Rrrroast The Types

[Rebelondeck]

You put that in there just to prove the point. I can't resist telling you to get more creative about us ILI's. Geez.

Well, they do like to throwing stones from their castle walls at passersby but I wouldn't be so rash as to want me to open up Pandora's Box.......

a.k.a. I/O

[Muddy]

Just alpha and beta for now until I can think of stuff for gamma/delta.


ILE: fuck you you crazy elitist intellectual cunt bag
LII: get some fucking balls already and stop being so patheic, boring and rigid.
ESE: fuck you your jokes aren't funny you attention seeking dickbag
SEI: stop posting pictures of food all over my facebook news feed

EIE: ******, nuff said.
IEI: keep you and your depression emitting aura away from me
SLE: being an asshole is not something you should take pride in, you asshole
LSI: stop trying to make me feel stupid before I go full barbarian and bash your face in

[Pole]

ILE: Your hat is not intriguing
ESE: Not interested in your gossiping, get a life
LII: I feel like I could snap you like a twig
SEI: Why do you inhale and say "AHHH" every time we step inside of a restaurant?

SLE: I can't roast SLE's they can't even stay in one spot long enough for anyone to say hi
EIE: You look like garbage 90% of the time and like a drag queen 10%... a drag queen who didn't shower and is wearing yesterdays makeup
LSI: Thinks they're ninjas, just huge dorks who lack social skills
IEI: Is there anything you know how to do? Anything? You seriously can't change a lightbulb or make phone calls? You think SLE wants to become your butler?

LIE: Doesn't iron their dress shirts... yeah
SEE: How's life with herpes and crabs going?
ILI: Eugene from the walking dead
ESI: Tyrant disguised as a martyr

LSE: You haven't been considered attractive since the 1880's
IEE: Something creepy lies beneath your dazed smile
SLI: Quit talking about your cabin in the woods and build one already
EII: No backbone

[The Reality Denialist]

ILE: Your equation for life just called: you are not in it.
LII: Oh, life gets better when someone helps you out.
ESE: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
SEI: Yes, I can be funny and impressive but now I'm just retarded.

SLE: Mr Big or Mr Pig?
LSI: I just found critical error in your internal bureaucratic rule book. You need to rewrite it.
EIE: You just dropped your identity. Let me pick up it for you.
IEI: For someone so cool you can forget lots of things.

SEE: Oh it is you. Do you mind, I'm not training for 3000 m steeplechase this time.
ESI: You can be pretty snappy and pretty literal. Understood?
LIE: Submissive or not submissive? It is just matter of right kind of will.
ILI: Oh, it is you.

IEE: Let's sit down and analyze.
EII: Sometimes I just don't know what is going on inside of you. Do you?
LSE: OK, let's think ahead.
SLI: Did I just hit your sore spot?