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    Default Zoological proof that Women prefer Alpha Males

    Capitalism is the belief that the rich don't work hard when they don't earn enough, and that the poor don't work hard when they earn too much.

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    Gorilla males also have really tiny penises so the correlation between them and meat head douche bros acting all "alpha" is simply uncanny.

    Also, Japanese people are really weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfall View Post
    50 cent looks like a gorilla to me. Maybe that's how he gets girls.
    You mean by throwing feces at them?

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    Yes because this tells us everything about women everywhere. 90% chance it's bs exaggerated by our media

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    ^I bet you like alpha males.

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    There's this one ape species where the alpha male fucks all the girls and most of the males in the tribe watch and jerk off right in front of them. People are like that too.

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