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    I had no idea I was such a psychopath lol.


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    Before I'm gonna take the test, here's my "dark" prediction for fun:

    Narcissism: Above Medium to Extremely High(cf.: this post)
    Machiavellianism: Medium to Low I guess
    Psychopathy: Off the charts
    Average: Above!

    Let's see
    "The ENFp outlaw lives in the world of "chaos" meaning that he doesn't get surprised by the mayhem he causes or has to deal with in order to accomplish the goal of staying alive. Unlike the strong Si types who notice every tiny detail of pre-conceived madness, he will quite happily do whatever his experimental intuition dictates to survive even if he has to use himself as a "guinea pig" in the process. [...] Strong Ne types like the ENFp outlaw tend to make serendipitous discoveries like finding a creative way of defying death where others would have died if they stuck to "the rules". The long range vision of Ne with a drug-induced short-range Si tactical foreplay reveals the true nature of one's methodical madness i.e. using chaos to stabilize the chaos." x



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    Quote Originally Posted by Chae View Post
    Before I'm gonna take the test, here's my "dark" prediction for fun:

    Narcissism: Above Medium to Extremely High(cf.: this post)
    Machiavellianism: Medium to Low I guess
    Psychopathy: Off the charts
    Average: Above!

    Let's see
    "The ENFp outlaw lives in the world of "chaos" meaning that he doesn't get surprised by the mayhem he causes or has to deal with in order to accomplish the goal of staying alive. Unlike the strong Si types who notice every tiny detail of pre-conceived madness, he will quite happily do whatever his experimental intuition dictates to survive even if he has to use himself as a "guinea pig" in the process. [...] Strong Ne types like the ENFp outlaw tend to make serendipitous discoveries like finding a creative way of defying death where others would have died if they stuck to "the rules". The long range vision of Ne with a drug-induced short-range Si tactical foreplay reveals the true nature of one's methodical madness i.e. using chaos to stabilize the chaos." x



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    Sometimes it gives the impression that he is trying to smell something out. During conversation, the ILE likes to twirl something in his hands, for example, a pen or pencil, and often breaks it. When he is walking or enthusiastically talking about something, he gesticulates and waves his hands around as if a windmill. ILE's eyes often seem blurry, as if they are looking through a mist or haze, poorly recognizing what's happening around. This look seems cold, lacking in emotion or passion. Regarding clothing should be said that due to particularities of ILE's figure, clothes on this person almost always doesn't sit well: it sags, slips, loses buttons, etc.

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    I wanna know how dark our EIIs are @Vespertine @Subteigh



    (More like, kill the Tilda Swinton jokes)
    "The ENFp outlaw lives in the world of "chaos" meaning that he doesn't get surprised by the mayhem he causes or has to deal with in order to accomplish the goal of staying alive. Unlike the strong Si types who notice every tiny detail of pre-conceived madness, he will quite happily do whatever his experimental intuition dictates to survive even if he has to use himself as a "guinea pig" in the process. [...] Strong Ne types like the ENFp outlaw tend to make serendipitous discoveries like finding a creative way of defying death where others would have died if they stuck to "the rules". The long range vision of Ne with a drug-induced short-range Si tactical foreplay reveals the true nature of one's methodical madness i.e. using chaos to stabilize the chaos." x



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    would have expected some more narcissism than this


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    This makes you 18.17% Lighter than the average person.


    If I remember correctly, I preferred this version of the test: http://www.the16types.info/vbulletin...ark-Triad-Quiz
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    This makes you 4.17% Lighter than the average person.

    More psychopathic than the average...

    Quote Originally Posted by Chae View Post
    Dafuq lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Singularity View Post
    Dafuq lol.
    What do you expect from a test that's littered with unhealthy enneagram 3 questions I wholeheartedly embrace my nasty egoic result.
    "The ENFp outlaw lives in the world of "chaos" meaning that he doesn't get surprised by the mayhem he causes or has to deal with in order to accomplish the goal of staying alive. Unlike the strong Si types who notice every tiny detail of pre-conceived madness, he will quite happily do whatever his experimental intuition dictates to survive even if he has to use himself as a "guinea pig" in the process. [...] Strong Ne types like the ENFp outlaw tend to make serendipitous discoveries like finding a creative way of defying death where others would have died if they stuck to "the rules". The long range vision of Ne with a drug-induced short-range Si tactical foreplay reveals the true nature of one's methodical madness i.e. using chaos to stabilize the chaos." x



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    Can you measure ego narcissism that easily? According to these criteria I'm not as I tried to refer objective measures. It's like according question I referred to gathered data: I'm not, because I'm clearly not better than anyone else in categories such as:...


    Or is narcissism just inability to measure yourself objectively in critical manner. There are people who have accused me of excessive self criticism. I'm like: This is how I see it objectively. You asked the question I provided as accurate answer as I could.
    Sometimes it gives the impression that he is trying to smell something out. During conversation, the ILE likes to twirl something in his hands, for example, a pen or pencil, and often breaks it. When he is walking or enthusiastically talking about something, he gesticulates and waves his hands around as if a windmill. ILE's eyes often seem blurry, as if they are looking through a mist or haze, poorly recognizing what's happening around. This look seems cold, lacking in emotion or passion. Regarding clothing should be said that due to particularities of ILE's figure, clothes on this person almost always doesn't sit well: it sags, slips, loses buttons, etc.

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    This makes you 17.83% Darker than the average person.

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    So I guess 37% above average would mean 87%th percentile then? ... Not sure what these statistics mean.
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    This makes you 37.83% Darker than the average person.

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    Buncha nutcases

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    This makes you 22.17% Lighter than the average person.
    You will burn and you will burn out; you will be healed and come back again.
    — Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov

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    Lol, I thought you'd be higher lungs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vespertine View Post
    This makes you 22.17% Lighter than the average person.
    Are you sure you want to be exposing your soft underbelly like this when there are people like Chae lurking about?

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    "When I ought to be thinking of heaven he will nail me to earth"

     





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    Well we know this test doesn't work.

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    I'm kind of surprised by this. I expected to score lower.

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    This makes you 11.17% Lighter than the average person.
    "Nothing happens until the pain of staying the same outweighs the pain of change."

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    I think that environment (and hence chance) plays a great role in here if you are not not naturally inclined towards these kinds of things.
    My whole life is pretty much not focused on economy, politics or dealing with different kinds of crooks. It can mess you up. For example I know that I can not tolerate well real life ethical pressure so it is better to stay away from it. Even minor slips can be taken more seriously by others than it should if we compare it to other people misdeeds or you can not protect yourself from the pressure. I have been in situations where my blind spot (lack of right psychological distance) caused some real nightmarish distress. The place where people can twist the knife pretty hard even when they do not realize it (Look a person who has a capacity to solve my problem...).
    Sometimes it gives the impression that he is trying to smell something out. During conversation, the ILE likes to twirl something in his hands, for example, a pen or pencil, and often breaks it. When he is walking or enthusiastically talking about something, he gesticulates and waves his hands around as if a windmill. ILE's eyes often seem blurry, as if they are looking through a mist or haze, poorly recognizing what's happening around. This look seems cold, lacking in emotion or passion. Regarding clothing should be said that due to particularities of ILE's figure, clothes on this person almost always doesn't sit well: it sags, slips, loses buttons, etc.

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    Narcissism: 31 %
    Machiavellianism: 31 %
    Psychopathy: 31 %

    Average: 31%

    This makes you 2.17% Lighter than the average person.
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    It's really just a measure of how you're thinking in the moment though. I feel like I could reframe all of the questions and get way higher or lower without doing any lying due to the ambiguity. Psychopath.

    In any case, being cynical makes you put yourself above others more, which is all the "dark triad" is, and bad things happening makes you more cynical, so "dark triad" seems like a defense mechanism to me, although there's a bit of a chicken-and-egg aspect to it as well, since the perception of this conflict is really what brings it on.



    Also, gotta love the icons under the things, especially the knife under "Psychopathy", considering what I just posted.

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