If you haven't heard about this, here's some info: http://www.snopes.com/after-school-satan-clubs/
This makes me wildly happy. "After School Satan". They're cheeky and I love it.
I have always said that if you're going to let one religion in schools, you'd better let them all in...which of course most people aren't willing to do, so we should keep them all out. But still Christians persist. And now, there's ASS