Just going to post them here as I hear them. You can participate too.
Things my Alpha SF roommate says...
Just going to post them here as I hear them. You can participate too.
Checks out facebook buy and sell group:
"A hundred and eighty pound stone sphere...isnt that coool? I want to buy these things."
Waits for surgery while fasting:
"You know missing one meal and I am starving..I would not make a very good starving african."
Pregnant and diagnosed with diabetes, when my colleague she saw her favorite food/snack:
'It's not like I really want to eat it, but my baby needs it.' Then she lied on her daily report to monitor glucose in her blood.
When she saw her less favorite food, but also sugary:
'That's so dangerous, can't eat it! '
Brb screaming in angerOriginally Posted by Mori
Pregnant and diagnosed with diabetes, when my colleague she saw her favorite food/snack:
'It's not like I really want to eat it, but my baby needs it.' Then she lied on her daily report to monitor glucose in her blood.
When she saw her less favorite food, but also sugary:
'That's so dangerous, can't eat it! '
Every morning even though its never going to happen:
(Said in sing-songy voice)
"Goodmorning stud muffin!"
"I'm gonna go do some meth now."
Makes sense...Pregnant and diagnosed with diabetes, when my colleague she saw her favorite food/snack:
'It's not like I really want to eat it, but my baby needs it.' Then she lied on her daily report to monitor glucose in her blood.
When she saw her less favorite food, but also sugary:
'That's so dangerous, can't eat it! '
This problem should be solved by hiding that stuff from your sight.
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Interviews a girl for the bartender position speaking on her personality:
"She was about as interesting as buttered toast".
I personally think buttered toast is very interesting. And tasty.
Well that's probably why you are not the promotor and op manager of a multi-million dollar theatre with thousands of guests and patrons a year hiring for a position that most definitely requires a personality.
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I would not want to do such a job.
To be perfectly candid, me neither.
"Don't put that in your mouth, it has cleaning products on it."
Sees a goat in a commercial:
"we should get a goat for the backyard".
That sounds very much like something an SEI would say: suggestive Ne, Vulnerable Te.
He is very intelligent actually, I just seem to choose all the stupid inane comments. Mostly I'm trying to capture the playfulness.
Speaking on wealth equality:
"Wealth, in my opinion, is the least important criteria upon which to judge a person's worth. I am always wary of the motives of those who are driven to acquire more assets than they require for a safe, comfortable lifestyle. It's almost as if they actually believe that to have a bulging bank account makes them more important than those who don't and that they're going to be taking their possessions with them when they go. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic."
i can definitely see myself saying all these things
meaning 90% of what comes out of my mouth shouldn't be taken seriously
“You are a little soul carrying around a corpse.”
- Epictetus
This is something I spent years not only saying, but dreaming of. Then I found out more about goats.
LSI: “I still can’t figure out Pinterest.”
Me: “It’s just, like, idea boards.”
LSI: “I don’t have ideas.”
Ansley seems like a more creative type than normalizing. Not all ESE are "fun", some are rather bland..or as I like to call them "basic". Always middle of the road, never say anything that would rock the boat, never starting a conflict (finishing is another story).
Just an ordinary mundane caretaker moment.
Time stamped to the moment I want to show. Guy on left: SEI. Guy of right: unknown.
https://youtu.be/ccv7hok2n4I?t=44
Entire video:
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