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    Default Why the future of the human race is Chinese

    http://www.space.com/27893-china-spa...moon-mars.html

    China continues to ramp up its space activities, which include a new launch complex, more powerful boosters and the construction of a large space station, as well as plans for complex robotic missions to the moon and Mars.
    While we in the West battle one another, left paralyzed by a floundering economic system and entrenched by the petty strife of decades-old culture wars, divided over Alpha/Beta Gorilla male bullshit and whether masturbations should be taught to children, Chinese engineering is undertaking a massive social and technological effort to launch our species into the solar system and perhaps beyond.

    Soon, the whole world will be speaking Mandarin; Chinese features will mark the world's elite (with a sprinkling of Jews and the remnants of British blue-blooded aristocracy); famous actresses will be ditching breast enhancements in favour of epicanthic fold implants; and so on.

    The first human face that aliens will see will likely be Chinese; future historians will see to it that civilization is mostly synonymous with Chinese civilization, with a few bones thrown to the barbarians; Marx and Engels will take Washington's and Jefferson's places as the founding fathers of this final end of history.

    So, with all that said, this forum reflects youth attitudes within the wider culture and, for that reason, is why it's full of degenerates.
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    The Diamond Age, here we come.

    Wait, you said "this forum reflects youth attitudes within the wider culture and, for that reason, is why it's full of degenerates." What does that mean?

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    unfocused, victims-of-their-own-culture degenerates who couldn't care less about the fact that they will have to learn mandarin once the renmibi finds its way in theyr assez i mean assets. it's also a smooth way to fit in the standard old-member- bitter-talk
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    This forum would be full of degenerates even if the Chinese weren't taking over.
    It was in the reign of George III that the aforesaid personages lived and quarrelled; good or bad, handsome or ugly, rich or poor, they are all equal now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerx View Post
    http://www.space.com/27893-china-spa...moon-mars.html



    While we in the West battle one another, left paralyzed by a floundering economic system and entrenched by the petty strife of decades-old culture wars, divided over Alpha/Beta Gorilla male bullshit and whether masturbations should be taught to children, Chinese engineering is undertaking a massive social and technological effort to launch our species into the solar system and perhaps beyond.

    Soon, the whole world will be speaking Mandarin; Chinese features will mark the world's elite (with a sprinkling of Jews and the remnants of British blue-blooded aristocracy); famous actresses will be ditching breast enhancements in favour of epicanthic fold implants; and so on.

    The first human face that aliens will see will likely be Chinese; future historians will see to it that civilization is mostly synonymous with Chinese civilization, with a few bones thrown to the barbarians; Marx and Engels will take Washington's and Jefferson's places as the founding fathers of this final end of history. So, with all that said, this forum reflects youth attitudes within the wider culture and, for that reason, is why it's full of degenerates.
    you got all that, from that little quote?

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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    the US dollar
    ... is slowly being ditched.

    ETA: Even George Soros was predicting the end of the Dollar as the world's reserve currency after the financial crisis. My rich (talking > $1,000,000) Republican relatives practically shat their pants when I told them that.
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    I don't understand how the chinese can be doing so well when they have such squinty eyes. >.<
    It must make it hard to see beyond what's right in front of their faces. Heh, progress for the sake of progress is quite blind, I'd think.


    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Strange View Post
    The Diamond Age, here we come.

    Wait, you said "this forum reflects youth attitudes within the wider culture and, for that reason, is why it's full of degenerates." What does that mean?
    It seems to be his way of getting people to say something. People are more likely to respond to offenses.
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