Can't imagine an ILE backing me up in a barfight, but I've had them help me troll people before, and they're masters at that.
dual: best communication, best supporter (when healthy)
identical: best reference for personal growth and happiness
activity: best hook-ups
mirror: best friend
semi-dual: best at giving tough love
kindred: best at providing a reality check
benefactor: best co-worker
supervisor: best at motivating and inspiring (from afar)
conflictor: best external point of reference (if I can do what they do half as well, I'm probably doing all right)
quasi: best for shooting the shit
super-ego: best teammate
extinguishment: best auntie/uncle
mirage: best nurse
beneficiary: second-best hookup lmao
business: best child
supervisee: best mindless entertainment