@lungs posted these comics, I had a Russian friend translate. Delta is missing because I didn't save the comics and had to look through my history. I can't find delta for some reason.
Context: They're meant to be watching a film. Nothing says which type is which although some are really obvious lol.
Far left: Tuggings on the tie are marked as 'in response' or something like that [My translation]
Centre left: "This is illogical. It does not happen that way. There is no artery there. So why is there so much blood?"
Centre right: "Did I turn the borscht off or didn't I? Did I or didn't I?"
Far right: General eating noises.
Far left: "Come out of there already!"
(Behind sofa): "No way!"
Centre right: She is marked as having fainted.
Far right: "How boring!"
Far left: "Who brought Hitchcock into this house?"
Centre left: "Hmm?"
Centre right: "How did he hit him..."
Far right: "You didn't even have to ask!"